time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1593.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5418b553636872762ceb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b25e6368725fc5680000#post_5418b25e6368725fc5680000\r\nCan I help?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5418b5ab6368724fbb850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b553636872762ceb0000#post_5418b553636872762ceb0000\r\nCan I help and can I be Sam? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5418b5f963687225c6c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b5ab6368724fbb850100#post_5418b5ab6368724fbb850100\r\nSam, Raiden, and Snake......\r\nI don't think any force in the world could stop that group.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5418b64b63687279d6890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b5f963687225c6c00000#post_5418b5f963687225c6c00000\r\n\r\n(heavy guitar intro)\r\n*SUN SUN SUN SUN _SUUUUUUUN_*\r\n!http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1365/56/1365569830994.jpg!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5418b67763687277c97d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Im actually just not in the mood for anything right now\r\nUuuugh\r\nJust got home, and now im laying in bed not doing anything\r\nSigh","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5418b6a86368724872060100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b5f963687225c6c00000#post_5418b5f963687225c6c00000\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b64b63687279d6890100#post_5418b64b63687279d6890100\r\n!http://www.newgamernation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Jetstream-Sam-GIF.gif!\r\nLets do this!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5418b6e063687237af9e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Speaking of Metal Gear Rising, WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nK6zVt7paQ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5418b7196368720518530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b6a86368724872060100#post_5418b6a86368724872060100\r\nYou mean\r\n\"Let's Dance!\"","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5418b747636872453a650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b7196368720518530100#post_5418b7196368720518530100\r\nAhhhh! I missed my chance!\r\n\r\nI'm truly not my own master. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5418b829636872069a440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD\r\n\r\nim back","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5418b86a63687240f25e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How was everyone else's day?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5418b8c16368725b68350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b829636872069a440100#post_5418b829636872069a440100\r\nI'm calling the cops!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b86a63687240f25e0100#post_5418b86a63687240f25e0100\r\nGood, I'm eating a pizza right now!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5418b8c26368722d25e00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b86a63687240f25e0100#post_5418b86a63687240f25e0100\r\n\r\ngreat.\r\n\r\ni got 4 hours of sleep.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5418b93763687201cdbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b8c16368725b68350000#post_5418b8c16368725b68350000\r\n\r\nfuck the police\r\n\r\n!http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fuck-the-police-no-ball-playing-allowed.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5418bc9f6368724f9a320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm making Spaghetti!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5418bcbf6368724f9a390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b0c063687249ef440100#post_5418b0c063687249ef440100\r\nI think it just cuts the power, not shut down the computer properly. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b39d636872453ade0000#post_5418b39d636872453ade0000\r\nI'll have to fiddle around with the options a bit to see what I can do. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418b5ab6368724fbb850100#post_5418b5ab6368724fbb850100\r\nWell if I can't be Sam, I wanna be mistral. Or maybe blade wolf. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5418bdcb6368727654bb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418bc9f6368724f9a320000#post_5418bc9f6368724f9a320000\r\nShip some of that shit over here!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418bcbf6368724f9a390000#post_5418bcbf6368724f9a390000\r\nLe olden gender Swap! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5418bdd463687222fcf60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wanna know something dreadfully ironic?\r\nDespite my mother being 1/2 Italian, she cannot cook pasta.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5418be1f63687260c34e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418bdd463687222fcf60100#post_5418bdd463687222fcf60100\r\nlike from scratch?\r\nor like not even packaged?\r\ncause it's just boil pasta, drain, put in sauce\r\ndone","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5418be496368722d25940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418be1f63687260c34e0000#post_5418be1f63687260c34e0000\r\nMy mother has a tendency to overcook pasta and turn it into a gross paste.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5418be826368727654e70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418be496368722d25940100#post_5418be496368722d25940100\r\nyou mean like, she leaves it in the water too long, and just becomes a soggy mush?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5418bea36368725e111a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418bdd463687222fcf60100#post_5418bdd463687222fcf60100\r\nLike is she bad at it or just doesn't want to try?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5418bf3063687276716e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418bcbf6368724f9a390000#post_5418bcbf6368724f9a390000\r\nIf you hold it down it cuts the power, if you just press it it works just like shutting it down from the menu. ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5418bf43636872311d980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418be826368727654e70100#post_5418be826368727654e70100\r\nYup. Needless to say I cooked most of the time at home.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418bea36368725e111a0100#post_5418bea36368725e111a0100\r\nShe's good at cooking other things. She's just a bit _scatterbrained._","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5418bf656368727659510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5418bdd463687222fcf60100#post_5418bdd463687222fcf60100\r\n\r\nwelp im latino and im the laziest motherfucker around...\r\n\r\nand im 1/4 black and im scared of comitting even the smalled of crimes, like cheating on an exam.\r\n\r\nim so bad i cant even live up to my stereotypes :cc","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}