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{"topics":[{"id":"545b19336368723870e20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just had a weird thought. What do you think an alien's sense of aesthetics would be like, particularly in terms of physical attraction? Like would would a turian find sexy? Or what if there's an alien species that gets horny based off the size of it's partners eyes or it's horns or it's glorble-pouch or something.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545b1a0963687234b3c60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b19336368723870e20100#post_545b19336368723870e20100\r\n\r\nlike how terezi gets off to blood?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545b1a4363687234e0f00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b1a0963687234b3c60100#post_545b1a0963687234b3c60100\r\nSomething like that, but more visual than visceral.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545b1aa06368723d0bdb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b1a4363687234e0f00100#post_545b1a4363687234e0f00100\r\n\r\nshe likes the color tho.\r\n\r\nmore like, she simply likes colors.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]specially red[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545b1b176368723d92e00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"iunno, its really hard to pin point what trolls find visually attractive as a species.\r\n\r\nit seems they are singularly find something hot.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545b1ba76368723c7dc00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think visual aesthetics and attraction in an alien species would be a fun concept to dabble with for any aspiring sci-fi writer.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545b1c6c6368723d3e220200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b1ba76368723c7dc00100#post_545b1ba76368723c7dc00100\r\nalready did that. Humanoids with fair skin and poly chromatic hair.\r\nhey wait...","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"545b1d4d6368723d3e2f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"rereading some of the past homestuck pages.\r\n\r\nit seems trolls are attracted to a dominative figure.\r\n\r\nthe more badass, bloodthirsty, ass kicking a troll is, the more likely another one is gonna fall in love with him/her.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545b1d4f63687238028f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b1c6c6368723d3e220200#post_545b1c6c6368723d3e220200\r\nName me one series that took the time to focus on the focal-points of attraction in a non-earth based species.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545b1d6c6368723e86240200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well i have to go to bed now\r\nnight everyone\r\n\r\ni love you squiggy\r\ni really love you\r\ni'll see you in my dreams","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"545b1de263687236406a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b1d6c6368723e86240200#post_545b1d6c6368723e86240200\r\nNight sweetie.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545b1e18636872348a930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/859/477/296!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545b1f016368723c9d6f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ghost grandma clown......","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"545b1f346368723a01390200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b1f016368723c9d6f0200#post_545b1f016368723c9d6f0200\r\n\r\nwhy do i feel like if i by the time i wake up you are gonna be on act 4?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"545b1fab6368723a01420200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/587/790/a2e.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"545b2a076368723f80dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b1d4f63687238028f0200#post_545b1d4f63687238028f0200\r\nI was saying I did and I basically just described white European features because I like them.  ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"545b30366368721a3d050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b19336368723870e20100#post_545b19336368723870e20100\r\nThere's some background dialogue where a few alien species are talking about how they think asari are attractive. A Turian mentions that they look \"just like turians\" and if I remember correctly he says it's because of the ridges on their heads. \r\n\r\nAlthough I feel like this was written before the ever designed a female Turian since their head and facial features are much more subdued than male ones. Unless... That particular Turian was swinging for the other team...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545b42da63687238d3df0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When did they add gurren lagann back to Netflix?? I'm gonna finally get around to watching it!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"545b44506368722f89700200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dont tell Seraphim but I just learned a fair deal about China.\r\nConstitutional Stasis? WHAT'S WITH THAT!?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"545b4a4c6368727bec710200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Give me ten thousand Filipino soldiers and I will conquer the world\r\n— General Douglas MacArthur\":http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/FilipinosWithFirearms\r\n\r\nNot likely though since a part of our constitution not to be an oppressor. We tend to denounce war if possible, but when it is clear that we're threatened... just hope there's enough of you to spare.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"545b50cb6368724836df0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b4a4c6368727bec710200#post_545b4a4c6368727bec710200\r\nFilipinos versus Chechyans. Fight of the century.\r\n\r\nI think the Chechyans fighting for ISIS get first dibs for women. Since they impregnated those Bosniak Austrian girls who went over there.\r\nThat should say a lot.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"545b592163687218e44f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Naruto ended. I almost feel sad for not reading it. Almost.\r\nGood manga sites?\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/OFgcWXP.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"545b5a8363687266b8c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b50cb6368724836df0300#post_545b50cb6368724836df0300\r\nMust. . resist Ivan joke. . not resisting well. . Aww fuck it:\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/858/199/626.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"545b5b3a63687244ea240200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b5a8363687266b8c80000#post_545b5a8363687266b8c80000\r\nWho is this monstrosity?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"545b5cbb636872222daf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545b5b3a63687244ea240200#post_545b5b3a63687244ea240200\r\nBulldozer was a ISIS fighter that like the post showed shoulder mounted a 50 bmg m2 *ON AUTOMATIC*.  He dead though now.\r\n\r\nIVAN is just the latest version of the \"in soviet russia\" jokes, except it's now \"you see Ivan\":\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/856/457/c08.png!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/856/512/ff8.jpg!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/856/510/1fb.jpg!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/856/459/e42.jpg!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/856/438/e1c.jpg!\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}