time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/512.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539bbaf56368727693b90400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bba9663687274fe6c0400#post_539bba9663687274fe6c0400\r\nBelieve me, I know MDK. And MDK 2, which was way better. You could play as a four armed talking dog robot and quad wield guns.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539bbb0d63687276297d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"OMG OF NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO HIGH OR TIRED I DIDINT SLEEP IN 2 DAYS AND THIS VIDEO GOT ME TRIPPINH WTFF\"\r\n\r\nstoner after watching hive","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539bbbd063687275e6b60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbb0d63687276297d0400#post_539bbb0d63687276297d0400\r\nAs a former regular weed smoker let me just say that there is nothing worth less than the opinion of a stoner, at least while we're high. Seriously, we are dumb fucking people when we're high.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539bbbe16368727426bf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbaf56368727693b90400#post_539bbaf56368727693b90400\r\n\r\nThe first MDK was my first \"violent\" game in my life. Never played MDK 2, but I seached it in Steam so I am planning to buy it... maybe. \r\nAlso I waiting for MDK 3.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"539bbc176368727482090500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbbd063687275e6b60400#post_539bbbd063687275e6b60400\r\n\r\n\r\nthe only thing i trust a stoner to say is when he says something makes him trip balls when high, specially when something can already be unsettling.\r\n\r\nlike, watching dont hug me im scared while high, i imagine its  a traumatic experience.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539bbc28636872767c340500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbbe16368727426bf0400#post_539bbbe16368727426bf0400\r\n...You're going to be waiting for awhile on that.\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbc176368727482090500#post_539bbc176368727482090500\r\nSpoiler: [spoiler]Everything that happens to you while high makes you totally trip balls.[/spoiler]","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539bbca46368727509840400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Read this backwards: emaG ehT.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bbcd06368727639360500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbca46368727509840400#post_539bbca46368727509840400\r\nMay you scream forever in a hell of scorpions.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539bbce96368727629630500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbca46368727509840400#post_539bbca46368727509840400\r\n\r\n\r\n2005 called, they want their old memes back.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539bbd916368727629950500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbcd06368727639360500#post_539bbcd06368727639360500\r\nThe Game shall be on your mind forever.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bbdaf63687276399f0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbd916368727629950500#post_539bbd916368727629950500\r\nIt only pops up when some complete monster like you mentions it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539bbe0b6368727693ee0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guys. I fell asleep in my chair...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bbe0e63687275e68a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so apparently earl sweatshirt´s dad is one of the most influential south african poets that also influenced black poetry in america trough his jazz.\r\n\r\nman, now everything makes sense.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539bbe496368727629eb0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbdaf63687276399f0500#post_539bbdaf63687276399f0500\r\nWant a bacon-wrapped, deep-fried Snickers bar to make up for it?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bbe8a6368727590360600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbe496368727629eb0500#post_539bbe496368727629eb0500\r\nThat sounds disgusting.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bbe946368727493590500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbe0b6368727693ee0500#post_539bbe0b6368727693ee0500\r\nShit those drugs really knock you out.\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbe496368727629eb0500#post_539bbe496368727629eb0500\r\nSure, I didn't want to live to see 50 anyways.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539bbed363687276934f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbe946368727493590500#post_539bbe946368727493590500\r\nOK.\r\n*Hands it over*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bbef863687274937d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbe946368727493590500#post_539bbe946368727493590500\r\nMy sleep schedule is all fucked up now.\r\nThanks Doc!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bbeff63687275a1040600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbed363687276934f0600#post_539bbed363687276934f0600\r\n*eats it, heart explodes*","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539bbf65636872767cb60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Eat this.\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUe5rLHpQbI ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bbfaa6368727693c70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbeff63687275a1040600#post_539bbeff63687275a1040600\r\n\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/vjGyYSsF765wc/giphy.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539bbffe6368727509020600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbfaa6368727693c70600#post_539bbfaa6368727693c70600\r\nMonster?! Ewwwwwww! I fuckin hate that stuff. I can't stand energy drinks.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbef863687274937d0500#post_539bbef863687274937d0500\r\nSorry to hear that. Any other interesting side effects?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539bc02f6368727482f30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bbffe6368727509020600#post_539bbffe6368727509020600\r\nNope. Just drowsiness.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bc0d9636872771be30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://s3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/onSlDrVolYVt1GZfqWEVzw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/287/2012/08/16/deep-fried-mars-bar-630-jpg_140324.jpg!\r\nBacon-wrapped deep-fried Mars bar.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bc12f63687268d61e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc0d9636872771be30600#post_539bc0d9636872771be30600\r\nThey discontinued the Mars bar....\r\n\r\nI'm sad now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}