time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2/251.json

{"topics":[{"id":"536ef2466368727cd2c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef21c6368727e25ed0000#post_536ef21c6368727e25ed0000\r\nGood heavens. My alicorn ovaries just exploded. Literally exploded.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"536ef2ab6368727eb2c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef18d6368720212a40000#post_536ef18d6368720212a40000\r\nDo you want this cake?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536ef2ac6368727e25240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef21c6368727e25ed0000#post_536ef21c6368727e25ed0000\r\n\r\n\"Proper music\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536ef2bb6368727d2c770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef2466368727cd2c20000#post_536ef2466368727cd2c20000\r\nMy work here is done, now to return to -my throne in the black pits of Hell- some other place on the internet. Definitely not a Hell throne.\r\n\r\nBecause I'm not the Devil.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"536ef2bd6368727f422d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef21c6368727e25ed0000#post_536ef21c6368727e25ed0000\r\n\r\noh i got a competitor right here\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://recodetech.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/gabe-newell-reddit-ama.jpg?w=640![/spoiler] ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"536ef2eb6368727d966c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef2bb6368727d2c770100#post_536ef2bb6368727d2c770100\r\n\r\nYou're a cancer troll, we know.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536ef33463687202122d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef21c6368727e25ed0000#post_536ef21c6368727e25ed0000\r\nI begrudgingly concede to your victory.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"536ef3666368727f8c170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef2bb6368727d2c770100#post_536ef2bb6368727d2c770100\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef2466368727cd2c20000#post_536ef2466368727cd2c20000\r\nMy work here is done, now to return to -my throne in the black pits of Hell- some other place on the internet. Definitely not a Hell throne.\r\n\r\nBecause I'm not the Devil.[/bq]\r\nCan you do the tour guide nixon voice?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536ef3706368727f428b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef2bb6368727d2c770100#post_536ef2bb6368727d2c770100\r\n Well duh. The devil is Mark Pellegrino. Everyone knows that.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"536ef3eb6368727c8d760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef3706368727f428b0100#post_536ef3706368727f428b0100\r\nI thought it was [spoiler]David Cage[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"536ef40563687201dc090200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef2bb6368727d2c770100#post_536ef2bb6368727d2c770100\r\n\r\nlies, you arent as handsome as this guy\r\n\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120222222602/alanwake/images/5/50/Mr-Scratch.jpg!\r\n\r\nthus you arent the devil.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"536ef42263687201dc210200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef3706368727f428b0100#post_536ef3706368727f428b0100\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef3eb6368727c8d760100#post_536ef3eb6368727c8d760100\r\n\r\nWrong! The Devil is the red man with no pants!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536ef42a63687201a9270200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef3eb6368727c8d760100#post_536ef3eb6368727c8d760100\r\n\r\nNope. Mark Pelligrino.\r\n\r\nSometimes Jared Padalecki.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"536ef43c6368727f75e80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef42263687201dc210200#post_536ef42263687201dc210200\r\nDrunk Santa?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"536ef4626368727fbfd70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef42a63687201a9270200#post_536ef42a63687201a9270200\r\nSupernatural? Ewwwwwww!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"536ef4be6368727df2340200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef43c6368727f75e80100#post_536ef43c6368727f75e80100\r\n\r\nThat could be any mall Santa","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536ef5cc6368727b7a860200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef4be6368727df2340200#post_536ef4be6368727df2340200\r\nIs your Mall Santa secretly the father of all lies? Find out tonight on channel 6, news at 10!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"536ef6456368727e25be0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef5cc6368727b7a860200#post_536ef5cc6368727b7a860200\r\n\r\nBreaking News. Santa and Satan might be the same person. Recent scientific studies revealed that's one of the main reasons kids love him and he in return, hates us.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536ef6516368727bb3b00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef5cc6368727b7a860200#post_536ef5cc6368727b7a860200\r\n<insert DBZ abridged: Christmas tree of might mall santa quote>","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536ef68d6368727f75c90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of Santa.\r\n\r\nAnyone else think he kinda sorta looks like a Santa?\r\n\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/5/11/623500__safe_solo_meme_exploitable+meme_spoiler-colon-s04e26_dragon+ball+z_lord+tirek%27s+outstretched+arms_spirit+bomb.png!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"536ef6ac6368727df2f80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Image has already served its purpose*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"536ef7016368727eb28a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef6ac6368727df2f80200#post_536ef6ac6368727df2f80200\r\nRandomsaur do I need to remind you of the rules?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"536ef72a6368727cb7c50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef6ac6368727df2f80200#post_536ef6ac6368727df2f80200\r\n\r\nI'm keeping that link for a future use","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"536ef7326368727e25fd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef6ac6368727df2f80200#post_536ef6ac6368727df2f80200\r\n!http://pigroll.com/img/that_really_rustled_my_jimmies.jpg!\r\n\r\nNot gonna lie. It did.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"536ef7c96368727cb7130300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef7326368727e25fd0200#post_536ef7326368727e25fd0200\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef72a6368727cb7c50200#post_536ef72a6368727cb7c50200\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/536ef7016368727eb28a0200#post_536ef7016368727eb28a0200\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/201665/trololo-o.gif!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}