time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1321.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fcb3c563687267ea8a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab259/potatosoup/ufg_zps641319c3.png!\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/12/398689__safe_solo_oc_animated_out+of+context_youtube_youtube+link_artist-colon-ajin_oc-colon-spearmint+splash.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fcb4e163687204730b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"look what i found on this very site\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/cZqS80U.png!\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fcc8516368720d8ea30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcac0263687231d2160100#post_53fcac0263687231d2160100\r\n\r\nReminds me of my fursona btw. \r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/kekjLc0.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\"Another version of him.\":http://i.imgur.com/gXaE1Zi.png","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"53fccadb6368725dbb710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is it just me or is markiplier going to be senator armstrong in 20 years?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fccb3263687272ae980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fccadb6368725dbb710000#post_53fccadb6368725dbb710000\r\nDid he join the navy?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53fccbbc63687275e8990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fccb3263687272ae980100#post_53fccb3263687272ae980100\r\nthere's always time ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fcccc86368725dbb0b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fccbbc63687275e8990000#post_53fccbbc63687275e8990000\r\nAlso, did he play college ball [spoiler]ya know[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53fccd1a63687204c5c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcccc86368725dbb0b0100#post_53fcccc86368725dbb0b0100\r\nAt some cushy ivy league school?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fccd8c63687272aee50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fccd1a63687204c5c40100#post_53fccd1a63687204c5c40100\r\nProbably the University of Texas.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53fccdd363687207b7d50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fccd8c63687272aee50100#post_53fccd8c63687272aee50100\r\nCould have gone pro if he didn't join the navy.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fccdf86368720510190200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"also, 1: markiplier has a \"wikipedia page\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markiplier apparently\r\n2: \"he rededicated himself to improving his studies in *biomedical engineering*\"\r\n\r\nNANOMACHINES","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fccefc6368727ce9ad0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's a bit of news; Ukraine has detained Russian soldiers in Ukraine.  So yeah \"no russian soldiers have been sent to Ukraine\" my shiny metal ass.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fcd1936368727ce9290100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fccefc6368727ce9ad0000#post_53fccefc6368727ce9ad0000\r\nNow they're saying the soldiers got there by mistake. It would seem russian soldiers need to improve their map reading skills.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53fcd1d76368721f4e320100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcd1936368727ce9290100#post_53fcd1936368727ce9290100\r\n\"Oh no! We accidentally crossed the border!\"","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fcd222636872720cfb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcd1d76368721f4e320100#post_53fcd1d76368721f4e320100\r\nReading that in a russian accent makes even more hilarious.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fcd25d6368727ec5d90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcd1d76368721f4e320100#post_53fcd1d76368721f4e320100\r\nAn understandable mistake. Can't expect elite paratroopers to know how to use a compass.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53fcd28f63687258d0e40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcd25d6368727ec5d90100#post_53fcd25d6368727ec5d90100\r\n\"East? I thought you said weast.\"","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fcd438636872255cb70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"DYUWA!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTGUoMiM-f0","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fcd83f63687233418a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Team Four Star just put up a new episode of DBZ Abridged.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IomiOdc62HQ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fcd88c6368727dbf000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcd83f63687233418a0000#post_53fcd83f63687233418a0000\r\nA bit late are you?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fcd9156368726c73180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcd88c6368727dbf000100#post_53fcd88c6368727dbf000100\r\nNah; he just accidentally had sex reach 88mph yesterday.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fcd984636872422d8f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcd88c6368727dbf000100#post_53fcd88c6368727dbf000100\r\nBite me.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcd9156368726c73180000#post_53fcd9156368726c73180000\r\nMy sex is more on the slow, sensual, and intimate side I'll have you know.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fcd9d963687206ce0f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcd984636872422d8f0000#post_53fcd984636872422d8f0000\r\nCell is...creepy as shit.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53fcd9fc636872566ba60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcd984636872422d8f0000#post_53fcd984636872422d8f0000\r\nDamn it; I was going to make a \"_FUCK TO THE FUTURE!_\" joke.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fcda0e6368724872da0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fcd9d963687206ce0f0000#post_53fcd9d963687206ce0f0000\r\nHe's even more rapey than he used to be.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}