time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4053.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e141da6368724e12812400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God, why the hell haven't I been watching Steven Universe, it's awesome.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e141fb6368720984a12300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e141da6368724e12812400#post_54e141da6368724e12812400\r\nBecause! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e1427a6368727026920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good morning fruit market.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54e1431a6368721236971d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/228/900/harry_potter_gun_by_kuropop-d4ld3in.gif!\r\n\"Avada Kedavra bitch!\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e143b4636872205a5a1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1427a6368727026920100#post_54e1427a6368727026920100\r\n\"Morning!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFgvAyJWkjU","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e143c66368721f9b440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1431a6368721236971d00#post_54e1431a6368721236971d00\r\nSo many problems in Harry Potter could have been solved with guns!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e143de636872205a841000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e143c66368721f9b440000#post_54e143c66368721f9b440000\r\nThat's funny, but you should look at the comments.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e143df636872502fcc0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It took 4 tries but I finally made a good sized golden pancake.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e14440636872205ae51000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e143c66368721f9b440000#post_54e143c66368721f9b440000\r\nI'd love to see Voldie try his luck against an Abrams.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e144a363687246ca8a2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e14440636872205ae51000#post_54e14440636872205ae51000\r\n\"Avada Kada-*BANG*\"\r\n\"Well that's that. Who's for some pumpkin juice?\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e144d7636872073bf30700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e143c66368721f9b440000#post_54e143c66368721f9b440000\r\nHarry Packer: The Blood Bullet\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1427a6368727026920100#post_54e1427a6368727026920100\r\nGood morning ya fuken Vegetable!  ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e1452a636872696d880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/867/495/3ba.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e145326368726b23910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e144d7636872073bf30700#post_54e144d7636872073bf30700\r\nWhat do think the average speed of a spell is in Harry Potter?\r\nBecause I'm betting a spell isn't as fast as a bullet.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e1457c63687234cfa80300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e141d36368725b7c790000#post_54e141d36368725b7c790000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1413363687251efee0a00#post_54e1413363687251efee0a00\r\nFlorida is a lot of things, its either hot and moist, too hot, too wet, too cold, And you rarely got the nice normal not to hot not to cold days. \r\n\r\nIts horrible! [/bq]\r\nAnd malaria?\r\nIn BC, it doesn't even snow much. Just rain after rain, and after... rain... with occasional sunshine and muggy grey cloudy days. But stuff gets well during the summer if you are tolerant to heat. hen back to rain... coupled with thick fog.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e145be6368720f0f430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e145326368726b23910000#post_54e145326368726b23910000\r\nPulling a trigger is a hell of a lot quicker than shouting \"Avada Kedavra\"\r\n\r\nAnd good luck casting spells as fast as a machine gun fires bullets.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e145dc63687217ca090400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://techtelgirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/worlds-strongest-knife.jpg!\r\nIt's Excalibur!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54e145f263687246ca5c2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e145326368726b23910000#post_54e145326368726b23910000\r\nI wouldn't know!\r\n\r\nThough I agree I'd imagine some spells are made pacifically for this kind of problem.\r\n\r\nWe all have to remember the old saying \"Its magic! I don't gotta explain shit!\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1452a636872696d880100#post_54e1452a636872696d880100\r\nBOOOOOOO!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e14610636872186bec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/909/879/229.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e1466c63687238fd470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e1457c63687234cfa80300#post_54e1457c63687234cfa80300\r\nLast year we had summer in winter. No joke, it was HOT in winter! \r\n\r\nAnd one year we had it super Cold in Summer! Our weather literally does what it wants at some points. I cant keep track really. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e1468f6368725b7cd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e14610636872186bec0000#post_54e14610636872186bec0000\r\nOh god that face! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e146be6368723b30f41600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e145dc63687217ca090400#post_54e145dc63687217ca090400\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]!https://techtelgirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/worlds-strongest-knife.jpg![/bq]\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/829/376/b08.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54e146cc63687246a0e21e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Too much pancakes.\r\nCan't finish it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54e146cc63687250441e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Morning.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54e146ef636872281c680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e145326368726b23910000#post_54e145326368726b23910000\r\nThey're not. And for what it's worth, Rowling has more or less said that in a straight fight between a wizard and a man with a gun, the man with the gun will win every single time.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54e1471963687246a00d1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e146be6368723b30f41600#post_54e146be6368723b30f41600\r\nI bet Armstrong made a kickass breakfast before turning all evil. He seems like the kind of guy to know his way around a kitchen.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}