time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/553.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a10cca63687257af640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a10a8c6368726f940e0500#post_53a10a8c6368726f940e0500\r\nI'm an ever vigilant lurker of threads. Ever feel someone watching you as you type? That's me. That's always me.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a10fa26368724a8b0c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a10cca63687257af640100#post_53a10cca63687257af640100\r\nDo you watch me fap too?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a1102963687257afc30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a10fa26368724a8b0c0000#post_53a10fa26368724a8b0c0000\r\nI fap to your fapping.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a110616368727f2d880400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1102963687257afc30200#post_53a1102963687257afc30200\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/gXO4eDo3wjcvpoytj1DzuIGJo1_250.gif!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a1114f636872577eb50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a110616368727f2d880400#post_53a110616368727f2d880400\r\nThe risk of going to jail makes it even better.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a111746368721f952d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a110616368727f2d880400#post_53a110616368727f2d880400\r\nHe uses a time warp to fap to you fapping ten years in the future. All nice and legal aside from the part where he's spying on you.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a112a66368724a8be70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a10cca63687257af640100#post_53a10cca63687257af640100\r\nGah!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a112ae636872578cb80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a111746368721f952d0400#post_53a111746368721f952d0400\r\nAt least that means I will still be alive 10 years in the future.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a112c56368721f958c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Get Stannis.\":http://youtu.be/OLNFloNdJH4","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53a112e9636872323efb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a112ae636872578cb80200#post_53a112ae636872578cb80200\r\nWho said anything about you being alive? You're some kinda freaky zombie dinosaur thing. There are tentacles.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a113006368725592ec0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a112c56368721f958c0400#post_53a112c56368721f958c0400\r\nStannis is the Mannis.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a113896368725e660b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a113006368725592ec0200#post_53a113006368725592ec0200\r\n\r\n\"Crushing Wildlings with style.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WciaoWUg7A","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53a11415636872399c550300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Eats GMA's entire fridge*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a114cb63687257c37a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a113006368725592ec0200#post_53a113006368725592ec0200\r\n\r\n\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a113896368725e660b0600#post_53a113896368725e660b0600\r\n\r\n\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a112c56368721f958c0400#post_53a112c56368721f958c0400\r\n>stannis\r\nHe is piloted by that Red Dame.\r\n\r\nEveryone knows Tywin is best. Or was.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a115f963687257af840400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a11415636872399c550300#post_53a11415636872399c550300\r\nHope those laxatives I stored in there won't be a problem","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a116296368727f2d2c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a115f963687257af840400#post_53a115f963687257af840400\r\nWhy did you buy so many laxatives that I had to throw out all the food just to store them anyways?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a1164c6368725e81fa0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a115f963687257af840400#post_53a115f963687257af840400\r\n*Spits it out*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a119e463687273270b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And suddenly I'm all alone.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a11a1c636872578c930400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a119e463687273270b0600#post_53a119e463687273270b0600\r\nI'm still fapping to you though.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a11a376368721f95870600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a116296368727f2d2c0600#post_53a116296368727f2d2c0600\r\n_FOR SCIENCE!_\r\n\r\n~^[spoiler]I may have also accidentally taken too many constipation tablets and needed to get my bowels loosened up again...[/spoiler]^~","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a11aab6368727327330600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a11a1c636872578c930400#post_53a11a1c636872578c930400\r\nWhat does my 25-year-old self look like?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a11b886368725126870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a11aab6368727327330600#post_53a11aab6368727327330600\r\n\r\n\r\n\"KILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL\r\nKILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL\r\nIM FUCKING RADICAL MAN IM FUCKING RADICAL\r\nIM FUCKING RADICAL MAN IM FUCKING RADICAL\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a11bc26368725326ff0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a11aab6368727327330600#post_53a11aab6368727327330600\r\nHe has horrible scars all over his body, like he suffered some unspeakable torture.\r\n\r\nSo you have that to look forward to.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a11c306368722a02b50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a11bc26368725326ff0000#post_53a11bc26368725326ff0000\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/8/13/73423__safe_rainbow+dash_vector_scared_cowering_stage+fright_artist-colon-saturtron.png!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a11c526368722a02b80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/777/125/8ac.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}