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{"topics":[{"id":"5354d268636872765c170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d18563687211e0530100#post_5354d18563687211e0530100\r\nThat thing is probably the most random combination ever. _Ankylosaurus_ and _Pteranodon_. Surely it would have been better to make a cross between a _Pteranodon_ and a _Velociraptor_ than that thing.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5354d2786368723d08460300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d23b6368720431de0100#post_5354d23b6368720431de0100\r\nGet in the fucking dinosaur Shinji! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5354d35463687204d52b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d2786368723d08460300#post_5354d2786368723d08460300\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100801133729/nonciclopedia/images/9/9c/Getter_Robot_Stoner_Sunshine.jpg!\r\nThere it is","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5354d3bc6368723b52b50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d35463687204d52b0000#post_5354d35463687204d52b0000\r\n*STOONER SUNSHINE!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5354d42d63687206e3dd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Continuing to play fate/extra something hit me; is it weird that five hundred years ago mythological creatures like kitsune the reaction by people was:\r\n\"Oh no, please don't let them be real! I don't want to be seduced by one!\"\r\nAnd now modern day the reaction by people is:\r\n\"Oh no, I wish they were real! I would want to be seduced by one!\"\r\n\r\n\r\nNo seriously, think about it for a second mythological creatures were originally meant to scare the living shit out of people, but now people wish they were real so they could bang them.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5354d4876368724503450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d3bc6368723b52b50100#post_5354d3bc6368723b52b50100\r\n\"Relevant\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vJnX3Zw_Z9k#t=275","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5354d49f6368724503490100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d42d63687206e3dd0200#post_5354d42d63687206e3dd0200\r\nLucky Creatures I guess.\r\n\r\nLiterally Come at me bro.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5354d4bd63687204d5b50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d42d63687206e3dd0200#post_5354d42d63687206e3dd0200\r\nI want to cum inside Nessie.\r\n\r\nAlso, the back of the Ankyloranodon (the green and purple flying dinosaur) card says that the creature weighs 9 tons, but somehow it can still fly.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5354d5c36368721185f30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d4876368724503450100#post_5354d4876368724503450100\r\nOh fuck yes! My Duwang is so damn ready right now!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5354d5f063687204311c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d5c36368721185f30200#post_5354d5c36368721185f30200\r\nYou don't mess with Shin getter","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5354d6bf636872206b1b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d5f063687204311c0300#post_5354d5f063687204311c0300\r\nUnless your another Shin Getter.\r\n\r\nAnd even then the odds are tuff!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5354d7a36368724993da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d6bf636872206b1b0100#post_5354d6bf636872206b1b0100\r\nNo one is stupid enough to make another shin getter","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5354d7f16368724503780200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d7a36368724993da0000#post_5354d7a36368724993da0000\r\nI don't know, some people are pretty stupid.\r\n\r\n\"How do we kill Getter!? I GOT IT! _*MAKE ANOTHER SHIN GETTER!!!\"*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5354d8526368726bd2320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This _Star Wars_ set is very rare.\r\n!http://theswca.com/images-toys/figuretoys/cantinasears-front.jpg!\r\nSo is this _Jurassic Park_ dinosaur.\r\n!http://www.jptoys.com/toy-database/jurassic-park/jurassic-park-series-2/dinosaurs/carnotaurus/img/carnotaurus.jpg!\r\nThis matchbox safari jeep can go for up to $1000.\r\n!http://www.shabbir.com/pictures/mbpictures/raremb12landroverblue.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5354d8546368726233940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d7f16368724503780200#post_5354d7f16368724503780200\r\n*This of course results in the apocalypse*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5354d8b66368724503ba0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d8546368726233940000#post_5354d8546368726233940000\r\n_*Again!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5354d9d56368726233220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of the apocalypse, if the inevitable were to happen, how would you like it to end?\r\n\r\n(I know it's a sadistic question)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5354da136368727d91bf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/639/1259/1600/Sky%20Rook.jpg!\r\n*The Boazanian empire are invading*\r\n\r\n*Voltes V is nowhere to be seen*\r\n\r\n*The Main mecha from the last mecha show you've watched is what has to fight them*\r\n\r\n*What happens?*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5354da4163687262334c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d9d56368726233220100#post_5354d9d56368726233220100\r\nEaten by a _T. rex_, maybe while orgasming.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5354da7c6368721abe3f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354d9d56368726233220100#post_5354d9d56368726233220100\r\n_*SPACE PONIES FROM THE SKY, MEXICAN FOOD MAKING EVERYONE USING THE BATHROOM SIMULTANIOUSLY, DISNEY TAKES OVER, APRIL FOOLS JOKE GONE BAD, BIEBER IS ACTUALLY AN ALIEN TIME BOMB, M.A LARSON!!!!!!!!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5354dac56368721afd590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354da136368727d91bf0000#post_5354da136368727d91bf0000\r\nWell lets see? The last Mecha show I watched was the first episode of Mazinkaiser.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5354dac56368727d910d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Um...\r\n\r\n*Would answer if it wasn't so strange*\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354dac56368721afd590000#post_5354dac56368721afd590000\r\nThe Boazanians would get their asses swiftly handed to them","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5354db4c6368724931250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354dac56368727d910d0100#post_5354dac56368727d910d0100\r\nHURAY! MAZINKAISER!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5354db80636872123e9e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354db4c6368724931250200#post_5354db4c6368724931250200\r\nMine is Mazinger Z, Less likely, But he could still do it","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5354dc4b63687262333b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5354db80636872123e9e0200#post_5354db80636872123e9e0200\r\nAt least you have a chance!\r\n\r\nOk my turn for a question!\r\n\r\nWhat would you do if all of a sudden it was up to you to protect the planet from evil random aliens and ancient beasts scattered across the world and the only way to Defeat them is our old classic mecha Vs. Beast battles!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}