time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/595.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a63feb6368727ba5100400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/b983a514b537caf5fdfde142b8f6ca21/tumblr_n506fsWpb41rboqfio1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a640826368727cd83a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a63feb6368727ba5100400#post_53a63feb6368727ba5100400\r\nyep.\r\nAnd also racism is entertaining AM I RIGHT?!\r\n\r\n<crickets chirping>","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a641436368727b4bf00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a640826368727cd83a0400#post_53a640826368727cd83a0400\r\nDepends on who you're supposed to be laughing at. If the joke is essentially that the racist is an ignorant asshole, then yes racism is a pretty good source of humor. Otherwise? No. No it is not.\r\n\r\nYes, I do know that I'm taking you too seriously on this.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a641956368727c8fe40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"EVERYONE IS THIS FRED IS A NIGGER","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a641d26368727c7f4a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a641436368727b4bf00500#post_53a641436368727b4bf00500\r\n\r\n\r\nBUT REMEMBER, racism against white people is always right\r\n\r\n/sarcasm","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a6421c6368727c8fcc0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a641d26368727c7f4a0600#post_53a641d26368727c7f4a0600\r\nWell obviously. Fucking whitey amiright? Personally I always cross the street if I see a white guy in a suit coming towards me.\r\n\r\nI kid. I avoid all white people, not just the ones in suits.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a6424b6368727b4b8d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6421c6368727c8fcc0600#post_53a6421c6368727c8fcc0600\r\n\r\n\r\ni avoid all people altogether, cause everyone can be a muggler, or worse, someone who wants to talk to me","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a642716368727c8f5d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a640826368727cd83a0400#post_53a640826368727cd83a0400\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a641436368727b4bf00500#post_53a641436368727b4bf00500\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a641d26368727c7f4a0600#post_53a641d26368727c7f4a0600\r\nAnything can be funny given the context and lead up.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a642806368727ba5070700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a63feb6368727ba5100400#post_53a63feb6368727ba5100400\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]!http://37.media.tumblr.com/b983a514b537caf5fdfde142b8f6ca21/tumblr_n506fsWpb41rboqfio1_1280.jpg![/bq]\r\nThat is how you present controversial things.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a6430263687253aa200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a642716368727c8f5d0700#post_53a642716368727c8f5d0700\r\nTrue, but some subjects require more of a skilled hand than others.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a643276368725328040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The Squiggy Delivery!\":http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/feb/26/teaching-children-that-dinosaurs-didnt-exist-how-public-schools-fail-their-brief ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a6433263687252c5200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6430263687253aa200000#post_53a6430263687253aa200000\r\nIndeed","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a6439e63687253bb480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a643276368725328040000#post_53a643276368725328040000\r\nTL;DR","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a643ec636872538e640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6439e63687253bb480000#post_53a6439e63687253bb480000\r\nTL;DR an Australian school got into trouble for teaching children that dinosaurs never existed and that God planted the fossil record.\r\n!http://ocean.si.edu/sites/default/files/photos/goblin-shark-nologo.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a644496368726c46010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a643ec636872538e640000#post_53a643ec636872538e640000\r\nAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\r\nWHY!? WHY DOES THAT EXIST!?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a6444e6368726ce7010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a643ec636872538e640000#post_53a643ec636872538e640000\r\nI herd u leik Goblin Sharks.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a6449f6368726cb50d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a644496368726c46010000#post_53a644496368726c46010000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a643ec636872538e640000#post_53a643ec636872538e640000\r\nAAAAAAAHHHHHH!\r\nWHY!? WHY DOES THAT EXIST!?[/bq]\r\nCause you touch yourself at night.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a644a96368726ecb120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a644496368726c46010000#post_53a644496368726c46010000\r\n!http://cfile30.uf.tistory.com/image/264A7D4B528593632DE677!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a644c66368726d0a140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a643ec636872538e640000#post_53a643ec636872538e640000\r\nYou know there is a great come back to the \"God planted the fossils to test our faith\" and that is that if you believe that then you believe your god is A.) a liar and B.) creepily fucking clingy.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a6452e6368726c17240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6449f6368726cb50d0000#post_53a6449f6368726cb50d0000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a644496368726c46010000#post_53a644496368726c46010000\r\n\r\nCause you touch yourself at night.[/bq]\r\nPlease honey. I have people to do that for me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a6453e6368726cb5390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just discovered something... There is another movie called Frozen. It's a thriller movie about people getting trapped in the mountains and are preyed by a pack of wolfes.\r\n\r\n!http://littleblogofhorror.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/3bwru.jpg!\r\n\r\nI don't know why, but I am imagining Hans holding and about to fall from the ski lift chair.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a645646368726d19510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6453e6368726cb5390000#post_53a6453e6368726cb5390000\r\nMaybe he should \"Let it Go\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a645856368726d72750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6453e6368726cb5390000#post_53a6453e6368726cb5390000\r\n\r\n[spoiler]\"Oh Anna, if only someone considered you edible\"[/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a646876368720cbb280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well apparently a bunch of Texas GOP realize how badly the party fucked up by including \"gay conversion therapy\" as their party platform and \"I really stepped in it\" and so forth cause they're getting metaphorically raped by everyone.\r\n\r\nIf you're wondering what is essentially happening within the Texas republican party summarized in one picture:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/687/040/774.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a646d26368720c5cb20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000Pdxc2CKMMME/fit=1000x750/20071117-pol0057b-Deep-Sea-Viperfish-Chauliodus-sloani-Deep-Sea-fish-Deep-Sea-creatures-Tiefsee-Fisch.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}