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{"topics":[{"id":"5593257263687277a9000bb6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559324f56368725958001e1d#post_559324f56368725958001e1d\r\nKing Crimson.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5593257863687237620007b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559324f26368727b9d00016b#post_559324f26368727b9d00016b\r\nRIP in peace, Spock","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5593259a6368723399000092","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593257863687237620007b9#post_5593257863687237620007b9\r\nRIP you awesome dude. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593257263687277a9000bb6#post_5593257263687277a9000bb6\r\nIT JUST WORKS!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559325bd6368723762000821","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":":|","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559325c2636872376200082c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559324116368726a08000ba4#post_559324116368726a08000ba4\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559323486368721857001302#post_559323486368721857001302\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559322926368720b66000665#post_559322926368720b66000665\r\nHow you will gonna get shot if no one can see you?\r\n\r\nHow you will gonna die of a shot if the wounds will heal?\r\n\r\nHow you will gonna die of a shot if the bullet can't penetratre the metal?\r\n\r\nHow you will gonna get tazed if the power armor is anti-static and the helmet have a rubber-like material anti-electricity?[/bq]\r\nThermal goggles; just cause you're invisible doesn't mean you're not giving off heat.\r\n\r\nShoot them in the head; shut off their body long enough that it would effectively lobotomize them. . aka why wolverine lost his memories.\r\n\r\nMetal skeleton =/= metal skin; if they had metal skin then just electrocute them.\r\n\r\nThere are non-conductive metals, but they're absolute dog shit for protection against bullets.[/bq]\r\nYeah, but it will be to late to realize you needed thermal goggles to detect the invisible enemies.\r\n\r\nAH, cause lobotomy, but don't cause death.\r\n\r\nMetal Skeleton... well maybe yes, you can die.\r\n\r\nWell you just put that non-conductive material inside the bulletproof metal helmet. \r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5593260b63687277a9000c88","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593257263687277a9000bb6#post_5593257263687277a9000bb6\r\nPerfect.\r\n\r\nThe thing is that unlike Superman and The Hulk, Stand abilities are far more abstract.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5593260f63687233990000fb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559324f56368725958001e1d#post_559324f56368725958001e1d\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593231463687260db000bbe#post_5593231463687260db000bbe\r\nWhat about Stand users? (I can think of a few that could probably survive a point blank nuke. Like Bruno or Post Stand Arrow Giorno)[/bq]\r\nTime based superpowers and stands would work though. If you can control time then you could essentially give yourself omniscience and know beforehand that you were going to get nuked.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559326216368725958002082","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/n8twNzb.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5593264863687233af000139","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559325346368725958001e9f#post_559325346368725958001e9f\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559324c063687237620006a5#post_559324c063687237620006a5\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55932473636872376200062f#post_55932473636872376200062f\r\nNoooooo?\r\n\r\nWait what? I'll be honest I'll don't read much of superman. \r\n\r\nI do know a bit of things. Especially that he's died and come back on several accounts. [/bq]\r\nWait; now I remember, I used to follow comic books back in the day and bought the original Doomsday comics then superman died then they cloned him and copied his mind.[/bq]\r\nAlso that was the movie, mr. genius.\r\nIn the comic, his body was borrowed by a false Superman and tried to resurrect Clak with a machine in the fortress of Solitud. \r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559326a66368727b9d00037a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yawn","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559326cb63687277a9000dda","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559326216368725958002082#post_559326216368725958002082\r\nyou read my mind bby","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"559326ce63687237620009c1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593260f63687233990000fb#post_5593260f63687233990000fb\r\n*STANDS CONFIRMED FUKKEN STRONGER THAN SUPERMAN AND THE HULK!*\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lleunhsfCJ1qirck2o1_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5593270263687260db00128e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God im so pissed off","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559327206368727b9d00040f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559326ce63687237620009c1#post_559326ce63687237620009c1\r\nAny anime thing is more powerful than any western superhero.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559327366368727b9d000433","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559326ce63687237620009c1#post_559326ce63687237620009c1\r\nWell considering Crazy Diamon has the ability to revert anything back to it's original state...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5593275363687277a9000ec4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593270263687260db00128e#post_5593270263687260db00128e\r\nWassup Kazzy?\r\n\r\nNeed someone to talk to?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559327626368723762000a79","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593260f63687233990000fb#post_5593260f63687233990000fb\r\nPlus Normal Humans can't see stands, Seeing as how most don't really exist in the physical plane in any sense.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5593276763687233af000230","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559325c2636872376200082c#post_559325c2636872376200082c\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]Yeah, but it will be to late to realize you needed thermal goggles to detect the invisible enemies.\r\n\r\nWell you just put that non-conductive material inside the bulletproof metal helmet. \r\n[/bq]\r\nIf there was someone running around named \"invisible-man\" and the villain didn't think to buy thermal goggles that villain has shit for brains.\r\n\r\nThen your head wouldn't be bulletproof.\r\n\r\nThink about it as like buying a tank; sure there's smart tanks made out of composite plastics but they're complete shit performance wise. Tanks made out of composites are vulnerable to superheating internally. Basically the reason why the military doesn't use composites for tanks is that the problem with them is that when it gets blown up it bakes the people inside like a oven to death.\r\n\r\nIn order for something like Iron Man to be real and physically work it would look more like a tank with legs than a suit. . . last time someone took a tank for a joy ride on the road the police were not happy.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; most realistic superhero would be \"tank man\". . . but that would get the police fucking pissed someone going around the town in effectively a walking tank.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559327e463687233af0002a9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559327366368727b9d000433#post_559327366368727b9d000433\r\nOh god I can only _imagine_ the weird shit. \r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5593284e63687233af0002f5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593275363687277a9000ec4#post_5593275363687277a9000ec4\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593270263687260db00128e#post_5593270263687260db00128e\r\nWassup Kazzy?\r\n\r\nNeed someone to talk to?[/bq]\r\n\r\nIdk lol","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5593289663687277a900108b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now that I think about it. Stands would be really OP in the real world.\r\n\r\nEspecially ones like Killer Queen.\r\n\r\nEdit: Killer Queen allows you to turn anything you touch into a bomb that completely erases the existence of anything in the blast radius. (It can also produce an indestructible heat seeking bomb tank from its right hand.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559329296368722e3b00003f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593276763687233af000230#post_5593276763687233af000230\r\nI you didn't get me.\r\n_Put the non-conductive material inside of a metal helmet that is bulletproof_\r\nLike a motorcycle helmet, is soft inside, but is hard outside.\r\nNow you get me?\r\n\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559329506368723399000426","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/959/019/49b.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559329c66368723762000e0e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559329296368722e3b00003f#post_559329296368722e3b00003f\r\nPoint taken, but even still a ironman suit in real life that functions on par with movie ironman would look more like a tank with legs.\r\n\r\nProblem with a real life working ironman with the same capabilities: don't you think the police would be fucking pissed if a fully armed tank was on the highway? Even if you were a \"hero\" that would get the entire military on your ass.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55932abb63687233af0005b7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593289663687277a900108b#post_5593289663687277a900108b\r\nThey really would.\r\n\r\nI mean come on \r\n*[SPOILER]*\r\n[spoiler]There is a Stand that literally RESET THE UNIVERSE and now everyone is basically reborn as different people.[/spoiler] \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559329506368723399000426#post_559329506368723399000426\r\nOh Jontron, I love you so! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]} |