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{"topics":[{"id":"5383f1b36368721b70a70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A thought suddenly struck me, likely due to the fact I'm a couple rum and cokes deep in tonight's drinking.\r\n\r\nBeing a nerd is an extremely artificial and subjective thing because literally everyone is a nerd for something. The difference lies in whether or not what you nerd out for is considered socially acceptable.\r\n\r\nSports fans and gun nuts are a hell of a lot like any given nerd subculture, they care deeply about things that people not in the culture can't give two shits about, buy ridiculous crap and frequently compare stats that utterly mystify anyone not familiar with them.\r\n\r\nI freely admit to being kind of silly for buying a 12 inch statue of Bioshock Infinite's Songbird, five different copies of Cannibal Holocaust, Evil Dead II and Halloween but how is that any more absurd than shelling out equal amounts of cash for Steeler's memorabilia or an odd, rare gun?\r\n\r\nI believe that the key to bringing us all together, as a people, is to acknowledge that A.) pretty much everyone not forced to deal with something horrible like famine or genocide is a huge fuck off nerd for something, and B.) that none of those things are ever inherently superior to the others.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5383f1fc63687218a76b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f1b36368721b70a70300#post_5383f1b36368721b70a70300\r\nThat means I'm a South Park nerd.","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"5383f2316368721d5a190400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f1b36368721b70a70300#post_5383f1b36368721b70a70300\r\n\r\nIn words of James Rolfe (and totally paraphrasing):\r\n\r\n\"Everyone's a nerd about a subject they're passionate about\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5383f2486368721d17790300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383ef2a6368721bdf950200#post_5383ef2a6368721bdf950200\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f1936368721d5ad30300#post_5383f1936368721d5ad30300\r\n...\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w149Q26a1r73plvo1_500.gif!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w149Q26a1r73plvo2_500.gif!\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w149Q26a1r73plvo3_500.gif!\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w149Q26a1r73plvo4_500.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5383f2506368721a80150400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm bored\r\n\r\nUNLEASH THE BIRDHORSE!!!!!!!!!","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"5383f2526368721b89b90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f1b36368721b70a70300#post_5383f1b36368721b70a70300\r\nPretty much","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383f2bd6368721d5a670400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f1b36368721b70a70300#post_5383f1b36368721b70a70300\r\nThis is so very true! The nice way of calling someone a nerd is \"enthusiast\" but they are still a nerd, and I'm ok with that.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5383f3606368721c81620400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/218053-1/Skateboarding-video-game-neck.gif! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5383f38863687218a7e40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f3606368721c81620400#post_5383f3606368721c81620400\r\nNailed it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5383f3bb6368721d5a100500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f3606368721c81620400#post_5383f3606368721c81620400\r\nThat lady's all like \"fuck your fucking physics.\"","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5383f44863687219dfb70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f3606368721c81620400#post_5383f3606368721c81620400\r\nWhat was that!?!","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"5383f51663687219df330500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/218027-1/Police-radar-camera-troll.gif!  ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5383f5c76368725c60000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f51663687219df330500#post_5383f51663687219df330500\r\nok thats funny!","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"5383f67a63687260c8110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f51663687219df330500#post_5383f51663687219df330500\r\nHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH","author":"640bc9a16361645de1f50900"},{"id":"5383f72a6368725fb78d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was watching one of those goddamn stupid looking for bigfoot shows recently and it made me decide exactly what I want out of life, aside from lots of sex, horror movies and drugs. I want to create a cryptpid hoax.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5383f75b6368725ffa5a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f72a6368725fb78d0000#post_5383f72a6368725fb78d0000\r\nDO IT!","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"5383f7c16368725c6c510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Prince Artemis\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f75b6368725ffa5a0000#post_5383f75b6368725ffa5a0000\r\nI'll need a gorilla costume, and a really crap camera.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5383f7cd6368725fb7ca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"this one truly made me cringe\r\n\r\n!http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/217742-1/Cockroach-present-prank.gif! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5383f7fb6368725f61990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f7c16368725c6c510000#post_5383f7c16368725c6c510000\r\ndont have a costume but i do have a camera","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"5383f7fe63687260c8970000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f7cd6368725fb7ca0000#post_5383f7cd6368725fb7ca0000\r\nAre those roaches? Also how much of an asshole do you have to be to do that to somebody?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5383f88c6368725e27f50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f7fe63687260c8970000#post_5383f7fe63687260c8970000\r\n\r\nyou have to be an incredibly big asshole who doesnt want a girlfriend or a friend to do it (if someone did this to me i would break my pacifist policy and bea the shit out of them, friend or not) and never talk to them again.\r\n\r\ni mean if it were like plastic roaches i would laugh too.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5383f9186368726058e20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Even though NZ has pretty strict laws on genetic engineering, I wonder if I could somehow convince customs and biosecurity to let me import some glowing plant seeds.\r\n\r\nI doubt it.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5383f9416368725eb7b50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f9186368726058e20000#post_5383f9186368726058e20000\r\nif you can i want some too","author":"535c45dc6368722018500200"},{"id":"5383f96c6368726026cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/217629-1/Armed-robbery-folied-handgun.gif! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5383f9876368725e110a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5383f1b36368721b70a70300#post_5383f1b36368721b70a70300\r\nsounds exactly like what a NERD would say.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"}]}