time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1040.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53dc408c63687256d5400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now for your daily science news: apparently a universal test for cancer is in the works.  I'm just going to summarize quickly cause I'm really freaking tired and don't feel like going into a long explanation; essentially cancerous cells' dna is more easily damaged by uv light than non-cancerous.  What this means is that in the future they could take some of your blood, put it in a machine to tell if the dna is easily damaged by UV light if it is you have cancer or will soon have cancer; if it's not then you don't have cancer.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53dc44ac6368722da9ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc3fb86368724467d70100#post_53dc3fb86368724467d70100\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc3cf16368722c815c0100#post_53dc3cf16368722c815c0100\r\nI want to hug rocket [/bq]\r\nRocket deserves hugs 100% of always.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dc45aa6368724d5a960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc408c63687256d5400100#post_53dc408c63687256d5400100\r\nThe only thing I can think of is the blood test from the thing. \r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc44ac6368722da9ec0100#post_53dc44ac6368722da9ec0100\r\nYes. He'd probably hate it. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53dc45b9636872708bda0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good! My family from Kaohsiung, Taiwan is okay. A little shaken by the gas explosion, but alright.\r\n\r\nDeath toll climbed to 28, with over 200 injured. And Estimated $500,000 worth of infrastructure damage. \r\n\r\nThe explosion was strong enough to throw car onto the roof of highrises! They are investigating the cause of the explosion.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53dc45fd6368724476d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/7/30/687070__safe_solo_meme_barely+pony+related_spider-dash-man_bronycon_60s+spider-dash-man_mexico_sombrero_mexican+hat.png!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dc45ff63687262416a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc45b9636872708bda0100#post_53dc45b9636872708bda0100\r\nI'm glad your family is okay.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dc463d6368724d5abe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc45b9636872708bda0100#post_53dc45b9636872708bda0100\r\n\r\nOh, good to hear that c:","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dc466d6368724476050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"IM BLASTING TRAP LORD.\r\n\r\nim loving LORD, it just goes incredibly hard.\r\n\r\nsouthern rap goes HARD nigga","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dc46846368724a7e8c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc45b9636872708bda0100#post_53dc45b9636872708bda0100\r\n\r\nGlad to hear they're alright.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53dc468963687231bd170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc45b9636872708bda0100#post_53dc45b9636872708bda0100\r\nYAY! I'm extremely glad to hear that man! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53dc46d26368720bf9c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc45b9636872708bda0100#post_53dc45b9636872708bda0100\r\n\r\ngood to hear.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dc49b96368721290350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And while we're on the topic of Guardians, shout out to mister David Batista. I wasn't expecting that good a performance from a wrestler.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dc49ea6368727f87f50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Q1q39Fm.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dc4a34636872620fa10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just got a _Paleocarcharodon_ tooth from the museum gift shop where it was labelled as _Otodus_.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dc4acb6368724bbfa20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why?! Why nobody wants to talk to me about mathematics!?","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"53dc4b016368720a7a2d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc4acb6368724bbfa20000#post_53dc4acb6368724bbfa20000\r\nBecause we hate math. 4 in 10 of us hate it, a majority of Derpiboorians.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dc4b1e63687244763a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc4acb6368724bbfa20000#post_53dc4acb6368724bbfa20000\r\nmost people aren't all that interested in math.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53dc4b256368724bbfc30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc4acb6368724bbfa20000#post_53dc4acb6368724bbfa20000\r\n\r\ncause math fucking sucks get out of here pleb.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dc4b876368724c36fb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc46d26368720bf9c90100#post_53dc46d26368720bf9c90100\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc468963687231bd170100#post_53dc468963687231bd170100\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc463d6368724d5abe0000#post_53dc463d6368724d5abe0000\r\nWhat about all the damage and loss in that mess? I feel sorry for them. But all they can do is move on.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53dc4bd6636872551cf10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc4b016368720a7a2d0000#post_53dc4b016368720a7a2d0000\r\n4 in 10?? That's like... 140!1","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53dc4bf86368727dd87f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc4b876368724c36fb0100#post_53dc4b876368724c36fb0100\r\nI know, I hope they can do something with the mess there.\r\n\r\n\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc4acb6368724bbfa20000#post_53dc4acb6368724bbfa20000\r\n\r\nBut I reply to you :|","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dc4c06636872524dad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc4acb6368724bbfa20000#post_53dc4acb6368724bbfa20000\r\nBecause no one cares.\r\n\r\nNo one wants to talk about Tokusatsu either, And you don't hear me bitching about it. (Too often.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53dc4c1e6368722691270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT RAP INSTEAD.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dc4c346368722792430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc4b876368724c36fb0100#post_53dc4b876368724c36fb0100\r\n\r\nproperty damage is just material that cna be replaced.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dc4c4f6368724a7eef0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc4c1e6368722691270000#post_53dc4c1e6368722691270000\r\n\r\nLET'S TALK ABOUT CARTEL DE SANTA","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}