time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1670.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5420f30c6368727ed8070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f1e163687212b8810000#post_5420f1e163687212b8810000\r\n\"Urge to kill.... rising...\"","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5420f3186368720cce920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f2c063687259f3950100#post_5420f2c063687259f3950100\r\nThe signal should affect all earthlings.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5420f35c6368721d3cce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f1e163687212b8810000#post_5420f1e163687212b8810000\r\nDammit! You'll not turn me into a rampage monster, I'm watching Ultraseven and thus immune to your evil!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5420f3686368721a94020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f3186368720cce920000#post_5420f3186368720cce920000\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nW-well, I'm an earthling...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5420f3b36368727dd01e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f1e163687212b8810000#post_5420f1e163687212b8810000\r\n\r\nbut im too lazy to even move out of the room...\r\n\r\n\"oh well, night as well put appropriate music\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz2KSKxRRlo","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5420f3cb6368727dd0250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f3186368720cce920000#post_5420f3186368720cce920000\r\nOh, well there's the problem.  \r\n\r\nWait, I mean I AM A NORMAL EARTH BEAST MURDER MURDER HAHA","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5420f3dd636872759e210000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f3b36368727dd01e0100#post_5420f3b36368727dd01e0100\r\nActually that's a really good point. We'd make a terrible evil army.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5420f3e96368725f6c500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f3cb6368727dd0250100#post_5420f3cb6368727dd0250100\r\n\r\nShhhhhhhhhhhh ~You gonna blow our cover...~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5420f41763687261a4870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f3dd636872759e210000#post_5420f3dd636872759e210000\r\n\r\n\"go on my soldiers, destroy all the earthlings\"\r\n\r\n\"cant it wait? i havent finished this quest yet\"\r\n\r\n\"actually this is more murder appropriate\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5420f4366368721a64100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\":)\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPsTWLmPjs4","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5420f4d26368724625080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The only possible explanation is that there are ultras in our presense. (Or other invaders)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5420f54e6368720eaab90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well its definitely not that second one! Nope! Not at all. Besides, since when do Ultra's show up anywhere but Japan?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5420f57b6368726c4fa70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f1e163687212b8810000#post_5420f1e163687212b8810000\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]...I've laced this website with a signal that will make you go on a murderous rampage in 30 seconds.\r\n\r\nNow if you'll excuse me, I need to go back to Planet Metron.[/bq]\r\nPlease darling. I feel guilty when I have to kill a spider.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5420f5a5636872218fee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f54e6368720eaab90000#post_5420f54e6368720eaab90000\r\n\r\nY-yeah... Why would they do that, right?\r\n\r\n>_>\r\n\r\n<_<","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5420f6156368721a947b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f4d26368724625080100#post_5420f4d26368724625080100\r\nI don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it is a chore like any other.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5420f6bd63687261a4f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f57b6368726c4fa70100#post_5420f57b6368726c4fa70100\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f6156368721a947b0000#post_5420f6156368721a947b0000\r\nYou have no choice on the matter, The Radio waves being emitted will bring out your barbaric side.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5420f6dd6368723d15600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f6156368721a947b0000#post_5420f6156368721a947b0000\r\n\r\nwell i barely do chores so i guess i wont kill at all","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5420f75b63687267223a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f6bd63687261a4f20000#post_5420f6bd63687261a4f20000\r\nIs it going to turn Squiggy into a grizzly yao guai?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5420f7646368726a3a2d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f6bd63687261a4f20000#post_5420f6bd63687261a4f20000\r\nWait wait, humans don't pick up radio waves -them-ourselves. -They've- We've got no biological mechanism to do that.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5420f789636872268d880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I NEED EVERYONE\r\n\r\nEVERYONE\r\n\r\n\"EVERYONE TO LISTEN TO THIS FOR CHRIST SAKE\":https://soundcloud.com/c4g/hollatak-girl\r\n\r\nDOIT NOW.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5420f7ba63687226693a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f789636872268d880100#post_5420f789636872268d880100\r\nwat.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5420f7f8636872218f500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f789636872268d880100#post_5420f789636872268d880100\r\n!http://s.mlpforums.com/uploads/post_images/img-541523-2-pinkie-pie-smile-meme-generator-it-s-so-beautiful-0c5789.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5420f82263687256ea3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f7646368726a3a2d0000#post_5420f7646368726a3a2d0000\r\nOh how wrong you are now, Even Now, Everyone on this site is starting to go out and kill their fellow man.\r\n\r\nNow if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go into orbit and watch the show from afar.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5420f85f63687261e5ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f75b63687267223a0000#post_5420f75b63687267223a0000\r\nHehe.\r\nBar-_bear_-ic.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5420f8956368726a3a6c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5420f85f63687261e5ec0000#post_5420f85f63687261e5ec0000\r\nI now read all you posts in Heavy Weapons Guy's voice.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"}]}