time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5132.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551f58fb63687266e27d0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/n8IRvrN.png!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"551f58fe63687266e2820900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f58c263687279c6730100#post_551f58c263687279c6730100\r\n!https://iamkio.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/demotivational-jelousy-michelle-obama-carla-bruni-sarkozy-glare.jpg!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"551f590063687207c9b50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f58a26368727276830200#post_551f58a26368727276830200\r\nLet's see... that describes 70% of the kids in my class... yep sounds about right","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"551f593163687266e2d40900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f58c263687279c6730100#post_551f58c263687279c6730100\r\nShe sounds like my Little Girly Girl.\r\n\r\nI have a little dog too! AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH!\r\n\r\nShe gets so hyper and starts running around like mad when people are around. And makes funny noises when she's happy! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551f594963687207c9f80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f58fe63687266e2820900#post_551f58fe63687266e2820900\r\nOh hush now my child!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551f5a5b6368727b5cd20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"50% Off is great!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551f5b066368720ce5b60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f5a5b6368727b5cd20200#post_551f5a5b6368727b5cd20200\r\n*I fucking told you!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551f5b6c6368726a88c30a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com//oxZmFJH.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551f5bc763687279c6210500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't like talking about pets since most of them died in a tragic way.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"551f5be963687207c9170300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f5a5b6368727b5cd20200#post_551f5a5b6368727b5cd20200\r\nSounds like a good deal.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"551f5c0c63687266e21b0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well now my place is being invaded by these guys.\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Halyomorpha_halys_lab.jpg/1536px-Halyomorpha_halys_lab.jpg!\r\nBut I can't be too upset. They're easier to deal with than crickets and they're MUCH cuter.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551f5c6c63687218ca130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f5c0c63687266e21b0e00#post_551f5c0c63687266e21b0e00\r\nyou wont be saying that when one of them bites you","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551f5cb663687279c6380600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f5c6c63687218ca130000#post_551f5c6c63687218ca130000\r\nThey don't bite, they're the size of a dime, there slow as fuck, and they eat vegetation.\r\nI think I'm fine.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551f5cbc63687279c63e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I assure you, the nest is empty.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/p5yeaxs.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551f5f7b63687207c92b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Thug Nagisa is mah waifu.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551f600e6368721436f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f5cbc63687279c63e0600#post_551f5cbc63687279c63e0600\r\nYa LIAR!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"551f60e46368720883e10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f600e6368721436f90000#post_551f600e6368721436f90000\r\n_Did I scare ya._","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551f61076368720ce5ca0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f60e46368720883e10400#post_551f60e46368720883e10400\r\nI lost and eye because of that.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"551f610d63687279c6e60b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"551f61106368727b5c1a0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Girls poop candy and flowers while fart fragrances.\r\nThat's what I learned when I was a kid.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"551f617c6368720ce50d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hear some weird ass noises going on outside. \r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551f61886368720883800500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Superfamily\":http://imgur.com/gallery/VSVqX","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"551f61ad6368720883a90500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f61106368727b5c1a0a00#post_551f61106368727b5c1a0a00\r\nWhat you learned was a lie. Girls poop and fart the same as guys, and can in fact unleash unholy terror dooks.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"551f62a36368721436b10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f5cb663687279c6380600#post_551f5cb663687279c6380600\r\nthey have the straw mouths right?\r\n\r\nyeah they bite, and it doesn't feel good","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551f633063687207c97c0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551f62a36368721436b10100#post_551f62a36368721436b10100\r\nThey're stinkbugs dude. Than can barely chew leaves!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}