time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1080.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e09eca6368723cecf80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e09dc96368720fb4090000#post_53e09dc96368720fb4090000\r\nYou like being neutered?\r\n\r\nAnyway, I did cross fit today and am now sore. It was a hard workout, I was not ready for it.\r\n\r\nWill go back on friday I think","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53e0bedf636872027fb20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, any ideas on what to build with scrap? ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53e0c5dd63687225955e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So lemme tell ya'll what just happened to me.\r\nI was cleaning up the kitchen while my iPhone was playing random songs (assorted dubstep and OSTs). As a song ended, I heard buzzing come from a window. I look up to find one of these monsters.\r\n!http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/8/18/1250613627130/wasp-notes-and-queries-001.jpg!\r\nAs I stood there, the next song started. As I started this wasp down, I shit you not, all I heard was a heavy metal opening and then [spoiler]\"'SUN SUN SUN...'\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPJ7x9iMw0&feature=player_embedded#at=66 [/spoiler]\r\n\r\nUnfortunately it then flew out of the window. Epic battle cancelled.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53e0d21d636872571b2f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e0c5dd63687225955e0200#post_53e0c5dd63687225955e0200\r\nHe probably went, \"Sundowner?  I don't even get rules of nature?  Fuck that; I'm out\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e0d45e63687214d32d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So anyone watch Red Vs Blue? Just curious.\r\nAlso anyone watch Guardians of the galaxy?","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"53e0d5f763687252dbd70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e0d45e63687214d32d0000#post_53e0d45e63687214d32d0000\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/746/186/583.gif!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/793/858/e46.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53e0f81f6368727785c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e0d5f763687252dbd70000#post_53e0d5f763687252dbd70000\r\n\r\nSimmons: Yeeaaahh, suck it, Blue! And you too, White! Suck it, cracker!\r\nGrif: _Cracker?!_ I thought you were Dutch-Irish!\r\nSimmons: Fuck that shit! Shut up and drive, *BITCH*!\r\n\r\n\r\nCaboose: _*I AM CABOOSE, THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!!!!*_","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53e0fa6463687218ce630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i have never watched red vs blue, is it good? where do i start.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e10397636872170fa40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"that was back when basketball was good, they would gently move the ball up and down, there was no slammin or ballin in that, a white man would go up, about 10 yards, he would analyze the situation, he would use mathemathics, he would use geometry and figure out how to get the ball into the goal, now they are about AAAAAAH, AAAH, like goddamn apes swinging into the bananas, FUCK YOU FOR ASKING THAT\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3guMnptc6is","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1040a63687259a3140200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e0d45e63687214d32d0000#post_53e0d45e63687214d32d0000\r\n\r\nI only watched few episodes of RvB, and I barely know what is about.\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso good morning everyone.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e1042863687226fdde0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e0fa6463687218ce630000#post_53e0fa6463687218ce630000\r\nThe beginning. ","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53e11a4a6368722dda7f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My reaction to watching Deadmans Wonderland today for the first time:\r\n\r\n!http://img.pandawhale.com/post-31463-Clint-Eastwood-crying-gif-crin-JLWO.gif!\r\nThis show is fucking brutal. I got to episode 5.\r\n\r\nSo far I'm enjoying it though, it's a interesting show but still, I haven't seen a show that makes me squeamish like this in awhile. \r\n\r\n_*Especially episode 5*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53e11eaa63687220fcd60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e11a4a6368722dda7f0000#post_53e11a4a6368722dda7f0000\r\nYoooooooooooooooooo! Deadman Wonderland is the shit!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e120c1636872302d950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e11a4a6368722dda7f0000#post_53e11a4a6368722dda7f0000\r\n\r\nWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEADMAN WONDERLAND RULES!\r\n\r\nAlso, brutal? Lol wimp.\r\n[spoiler]jk[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53e126756368721821ee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e11eaa63687220fcd60000#post_53e11eaa63687220fcd60000\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e120c1636872302d950100#post_53e120c1636872302d950100\r\nOh hell yeah I can tell and I'm only on Episode 5!\r\n\r\nThis shits fucking awesome!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53e1273e6368722c6b3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e126756368721821ee0000#post_53e126756368721821ee0000\r\nYO FUCK YOU RED MAN!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e128246368721217c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/ef8a619a9ba5d4424bbcb78de6c99dcb/tumblr_n9tpysxHse1tewbeco1_1280.png!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e129ad6368722972fd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1273e6368722c6b3a0000#post_53e1273e6368722c6b3a0000\r\nSeriously, this is the _most_ I have almost _ever_ felt bad for a character right off the bat.\r\n\r\nPoor Ganta. \r\n\r\nAlso, even I would love to touch his fluffy hair!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53e129af6368727d7dd20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e128246368721217c40100#post_53e128246368721217c40100\r\nReally?\r\nALREADY?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53e12a206368721491070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e129af6368727d7dd20000#post_53e129af6368727d7dd20000\r\nYou think that's bad?! There was porn of the Inklings within the first HOUR of Splatoon's reveal.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e12a5f636872299c330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e12a206368721491070100#post_53e12a206368721491070100\r\nThere was porn of the Wii Fit Trainer about half an hour after she was announced.\r\nHow do I know this?\r\n[spoiler]I SAW IT HAPPEN[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53e12a9363687214af520100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e12a5f636872299c330100#post_53e12a5f636872299c330100\r\nWhy is the internet so fucking fast?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e12acb63687273f5410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e12a9363687214af520100#post_53e12a9363687214af520100\r\nI dunno. I remember the 12th Doctor was ponified pretty damn fast as well.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53e12ba36368722c6bc30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There was porn of Zoroark back when it was just a silhouette.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e12f1363687241e12a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've seen porn of literal parts of a map. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}