time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1034.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53db8a9f6368725c11760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8a3a636872715aab0200#post_53db8a3a636872715aab0200\r\nI for one approve of this rule.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53db8b5463687266a3d00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8a3a636872715aab0200#post_53db8a3a636872715aab0200\r\n*Rules of Nature!*\r\nAnd they run when the sun comes up.\r\nWith their lives on the line","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53db8bd36368726f2c890200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db886163687246b2930200#post_53db886163687246b2930200\r\nMore like cyborg dick; they harden in response to electrical stimuli. . Yes cyborg dicks are really being worked on.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53db8bd66368724764450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Avatar Change, GO!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53db8d1d636872228fc60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8bd36368726f2c890200#post_53db8bd36368726f2c890200\r\nYou know as silly as that sounds I'm really glad to hear it. Anything, however small that helps restore quality of life for the disabled is good news as far as I'm concerned, and who knows what this research might lead to?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53db8d946368726014f10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8d1d636872228fc60000#post_53db8d1d636872228fc60000\r\nMy painis is a laser chainsword mini-gun. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53db8e366368723d1a150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8d946368726014f10200#post_53db8d946368726014f10200\r\nAnd how do your sexual partners like that?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53db901a6368722b00b80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8d1d636872228fc60000#post_53db8d1d636872228fc60000\r\nIt's important cause it means we're making strides towards actual scifi like cybernetics.\r\n\r\nThe reason why it's been so slow in a nutshell was for ages the electrical impulses ran the risk of damaging muscle tissue.  This is good news cause we're not close to being able to hook up body tissue to electrical circuitry without causing severe damage.\r\n\r\nTo use a analogy the reason why we haven't had cyborg parts that connect to your tissue to move or give touch is that think of like your nervous system as a computer plug; if you have a computer from Europe plugging it into a american socket would fry it.  We now have a electrical converter so one of the biggest hurtles from us having actual cyborgs has been cleared.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53db905363687214fd680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8e366368723d1a150100#post_53db8e366368723d1a150100\r\nYou asked what it might lead to and I gave an answer. I'm not into stuff like that.\r\n\r\nI'm a sub really. And the fact that I'm just 17 and is planning to finish college before anything 'happens'. Besides, who'd wanna do a cyclops anyway. Only ever had one girlfriend whom I still think about from time to time.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53db90a06368722b00e00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db901a6368722b00b80200#post_53db901a6368722b00b80200\r\nSo which route are we going with the cybernetics then? The \"I never asked for this\" route or the \"Nanomachines, Son\" route?\r\n\r\nBut in all seriousness, the sooner we learn to cybernetically enhance our bodies, the better.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53db91bf6368721098ee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db90a06368722b00e00200#post_53db90a06368722b00e00200\r\nThe \"I never asked for this\" route.\r\n\r\nActually when you think about it that was the entire story of Deus Ex: Human Revolution in a nutshell was that the electrical-tissue connections had a problem of decaying due to the electrical impulses and that the conflict was brought about due to a breakthrough in strong making strong connections that didn't break down resulting in societal change that special interest groups didn't like.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53db929f6368723385ee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db90a06368722b00e00200#post_53db90a06368722b00e00200\r\nWhat about power armour?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53db999763687255b5820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My dick feels like someone shot it.\r\nAnd for fuck's sake stop bleeding!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53db9b22636872263b330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db999763687255b5820100#post_53db999763687255b5820100\r\nI really do feel bad for laughing, but I just can't help it. You alright other than that though?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53db9b80636872263b410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db9b22636872263b330000#post_53db9b22636872263b330000\r\nYeah. A bit woozy and REALLY hungry. but otherwise I'm all good.\r\nI'm tougher than people think I am.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53db9c2963687249977f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db9b80636872263b410000#post_53db9b80636872263b410000\r\nWell get something to eat you manly bastard you.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53db9c3d63687256ce340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of cybernetics, \"here is a video of a man with a fully functioning cyber-arm\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suwZ5D9bk0M","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53db9cb06368724997a50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Here is an even better one. I love humanity sometimes\":https://derpibooru.org/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db9c3d63687256ce340000#post_53db9c3d63687256ce340000","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53dba21563687219a8040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db9c3d63687256ce340000#post_53db9c3d63687256ce340000\r\nI'M NUCLEAR!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db9b80636872263b410000#post_53db9b80636872263b410000\r\nsweet jesus.\r\n\r\nAre you sure you're ok? this piercing sounds bloody awful. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53dbc34563687222153d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Morning","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dbc3ec6368720e037b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dbc34563687222153d0100#post_53dbc34563687222153d0100\r\nWood","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53dbc5676368721fdcad0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dbc3ec6368720e037b0000#post_53dbc3ec6368720e037b0000\r\n!http://suburbangrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Ukrainian-Easter-Paska.JPG!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53dbc8886368725063ae0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dbc5676368721fdcad0000#post_53dbc5676368721fdcad0000\r\nwhas dat","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53dbc9106368723064140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dbc8886368725063ae0100#post_53dbc8886368725063ae0100\r\nLooks like some kind of pie.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53dbc9856368721ba3910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dbc9106368723064140100#post_53dbc9106368723064140100\r\nAppearance can be deceiving. It might be a deadly weapon of mass destruction for all we know.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}