time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5946.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554b88946368722ad9112700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b88826368722ad9fe2600#post_554b88826368722ad9fe2600\r\nBruh","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554b88a16368725445b50b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Post Bruh ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554b88bd6368725445cd0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b88826368722ad9fe2600#post_554b88826368722ad9fe2600\r\nBruh?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554b88c16368722ad9542700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b887d6368722ad9f72600#post_554b887d6368722ad9f72600\r\nNot right now. Im not actually at home.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"554b88e563687256c6f51500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b88a16368725445b50b00#post_554b88a16368725445b50b00\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b88bd6368725445cd0b00#post_554b88bd6368725445cd0b00\r\n*Bruh.*","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"554b89176368725445220c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b88e563687256c6f51500#post_554b88e563687256c6f51500\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b88bd6368725445cd0b00#post_554b88bd6368725445cd0b00\r\n@Bruh@","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554b895e63687256d3f41100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Mister Klaus is VERY insecure about his own masculinity...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554b896b6368726a1bb33500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b886d6368720f91760100#post_554b886d6368720f91760100\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]I've come to the conclusion that I'd probably be a wimpy Dad. [/bq]\r\nI would be one of those parents that never allows the metaphorical umbilical cord to be cut\r\nI would be clingy as fuuuuuck\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso, ^~bruh~^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554b89c663687256d3671200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b896b6368726a1bb33500#post_554b896b6368726a1bb33500\r\nIf I were a father I feel like I would basically be Maes Hughs.\r\nI'd dote over them SOOOO HAAARD.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554b89da6368722ad9032900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b896b6368726a1bb33500#post_554b896b6368726a1bb33500\r\n\r\nHaiii","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554b89e86368726a1b893600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b84a963687261e7fe3400#post_554b84a963687261e7fe3400\r\nTo the dumbasses who scared him off of Twitter, *kiss my ass*.\r\n\r\nThey were fine, and their characters weren't \"ruined\".\r\nIt _was_ odd that they brought it up, but it wasn't that bad of a relationship.\r\n\r\n-F*cking misandrists- ","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"554b8a066368721d58990600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/AESMXLU.jpg!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554b8b0063687256c6111900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b89c663687256d3671200#post_554b89c663687256d3671200\r\nI'd probably be the kind that stops a daughter before goes out and say, \"Aw naw, you're not going out dressed like that.\" I think I'd worry too much.\r\n","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"554b8b146368727f75390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This looked dumb at first\":geekologie.com/2015/05/look-at-my-gainz-realistic-wearable-musc.php\r\nBut the demo deadpool actually looks pretty good. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554b8b346368720f91670300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b89da6368722ad9032900#post_554b89da6368722ad9032900\r\n^hullo^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554b8bc66368721d58290800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b8b0063687256c6111900#post_554b8b0063687256c6111900\r\nIf I was a father, I'd be the clingy and protective type but tries to avoid being the humiliating type. I'd also let my child do new things that I probably don't know about.\r\n\r\nJust so that my child can do it and I would be watching and be like \"You are under my watch but you don't know it.\", just hiding in the bushes.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554b8c0c6368721d585a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b896b6368726a1bb33500#post_554b896b6368726a1bb33500\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b8b0063687256c6111900#post_554b8b0063687256c6111900\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b89c663687256d3671200#post_554b89c663687256d3671200\r\nI'm one of those parents that do not want to harm there kids.\r\n\r\nLike giving him a spanking. or slapping him. I do not like harming the young. Grounding them yes, but not the other thing, unless they really did something fucking stupid.\r\n\r\nI bring this up because I just got done telling my brother why I think Shock collars for animals are terrible. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554b8c656368722ad9332d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b8c0c6368721d585a0800#post_554b8c0c6368721d585a0800\r\nThey _are_ terrible.\r\nAnd I don't want to hit my kid either.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"554b8ebd6368725445791200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b8c656368722ad9332d00#post_554b8c656368722ad9332d00\r\nThat's what I was trying to tell him! I wont go into that conversation though.\r\n\r\nSo anyway after that I started thinking about it and yeah, I don't think I can really spank a kid. It just isn't me. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554b8f516368726a1be03f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b8c656368722ad9332d00#post_554b8c656368722ad9332d00\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b8ebd6368725445791200#post_554b8ebd6368725445791200\r\nI have a short temper but am really bad at discipline.  \r\n\r\nI think if I had to deal with misbehaving kids my head would just fall off. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554b905d6368725445791400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b8f516368726a1be03f00#post_554b8f516368726a1be03f00\r\nPretty much this. \r\n\r\nI am the most stressed out person in the world. Add Kids to the mix, I DEAD!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554b917a63687256c62b2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b905d6368725445791400#post_554b905d6368725445791400\r\nI can barely take care of dogs without stressing out. I would ded super hard. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554b920563687256c60e2400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b917a63687256c62b2300#post_554b917a63687256c62b2300\r\nWe would ded together! \r\n\r\nI'm lucky my Dog doesn't do anything like at all. She's just small and hyper.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554b931b6368722ad9613800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b920563687256c60e2400#post_554b920563687256c60e2400\r\nMine cries all the time because she's too lazy to jump on the couch even though she's fully capable of doing so \r\n\r\nAnd the other one can't be allowed within a mile of an open garbage can or death and destruction will befall the world. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554b932063687254450f1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've been external monologuing all day and I'm scaring myself","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}