time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1001.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d7ad23636872289f830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Shadow would be better if he was written tongue in cheek.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d7adde6368725f572e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7ad23636872289f830000#post_53d7ad23636872289f830000\r\n< Doesn't know anything about sanic.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d7aed66368725eca600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7ab696368723241210000#post_53d7ab696368723241210000\r\nYeah.\r\n\r\nI hope I win a \"edgy\" badge in this page. \r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7adde6368725f572e0100#post_53d7adde6368725f572e0100\r\n\r\nMe neither when is about Touhou, so I know that feel.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53d7b1346368725eb0370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7aed66368725eca600000#post_53d7aed66368725eca600000\r\nEverything I know about sonic I learned from game grumps.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d7b181636872795f370200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7b1346368725eb0370100#post_53d7b1346368725eb0370100\r\n\r\nEverything I know about Touhou I learned was from a Rp in Know Your Meme... And from you guys :3","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53d7b31e636872751d0b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7b181636872795f370200#post_53d7b181636872795f370200\r\nTouhou: Undefined Fantastic Object summarized in two images:\r\n!http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/157/8/4/byakuren__s_last_supper_by_flyingloli-d52ire4.png!\r\n!http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/335/9/6/byakuren_is_wut_by_degeso-d3409n8.png!\r\n\r\n*Sticks another penny in the \"buddhist jesus jokes\" jar.\r\nOh hey; I almost have enough for a new car by now.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d7b5736368722f937d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7b31e636872751d0b0000#post_53d7b31e636872751d0b0000\r\n\r\nEhhhhhhhh... I don't get the jokes sorry :/\r\nI only know Flandre and that she can destroy everything in her path.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53d7b74163687266f6490100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7b5736368722f937d0200#post_53d7b5736368722f937d0200\r\nByakuren, this character, is a buddhist monk and that her back story summarized in one paragraph is that \"Youkai\" and humans were massive dicks to each other and constantly gloating about how much they were dicks to each other.  Byakuren realizes that \"Youkai\" aren't evil and that both sides just like being dicks to each other; she tries to help everyone regardless and try to find peaceful solutions to conflicts and as a result of her not being a murderous bitch she gets thrown into the demon realm cause can't have a saint speaking peace during a war and muddying the \"truth\" that \"all <x population> are fundamentally evil\" can we?  The game is basically her friends breaking her out of jail during modern times.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d7bdaf6368723f0a250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"99 PROBLEMS ALL GONE IN THAT ONE JOINT NIGGA","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d7bf546368726e82b90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey I'm just curious, but giving ponies guns like modern firearms is a terrible idea right? Because they'll probably shoot themselves or everyone else, or maybe not.\r\n\r\nWell what about giving them pre-modern firearms?\r\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusil_Gras_mle_1874\r\n\r\nI mean how much harm can come from giving them bolt action single shot guns, which happen to be 100 years old?\r\nThat or cannons, like a 37mm howitzer? ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"53d7bfd1636872792dbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7bdaf6368723f0a250200#post_53d7bdaf6368723f0a250200\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/495/274/3f5.png!\r\n\r\n\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7bf546368726e82b90000#post_53d7bf546368726e82b90000\r\nDepends; a mlp pony would have to have a specialized gun because guns are specifically designed for humans and if they were to fire a gun chances are the barrel would smack them in the face.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d7c015636872342f6c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7bfd1636872792dbc0000#post_53d7bfd1636872792dbc0000\r\n\r\ni got 99 problems and a bitch aint one.\r\nshe is all 99 of them i need a machine gun.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d7c215636872792d500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7bf546368726e82b90000#post_53d7bf546368726e82b90000\r\nProbably by having a shoulder harness one could mount a gun to a pony. Firing mechanism is a bit tricky though. Mayhaps ponies could use their prehensile tails as trigger-pullers.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53d7c33c6368722e3a0a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7c215636872792d500100#post_53d7c215636872792d500100\r\n\r\nI think harness would be preferable in comparison to using tails, I mean if they had it cut short or something it might be a little problematic.\r\nOkay so yeah a harness with a gravity loading magazine from top to bottom, with mouth controls for fire.\r\n\r\nProbably a pain in the ass to make, but useable, and a little more realistic I guess. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"53d7c3dc6368726e9c470200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i dont even know why i got this profile pic.\r\n\r\nrouge is obviously better.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d7c4cf6368725aab3c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"did you guys known beyonce ripped off death grips?\r\n\r\n!http://consequenceofsound.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/beyonce-death-grips.jpg?w=806!\r\n\r\nand then kanye ripped off beyonce\r\n\r\n!http://i.4cdn.org/mu/1406647453340.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d7c5736368726bfb4c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well back to arming the living hell out of ponies, or making them more dangerous than having the ability to induce heart attacks and give us all diabetes.\r\n\r\n42mm mountain guns made in the US, breach loaded and pretty simple, should I give them steam powered tanks to mount these things on or is that just overkill? I mean horse power is okay, since they're all small horses, but I don't know about them pulling 300+ kg objects over long distances. \r\n\r\nUnless its Big Mac, but I planned on mounting a 37mm Bofors onto him and letting him kick the stuffing out of dragons.","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"53d7c5936368725465690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7c3dc6368726e9c470200#post_53d7c3dc6368726e9c470200\r\n\r\nI like your new avatar.\r\n\r\n\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7c5736368726bfb4c0200#post_53d7c5736368726bfb4c0200\r\n\r\nSometimes, I don't get the ponies using guns. I ask myself \"Why?\", if they have the power to destroy mountaints and move entire planets and suns and things like that.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53d7c6736368720e37440200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7c33c6368722e3a0a0100#post_53d7c33c6368722e3a0a0100\r\n\r\nHow about a two pony war chariot system where one pulls a wagon armed with a maschine gun or cannon whilst the other operates the guns? A slightly modernized version of the Syrian war chariot. And with cannons are canon, this might just be acceptable in the show.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53d7c7fb6368721796330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7c5936368725465690100#post_53d7c5936368725465690100\r\n\r\nALL YOU NIGGAS HATIN AND YOU KNOW IT NOW\r\nWHEN A REAL NIGGA HOLD YOU DOWN YOU´RE SUPPOSE TO DROWN.\r\nBOUND (2 fall in love)","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d7c9b663687225471b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7c5936368725465690100#post_53d7c5936368725465690100\r\nIt's never a question of 'why' but of 'why not'. When you have a good trump card, you won't even need the rest of your hand.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53d7ca656368722bce4c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7c6736368720e37440200#post_53d7c6736368720e37440200\r\n\r\nYeah that might work, though I think using this would work better for mobile light artillery. \r\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vickers-Crayford_rocket_gun\r\n\r\nOne reason I think about that is because its probably lighter than 300+ kg guns, well even if you strip it down for the carriage and have some strong stallion tow the thing across a battlefield, you can't expect them to heft dozens of ammo on top of that, the gun weighs a lot with carriage, and having 2 stallions pull with someone on the chariot reloading and firing would be extremely exhausting.\r\n\r\nAlso the bigger the carriage/chariot the bigger the target. So a more compact lightweight gun is needed. That or a tank, but once again, I'm holding off on that for the moment.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7c5936368725465690100#post_53d7c5936368725465690100\r\n\r\nUh dude, I'm talking about Earth ponies, not unicorns, Pegasi can use the weather, but that won't last forever, and they are vulnerable to AA guns I'm pretty sure they can't survive a wall of shrapnel.\r\n\r\nAs for unicorns, I'm pretty sure their power is limited to their level of skill and such, or bloodline wise. \r\n\r\nAlso a war fought between mortals is more important, especially when immortals have no place in it. Celestia and Luna might not agree, but it is being fought out by everyone else besides them for various reasons. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"53d7cb9b6368725683280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">watches that 1 touhou video of tom and jerry\r\n>instantly youtube thinks im obsessed wtih touhou.\r\n>wtf.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d7cef36368721b64260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7c33c6368722e3a0a0100#post_53d7c33c6368722e3a0a0100\r\nNah; a exosuit would be the way to go:\r\n!http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/211/3/0/exosuit_by_vombavr-d595bmo.jpg!\r\nThe artist is vombavr on deviantart.\r\n\r\nThe reason why it would be easier is that a exosuit would just need to help the pony balance on hind legs, a support for their hips and a grip on the gun.  A gun that attaches to the back would be more like the smart gun from Aliens:\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131006172605/avp/images/thumb/a/a2/M56-smart-gun-aliens.jpg/500px-M56-smart-gun-aliens.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d7d6ba6368722ee7be0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d7cb9b6368725683280100#post_53d7cb9b6368725683280100\r\nThat's the \"magic\" of YouTube.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"}]}