time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/515.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539be2c66368722771bb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be21063687229b9c00300#post_539be21063687229b9c00300\r\n\r\n\r\ntweens arent really that cute, more like annoying.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539be31563687229cc980400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be2c66368722771bb0300#post_539be2c66368722771bb0300\r\nYeah. I gotta give you that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539be36d63687229e6960300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There needs to be a picture of Discord and Trollestia going on a date by burying fake dinosaur bones all over Equestria.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539be379636872290f170400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My hair grows really fast.\r\nIn 3-4 months, it's already shoulder length.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"539be38b63687228e6fc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be31563687229cc980400#post_539be31563687229cc980400\r\n\r\n\r\nplus the tween im talking about got an extra annoying by leechin fame out of others.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539be3d863687227d1430400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be379636872290f170400#post_539be379636872290f170400\r\nIs it luxurious?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539be40a6368722741f10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be379636872290f170400#post_539be379636872290f170400\r\nYou should get breast implants and pretend to be a girl at parties.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539be54963687229cc810500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be40a6368722741f10300#post_539be40a6368722741f10300\r\n\r\n\r\ni dont see how that could end well if you are straight unless there are lesbians in the party.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539be55a6368722794310400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be3d863687227d1430400#post_539be3d863687227d1430400\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d1d3189f4ec4988dae7162d89025bc0/tumblr_ml9ct1LMA11s3uzmpo1_400.gif!\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"539be5756368722752290500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be40a6368722741f10300#post_539be40a6368722741f10300\r\nGod I hate when that happens!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539be62d636872287d570500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be5756368722752290500#post_539be5756368722752290500\r\nI thought you were gay.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539be7586368722944000600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be62d636872287d570500#post_539be62d636872287d570500\r\nThat's what I tell every girl that tries to get in my pants!\r\nWhy is that women are attracted to gay guys?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539be7c46368722752490600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be7586368722944000600#post_539be7586368722944000600\r\n\r\n\r\ni wish i had your problems.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539be7f36368722708900500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be7586368722944000600#post_539be7586368722944000600\r\nCause gay guys are always the hot ones.\r\nIt's kinda weird, isn't it?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"539be84b6368722944610600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be7f36368722708900500#post_539be7f36368722708900500\r\nYes.\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be7c46368722752490600#post_539be7c46368722752490600\r\nLet me put this in perspective for. How would you feel if a gay dude hit on you every time you went to a bar or club?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539be8ec63687229e6110600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be84b6368722944610600#post_539be84b6368722944610600\r\n\r\n\r\ni would appreciate somebody finally notices i exist.\r\n\r\nand then say im straight.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539be9236368722944d40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be7586368722944000600#post_539be7586368722944000600\r\nSame reason straight guys are attracted to lesbians.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539be9256368722900c50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be8ec63687229e6110600#post_539be8ec63687229e6110600\r\nThat.....wasn't the reaction I was expecting.\r\nAnd hey, I know you exist.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539be9cf63687201760d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be9256368722900c50500#post_539be9256368722900c50500\r\nWe could all be holograms you know.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bea336368727e2e0a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be9cf63687201760d0000#post_539be9cf63687201760d0000\r\nYou're too much of an asshole to be a hologram Love.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bea976368720135380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539be9256368722900c50500#post_539be9256368722900c50500\r\n\r\n\r\nprobably here since there is no other choice.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539beaac6368727e5e580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Digimons have no genders.\r\nIt kinda makes it hard to enjoy shipping or porn.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"539beac06368727e2e1e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bea336368727e2e0a0000#post_539bea336368727e2e0a0000\r\nSo, fuck me then?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539beafd6368727e194d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539beac06368727e2e1e0000#post_539beac06368727e2e1e0000\r\nOh quite the opposite.\r\nI wouldn't have you any other way. You big lovable Dino nerd.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bebd66368727e7d990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539beaac6368727e5e580000#post_539beaac6368727e5e580000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]Digimons have no genders.\r\nIt kinda makes it hard to enjoy shipping or porn.[/bq]\r\n\r\n!http://wikimon.net/images/thumb/4/48/Djt-3-078_front.jpg/250px-Djt-3-078_front.jpg!\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101028130246/digimon/de/images/b/b8/Nazar_Nail_1.jpg!\r\nI'll just leave these here. \r\n\r\n!http://wikimon.net/images/6/67/Sakuyamon_collectors_card2.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}