time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1641.json

{"topics":[{"id":"541e367f6368720971dd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e3607636872194c0f0000#post_541e3607636872194c0f0000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e360c63687237fa590100#post_541e360c63687237fa590100\r\nFunny thing is I can never understand why people like alcohol?\r\n\r\nIt tastes really Blagh to me and burns my mouth.\r\n\r\nIt's the same reason I hate soda. \r\n\r\nThough Wine tastes ok I guess?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541e36886368720971df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e360c63687237fa590100#post_541e360c63687237fa590100\r\nThere's no such thing as a joke on the internet.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e35906368721db3f70000#post_541e35906368721db3f70000\r\nI've had wine too. My brother and dad made fun of me because I had no idea how to drink it.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"541e36a76368720a944b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e36886368720971df0100#post_541e36886368720971df0100\r\nPinkie out! I seriously did that while drinking it. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541e36b263687274a4260200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"my parents have allowed me to drink since i was a teenager\r\nthey know i am responsible enough\r\ni just chose to never drink\r\n\r\non my 19th birthday how ever my older brother and sister wanted to take me drinking to celebrate\r\ni reluctantly agreed\r\nthat night i had a beer, 3 long island ice teas, a double long island ice tea, a martini, and a shot\r\ni ended up feeling a lack of balance and that i was gonna fall over\r\nhalf hour through the car ride home i felt normal again\r\n\r\nso my personal drinking experience is\r\nmeh","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541e36c06368722c49080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e36716368724d8c4e0100#post_541e36716368724d8c4e0100\r\nNo joke, I'm seriously looking forward to the toys of those things. They look neat. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"541e36f66368725a6f6a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e36a76368720a944b0000#post_541e36a76368720a944b0000\r\nNah. I tried drinking it the way I drink all my beverages:\r\nAs fast as humanly possible.\r\n\r\n...It made me really thirsty. Which was bad because at the time, the only thing we had to drink was more wine.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"541e36fa6368723c4cdd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e36b263687274a4260200#post_541e36b263687274a4260200\r\nShit.\r\nI get tipsy after three shots of whiskey.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541e3713636872441eab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e36716368724d8c4e0100#post_541e36716368724d8c4e0100\r\nStrange.\r\n\r\nCrazygon was a Nigh-Indestructable Robot made by the Banda to steal earth cars after their Planet's resources ran out.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"541e373d63687240d6050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e36fa6368723c4cdd0000#post_541e36fa6368723c4cdd0000\r\nha\r\nhonestly though the only drink i enjoyed was the long island ice tea\r\n\r\nbecause it tasted like ice tea\r\n\r\ni really don't care for the taste of alcohol","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541e37596368724d8c790100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e36f66368725a6f6a0000#post_541e36f66368725a6f6a0000\r\nI don't know how to drink it either but because it kept burning my mouth I did slow sips at a time.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541e37926368720a268b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e3713636872441eab0000#post_541e3713636872441eab0000\r\nI have to question why ones makes a robot that no doubt took a crapton of resources, when resources are running out.\r\n\r\nThe strange mind of supervillains\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"541e37a96368720952e80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e36fa6368723c4cdd0000#post_541e36fa6368723c4cdd0000\r\nI think if I ever become used to drinks I'd get drunk in seconds. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541e37d56368726fcd5c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I love drinking red wine because it makes me feel like a vampire....\r\n\r\n[spoiler]God I AM a huge dork.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541e37f363687233dcc40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e37926368720a268b0000#post_541e37926368720a268b0000\r\nMaybe they mined the metals from another planet?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"541e38006368724857a90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e37d56368726fcd5c0000#post_541e37d56368726fcd5c0000\r\nDIO!!!!!!!!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541e38316368722c49510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e37d56368726fcd5c0000#post_541e37d56368726fcd5c0000\r\n\r\nSparkling, Classic, or Xenomorph mouth vampire?\r\n\r\nDepending on your answer I may have to stake you.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"541e38476368723c05260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Friends! I return! Anyways, I was helping someone move to day and as a result I just want to lay down and never move again. Fucking refrigerators man.\r\n\r\nAt least I was given the traditional payment of pizza and beer, otherwise I probably would have murdered my friend.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"541e385d6368721db3420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e38316368722c49510000#post_541e38316368722c49510000\r\nWhat Pegasus said.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541e388063687259c0080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e38476368723c05260000#post_541e38476368723c05260000\r\nPizza is the best payment.\r\nOther than kinky sex of course.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541e38b96368722f803e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/ilmeella75.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"541e38c36368720a689d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@Molestia\r\n\r\nNow that I think about it, It would make sense to just have Seven and the Ultra Garrison assist the transformers. (Maybe have the Decepticons team up with the Gutts or something)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"541e38dc6368722dd10d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e38476368723c05260000#post_541e38476368723c05260000\r\n\r\nwelcome back friend.\r\n\r\n\"got some music for you\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAFVu_A4OwQ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541e38ee6368724883d00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e38006368724857a90100#post_541e38006368724857a90100\r\n\r\nKANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"541e39236368724afda30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e38b96368722f803e0000#post_541e38b96368722f803e0000\r\nBEAUTIFUL!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e38476368723c05260000#post_541e38476368723c05260000\r\nPIZZA FUCKING HYPE!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e388063687259c0080100#post_541e388063687259c0080100\r\n( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The good life of fellatio. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"541e393c6368726bd90f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541e38ee6368724883d00100#post_541e38ee6368724883d00100\r\nKHAAAAAAAAAAAN!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"}]}