time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3/3240.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54b4801e636872797a130600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh jesus\r\n\"I unsheathe my scimitar while screaming \"RULES OF NATURE\" and leap towards the Balor\"\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b47fb963687275c3590600#post_54b47fb963687275c3590600\r\nthere's contraceptive spells and equipment if you want to avoid that \r\n\r\nalso an infertile feat ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b4801f6368726fd9530800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was sure that the Jotaro pic would have drawn a response from Squiggy.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/755/547/55e.jpg!\r\nWell shit. They've been assimilated.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b4802c63687274c67e0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b47f6263687273c9460800#post_54b47f6263687273c9460800\r\nIt also contains notes on fantasy STDs, how each alignment might view sex and my personal favorite a whole bunch of prestige classes, including one that is all about deriving magical power from piercings.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54b480446368727c85280b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b47fb963687275c3590600#post_54b47fb963687275c3590600\r\n-Slut-\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b47fca6368727ac3920c00#post_54b47fca6368727ac3920c00\r\nFrom out of context DND quotes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b48057636872797a4f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b4801f6368726fd9530800#post_54b4801f6368726fd9530800\r\nThat's it, we're boned. It was nice knowing all of you, but its time for the apocalypse orgy. Remember, no eye contact.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54b480606368722eff680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b4802c63687274c67e0a00#post_54b4802c63687274c67e0a00\r\nOmg that is amazing ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b480746368727143de0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b4802c63687274c67e0a00#post_54b4802c63687274c67e0a00\r\nI'm fascinated by that type of thing \r\nmore fiction needs to explore stuff like that. Even when it's hilarious it's also really interesting. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b480856368726f9bc90900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Time for the pile?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b480a46368727ac3fe0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b480446368727c85280b00#post_54b480446368727c85280b00\r\n#^_^#\r\nYou love it~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54b480b363687236d93f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b4801f6368726fd9530800#post_54b4801f6368726fd9530800\r\nI can take 'em.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b480d5636872427b1b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b480856368726f9bc90900#post_54b480856368726f9bc90900\r\nEVERYBODY SUIT UP\r\n[spoiler]!https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3268/2637035709_be60b9fc15.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n[spoiler]the pink one has seen some shit[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b480fb6368727015740900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b480d5636872427b1b0000#post_54b480d5636872427b1b0000\r\n\r\nRemember, no biting unless asked.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b481426368727aeb1d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b480746368727143de0800#post_54b480746368727143de0800\r\nAgreed. Unfortunately a lot of people who are totally cool with brutal dismemberment are uncomfortable when discussion turns to sex. That book is a working example. Its an unofficial supplement that despite generally being positive and enjoyable would never be published by wizards of the coast. They will however publish the book of vile darkness which is all about making evil really, really nasty and actually delivers.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54b4817c636872663bd50600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b481426368727aeb1d0600#post_54b481426368727aeb1d0600\r\nI'd be seducing every virgin NPC in sight.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b4818363687273f8a50800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b48057636872797a4f0600#post_54b48057636872797a4f0600\r\nOr we could have the precure who don't have their fairy partners assimilated beat the shit out of kyubey. (That should reverse it right?)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54b4820763687279cba50900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b4818363687273f8a50800#post_54b4818363687273f8a50800\r\nTrash i think its time.\r\n\r\nGET TO THE GUNBUSTER!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b482156368727cda880b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bored.\r\nHow to expand banana","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b4823563687223f0dd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I remember one campaign I did.\r\nI ended up ripping the head off of some dignitary.\r\nNot cut, RIP. I had to do a strength check and everything.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b482766368727a5f070900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b481426368727aeb1d0600#post_54b481426368727aeb1d0600\r\nbluh. I mean in all honesty the primary audience that comes to mind for something like this is a bunch of snickering teenagers but still. That type of thing is legitimately interesting in real life let alone in a fantasy setting. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b482bf6368727a44b10900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b482156368727cda880b00#post_54b482156368727cda880b00\r\nfind fetish \r\nbanana expand\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b4823563687223f0dd0200#post_54b4823563687223f0dd0200\r\nTHAT SHIT IS METAL\r\nAND HILARIOUS IF YOU ROLL A 1 \r\nGOD I WANNA PLAY TABLETOPS WITH PEOPLE","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b482f563687251e8060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b482bf6368727a44b10900#post_54b482bf6368727a44b10900\r\nI had a high strength stat.\r\nI was an orc.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b48320636872709ee40900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b482bf6368727a44b10900#post_54b482bf6368727a44b10900\r\nNOT GOOD ENOUGH.\r\nNEED MORE","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b483376368726f9b600a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b482f563687251e8060200#post_54b482f563687251e8060200\r\nyeah\r\nbut imagine if you didn't and ended up gently massaging his scalp","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b4837f636872715f210900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b482766368727a5f070900#post_54b482766368727a5f070900\r\nI've learned one rule about introducing stuff like that, you don't spring it on people with no warning. Make sure before everyone sits down that they're cool with the sexy stuff and you stop the minute it gets uncomfortable for anyone.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54b4838a636872704d9e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b483376368726f9b600a00#post_54b483376368726f9b600a00\r\nI try to maximize the race I play as.\r\nI still wonder what an elf/dwarf hybrid would look like.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}