time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5561.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5537db6d6368724141781100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537db1363687269c1d80d00#post_5537db1363687269c1d80d00\r\nThanks man\r\n\r\nI really do mean it when I say I love you guys\r\nYou are so important to me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5537db9c63687264f54a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"post fix","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5537dbc763687264f5820300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537db6d6368724141781100#post_5537db6d6368724141781100\r\nNo problem man.\r\n\r\nAnd I love you too!\r\nYou guys are very special and dear to my heart. \r\n\r\nSeriously you guys are fucking awesome! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5537dcac6368721fdb9f1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537dbc763687264f5820300#post_5537dbc763687264f5820300\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537db6d6368724141781100#post_5537db6d6368724141781100\r\nNo problem man.\r\n\r\nAnd I love you too!\r\nYou guys are very special and dear to my heart. \r\n\r\nSeriously you guys are fucking awesome! [/bq]\r\n\r\nfuck you","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5537dcdf63687264f5740400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537dcac6368721fdb9f1900#post_5537dcac6368721fdb9f1900\r\nLove you too Kaz","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5537ddea63687269e59b0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Today is Earthday.\r\n\r\nI HATE EARTHDAY.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5537de186368724821260b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well now that I'm done choking for my life!\r\n\r\nHow has everyone been? I was watching some more of One Piece last night (Because sleep is for chumps) ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5537de2d6368721fdb331c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537ddea63687269e59b0e00#post_5537ddea63687269e59b0e00\r\nWhy do ya's hate earthday? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5537de5963687269c1871200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537ddea63687269e59b0e00#post_5537ddea63687269e59b0e00\r\nWe just need to turn off electronics for an hour right?\r\nBecause all my stuff is off while I'm at work, so I'm already good","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5537e13063687264f5f00900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nah fcuk the earth\r\n\r\n*turns on all the lights in the house*\r\n\r\ntry and stop me >:3","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5537e1e16368725c03ff0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537e13063687264f5f00900#post_5537e13063687264f5f00900\r\nAren't you at school right now?","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"5537e3c16368727aa1710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Glad you're alive Peg.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5537e6646368727aa1750500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537e1e16368725c03ff0400#post_5537e1e16368725c03ff0400\r\nYes","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5537e684636872399f8a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537d9fd6368721fdbfe1400#post_5537d9fd6368721fdbfe1400\r\nYou have my respects Marc, that was really really nice of you.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537d88363687205364b1300#post_5537d88363687205364b1300\r\nI feel sorry for you, Pega, I really do. I'm glad you're alright.\r\n*hugs* I might not remember because I was so young... but a similar thing happened to me when I was an infant, so I'm still glad to be alive. I nearly choked to death on [spoiler]my mother's amniotic fluids.[/spoiler] Disgusting, I know, but it's the truth.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"5537e6a9636872399fc90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537de2d6368721fdb331c00#post_5537de2d6368721fdb331c00\r\nBlah Blah blah Protect the Earth message.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5537e7e6636872399fd40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So in less dire news, I got nachos!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5537e84e636872399f0f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537d76f63687269e5910700#post_5537d76f63687269e5910700\r\nI once almost chocked to death on a starburst.\r\nYeah...choking isn't a pleasant sensation. Good to hear you're all gud.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5537ea7d6368724141a42e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537d76f63687269e5910700#post_5537d76f63687269e5910700\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537e84e636872399f0f0400#post_5537e84e636872399f0f0400\r\nChoking is the worst.\r\nThere was this one time where my dad gave me a pat on the back, and suddenly, I was choking.\r\n_Jesus Christ._","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5537eafe636872468f0c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think the worst I ever got was choking on a cherry tomato. I decided to get stupid and see if I could swallow one whole. That shit got lodged in my throat. My step-dad pretty much had to punch me in the sternum to get it out.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5537ec18636872457c530400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537d76f63687269e5910700#post_5537d76f63687269e5910700\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537d6396368721fec880b00#post_5537d6396368721fec880b00\r\nI was taking a nap and I woke up choking like hell was having a party in my mouth, Satan was there, Hitler was there, and they just got done using the fucking bathroom after a night of Mexican. \r\n\r\nI was gaging, crying, and I couldn't breath for probably 10 seconds to a minute. \r\n\r\nIt felt awful. \r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\nDon't do that >:I\r\nIf you die I'm going to kick your ass\r\nYou my bro\r\n\r\n^and while we're getting all emotional and shit I guess I should say you guys are important to me too since I currently have the social life of a barnacle and having someone to talk to every day is really nice and you're helping me slowly get out of the 21 year slump I've been in^\r\n\r\n\r\n^Or whatever^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5537ed0d6368724589d50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media.rockstargames.com/rockstargames/img/global/news/upload/Post1.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5537ed2d63687245f0490400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537ec18636872457c530400#post_5537ec18636872457c530400\r\nBruh......\r\n~^I love you too...^~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5537ed4e636872457ce10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5537ec18636872457c530400#post_5537ec18636872457c530400\r\nIf you die, I will kill you to death until you pass away dead. >:C","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"5537ee506368721d61870e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In othr news, people die when they are killed :(","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5537ee8e63687215a8cd1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\">all this love\":https://youtu.be/TaQlQjLDsvI?t=50m6s","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"}]}