time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/555.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a1d9266368727b2e280400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...I'm bored","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a1d9d56368727c90f80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm baaaaaaaaack.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a1da736368721bd9cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1d9d56368727c90f80400#post_53a1d9d56368727c90f80400\r\nI wasn't aware that you were gone\r\n\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131201020900/kamenrider/images/c/c2/Kamen_Rider_V3.jpg!\r\nI Love V3's Design","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a1dbc66368727b70ee0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1d9d56368727c90f80400#post_53a1d9d56368727c90f80400\r\n\r\n\r\ncool, have you listened to some of the recommendations i gave you?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a1dc4a63687258b2910200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1dbc66368727b70ee0400#post_53a1dbc66368727b70ee0400\r\nA few.\r\nBut I've been hanging out with my grandma the past few days.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a1e1056368726c803b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1b1856368727574fb0500#post_53a1b1856368727574fb0500\r\n\r\nI can't understand why that song could fit with Sunset :/\r\nBut whatever.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a1e5a063687216299b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1e1056368726c803b0000#post_53a1e1056368726c803b0000\r\n==*Shrugs*==\r\n!http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/351/a/1/the_inner_machinations_of_my_mind_are_an_enigma_by_jackiephantom13-d4jdipl.png!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a1e66263687208a4510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1e5a063687216299b0400#post_53a1e5a063687216299b0400\r\n\r\nOh... so you have your mind full of ponies.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a1e6b26368720587370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1e66263687208a4510000#post_53a1e66263687208a4510000\r\nAnd ships.  The entirety of my frontal lobe is dedicated to ships.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a1e6d86368726c80cd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"LASER BLADE!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzDSsMw4eww","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a1e70963687208a4890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1e6b26368720587370000#post_53a1e6b26368720587370000\r\n\r\nGood... I guess.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a1e7a46368720577b80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I've been hearing EQG Rarity's keytar in my home. Someone knows....","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a1e8716368722091630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My grandmother is the only person I know with a bigger knife collection than mine...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a1e94e6368724912e50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"a way to say no to drugs.\r\n\r\n\"Im sorry i cant, im on parole...for killing a drug dealer\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a1eadd6368721629de0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1e94e6368724912e50300#post_53a1e94e6368724912e50300\r\n\r\nThat's what CJ from San Andreas did!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a1ebd363687274202a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1eadd6368721629de0500#post_53a1eadd6368721629de0500\r\n\r\n\r\n\"remember kids, never get close to people with dreads, europeans, soccer players, or european soccer players with dread like edgar davids, they always sell drugs.\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a1f7e26368725bb22c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w341/DragonboyGT/Number1tellsitlikeitis_zps0fa45d8c.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a1fea663687250602a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1d9d56368727c90f80400#post_53a1d9d56368727c90f80400\r\nWhere were you?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a1ffa163687203b6570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1fea663687250602a0100#post_53a1fea663687250602a0100\r\nWith my grandma.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a1ffec6368725060700100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1ffa163687203b6570000#post_53a1ffa163687203b6570000\r\nEw.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a200046368720e94a20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1fea663687250602a0100#post_53a1fea663687250602a0100\r\nHis Grandmother's place\r\n\r\nEdit: !http://img.imgcake.com/Nextwave/1319871867209gifyq.gif!\r\n\r\nThat was terribly timed","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a2001b636872029a490300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a1ffec6368725060700100#post_53a1ffec6368725060700100\r\nFuck you my grandma's awesome. She's one of the few people I will take to gay bar with me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a201006368725095ea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2001b636872029a490300#post_53a2001b636872029a490300\r\nTake your homophobic dad to a gay strip club and film him getting a boner.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a201496368720577f30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2001b636872029a490300#post_53a2001b636872029a490300\r\nLadies and gentlemen, I present to you the greatest sentence I have ever read.\r\nThis week.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a2017a6368720f3a580300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a201496368720577f30400#post_53a201496368720577f30400\r\nMy grandma is basically Clint Eastwood as a woman.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}