time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/561.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a261fe636872035f8d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a25f18636872159e2f0200#post_53a25f18636872159e2f0200\r\n\r\n!http://iamarg.com/comics/2013-02-06.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a2623e636872356c920500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a26170636872159ee20200#post_53a26170636872159ee20200\r\n\r\nWOOOOOW 89 IQ estimate REPRESENT.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a2624b636872690dad0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a26170636872159ee20200#post_53a26170636872159ee20200\r\nSounds about right.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a262a1636872690dcb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a261e16368722676ea0000#post_53a261e16368722676ea0000\r\nMy family doesn't eat like that. We almost always eat food that are already dead. Southern Chinese cuisine is like a dietary anarchy.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a262e16368726d07bb0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2624b636872690dad0300#post_53a2624b636872690dad0300\r\nWe Canadians are idiots compared to US Americans... Duh...\r\nI'm Taiwanese.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a2646663687226dba20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.edge.ca/files/2014/06/BpmtulyCUAAYp7E.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a2647a636872690d380400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why haven't scientists sequenced the ostrich or emu genomes yet? Shouldn't be too hard.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a2649d63687275a8110400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2646663687226dba20100#post_53a2646663687226dba20100\r\nWell Spiderman is a metaphor for puberty, and awkward boners are a part of that.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a265d9636872035fb90600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2649d63687275a8110400#post_53a2649d63687275a8110400\r\nThat was in a South Korean playground....\r\n!http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/273/4/9/you_know__for_kids__by_punkidder-d6or8x4.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a2663a6368727019cf0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Once we bring back mammoths, we should start making them really big and give them multiple pairs of tusks to make real-life mumakils. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a266816368721574490400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a265d9636872035fb90600#post_53a265d9636872035fb90600\r\nAll I took away from that is that South Korea has the bleakest fucking playgrounds on earth.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a2673c6368726d29850600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]!http://www.edge.ca/files/2014/06/BpmtulyCUAAYp7E.jpg![/bq]\r\nKrillin, \"God, you are one of the worst mall Santas ever. Right behind those ones that molest kids.\"\r\nSlay, \"So I'm the worst mall Santa.\"\r\nKrillin, \"Oh come on!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a26863636872690d490500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a261fe636872035f8d0500#post_53a261fe636872035f8d0500\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]!http://iamarg.com/comics/2013-02-06.jpg![/bq]\r\nThat looks worse than seppuku.","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"53a26aa96368727578b10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/58340cca87f918acb406a37fa2e0c47d/tumblr_n70fu749QM1tu2psfo1_1280.png!\r\n\r\nBEST REPORT EVAR!!!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53a26ef563687247a0c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does anyone here own a Vita?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a26f6c63687227079f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a26ef563687247a0c00000#post_53a26ef563687247a0c00000\r\nI do.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a26fca6368726cc16b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a26f6c63687227079f0100#post_53a26f6c63687227079f0100\r\nI'm thinking about picking one up. What games would you recommend?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a2701c6368723bbced0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/ee84b1661ef35da5cfc87dfb8e140a0a/tumblr_n7eayyiGyM1qzcv7no1_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a272196368727042a80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a26fca6368726cc16b0100#post_53a26fca6368726cc16b0100\r\nI mentioned some over in the video games thread, but its worth repeating a couple.\r\n\r\nDemon Gaze is a pretty decent dungeon crawler that scratches certain hardcore itches for me with an honestly pretty punishing difficulty. The story is pretty bad, but its bad in an amusing way at least.\r\n\r\nHotline Miami is arguably at its best on a handheld given the speed of its gameplay and missions, and is worth at least checking out regardless of platform.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a275c063687244edba0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Which GTA character am I most like? I think I'm a mix of Trevor and Jimmy De Santa.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a2771b6368723bbc770400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a275c063687244edba0300#post_53a275c063687244edba0300\r\n\r\n\r\nwhat was the name of that weird as fuck stoner that cj encountered after being exiled from los santos?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a277a16368721c14580300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2771b6368723bbc770400#post_53a2771b6368723bbc770400\r\nThe Truth.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a278496368723bcd7f0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2771b6368723bbc770400#post_53a2771b6368723bbc770400\r\nWhich reminds me, what would I be like if I was stoned?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a27ad16368726cc1230400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a278496368723bcd7f0400#post_53a278496368723bcd7f0400\r\n\r\n\r\nas far as i know just like with alcohol the way you may act under the influence vary depending on the person, and may sometimes be completely different from how you normally act.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a285eb63687247a0c20600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hello....\r\nAnyone here?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}