time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1047.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53dc9c026368725485810100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish I was an evil leader. I'd be good at it","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53dc9dea6368720f34810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My piercing started to bleed again. I think it got snagged on my pajama pants or something.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dc9ece63687266a1930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc9dea6368720f34810000#post_53dc9dea6368720f34810000\r\nOooohhhhhffff.... that sucks, dude... X_X","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53dc9f2d63687273d42b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc99966368723be4bb0100#post_53dc99966368723be4bb0100\r\nMaybe not annex but they'll surely try to help. US troops are already on Philippine soil, all with good intentions but some still don't trust armed foreigners. The Chinese are numerous but the Pearl of the Orient may just beat back the Red Scare with the help of the Red, White and Blue. Maybe. Just hope it doesn't come to that.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53dc9f4463687236220d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"this track is pretty tech n9ne inspired, they rap as fast as him\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODMTftFco2Y","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dc9fc063687209b1080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc9dea6368720f34810000#post_53dc9dea6368720f34810000\r\nI got a full body shudder from that one.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53dca03d6368720f340a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay the bleeding has stopped. I wrapped it anyway just to be safe. This is probably gonna add a day or two to my healing time...\r\nAnd now I need a shower to clean off the blood.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dca0c263687258e53c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you still havent responded, is the piercing in the head? and the foreskin goes over it?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dca1ae6368720141070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dca0c263687258e53c0100#post_53dca0c263687258e53c0100\r\nIt's a ring that goes through my urethra and exits through a hole at the base of the head. On the very left of the frenulum.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dca1ee6368725906cb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dca1ae6368720141070000#post_53dca1ae6368720141070000\r\n\r\nOUCH.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dca24a636872141eeb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dca1ae6368720141070000#post_53dca1ae6368720141070000\r\nTHERE IT IS AGAIN","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53dca2a563687230e6460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dca1ee6368725906cb0100#post_53dca1ee6368725906cb0100\r\nGetting the piercing itself was the worst part but it hurt for a grand total of three seconds. Now it's just a low ache and a lot of blood.\r\nI am currently naked in my apartment with gauze around my dick. THANKS BOXERS!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dca2c563687256e0320200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I could show a diagram if anyone is interested.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dca33863687222cd160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"thanks to my careless expenses and my stupid idea to print more money right now buildings cost more :/","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dcad626368723368690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"4:20 BLAZE IT FAGGETS.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dcb6fa6368726bb1710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/psychology.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53dcb9846368722329760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dcb6fa6368726bb1710100#post_53dcb6fa6368726bb1710100\r\nOH NO! THE _HORROR._","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53dcf1cb6368726a0e420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dcb6fa6368726bb1710100#post_53dcb6fa6368726bb1710100\r\nAnyone else here an evolutionary creationist? One who believes that God gave us science as a gift to do good.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53dd08906368724ccddc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dcad626368723368690100#post_53dcad626368723368690100\r\nI firmly believe that no one who says anything like that has ever actually smoked weed.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dd0939636872653b2d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dcf1cb6368726a0e420100#post_53dcf1cb6368726a0e420100\r\nGod was responsible for the scientific laws of the universe, therefore, ultimately he is responsible for evolution.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53dd0c4763687257766d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dd0939636872653b2d0100#post_53dd0939636872653b2d0100\r\n\r\nYep, as well as the shaping of life itself. It also is within us to obey those laws.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53dd0e266368725a4c3a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dd0c4763687257766d0000#post_53dd0c4763687257766d0000\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dd0939636872653b2d0100#post_53dd0939636872653b2d0100\r\nI look to science for the progress, I look to God for guidance. Science gives us the means for accomplishment whilst God serves as a moral code. \r\n\r\nBesides, not all praying folk are ignorant primates. A lot of them actually contribute to the progress of humanity.\r\n\r\nI'm a Roman Catholic by the way.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53dd0eff6368720470dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dd0e266368725a4c3a0100#post_53dd0e266368725a4c3a0100\r\n\r\nA good way to look at it, Albus. I myself am Christian, though I like to also have the faith that comes from religion as well as knowing the facts science has given us, but I also make sure to respect all other religions no matter if someone is Atheist (I have a friend in New York who's one), Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, or whatever.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53dd0f036368725ef1fa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dd0939636872653b2d0100#post_53dd0939636872653b2d0100\r\n\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dd0c4763687257766d0000#post_53dd0c4763687257766d0000\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dd0e266368725a4c3a0100#post_53dd0e266368725a4c3a0100\r\nYou know there is a religion thread right?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dd0f2c6368724e770a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dd0f036368725ef1fa0000#post_53dd0f036368725ef1fa0000\r\nWell, we also were wasting time, dude, but thanks for the reminder.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"}]}