time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1090.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e1cb2c63687232cd5e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1ca2f6368727f16650000#post_53e1ca2f6368727f16650000\r\n\r\nwhy would godzilla bother? i mean thats like going around trying to fuck geckos","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1cb96636872699fb60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cb2c63687232cd5e0000#post_53e1cb2c63687232cd5e0000\r\nThat reminds me of that post from /b/ (I think) where the guy claimed that ants were coming out of his wang","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e1cd166368720fa1040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Im on my way out\r\nPressin down the pillow till i can't hear you breathin\r\nFor no reason\r\nFive rings on my hand\":https://derpibooru.org/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cb96636872699fb60000","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1cd206368720e8a040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I dare someone in this thread to do the salt and ice test on their bunghole.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1cdcf6368720fa13a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1c9976368720443500000#post_53e1c9976368720443500000\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cd166368720fa1040000#post_53e1cd166368720fa1040000\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cd206368720e8a040000#post_53e1cd206368720e8a040000\r\n\r\nYOU GUYS\r\nWHAT IF THE RAPTURE HAPPENED AND WE'RE THE ONLY ONES LEFT","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e1cf146368723291db0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cdcf6368720fa13a0000#post_53e1cdcf6368720fa13a0000\r\n\r\nperfect, it means i will now redefine art by brainwashing our descendents into thinking hip hop was the only art worth talking about before the rapture.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1cf556368720fa16f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cf146368723291db0000#post_53e1cf146368723291db0000\r\nDescendants? We're all guys.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1cf746368720e33730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cf146368723291db0000#post_53e1cf146368723291db0000\r\n\"Descendants\"? I don't think we have the hardware for that...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e1cf876368724638e80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cdcf6368720fa13a0000#post_53e1cdcf6368720fa13a0000\r\nHYA! (Not true, Someone just commented a minute ago.)\r\n\r\nSCHWA! (Also, I have no idea why I'm ultraseven)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1cfa46368720f86500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cf556368720fa16f0000#post_53e1cf556368720fa16f0000\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cf746368720e33730000#post_53e1cf746368720e33730000\r\n\r\nwell guys we need to find a way to make babies.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1d0726368724638240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cfa46368720f86500000#post_53e1cfa46368720f86500000\r\nWe'll have to see if hybridizing with chimpanzees is possible. It's our only hope.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1d0bd63687232911e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d0726368724638240100#post_53e1d0726368724638240100\r\nWhat if Jesus took all the apes too?!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cf876368724638e80000#post_53e1cf876368724638e80000\r\nI keep reading that in my head as staryu noises","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e1d0d06368724dff240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys. Remember that thing I found?\r\n\"Well I just found an even better thing!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnQBF2CIygg","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e1d10463687231d7670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d0bd63687232911e0100#post_53e1d0bd63687232911e0100\r\nLet's go the zoo and find out.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1d15a6368720e59920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d0d06368724dff240000#post_53e1d0d06368724dff240000\r\nSO MUCH TOAST","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e1d25e6368725a8fdf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d0d06368724dff240000#post_53e1d0d06368724dff240000\r\nHey Squig, I apologize if this question is too personal for you, but...\r\n[spoiler]Do you prefer to pitch, or to catch, if you get my meaning?[/spoiler]","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53e1d26563687261cb7d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I found this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPwF6YTLLuc&index=15&list=PL0F5337CE21941522","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1d32c63687269f2bc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://blogs.westword.com/showandtell/GanjasaurusRexDVDCover.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1d33b63687204b6980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110925210801/ultra/images/b/bf/King_Joe.png!\r\nBest Giant robot in Tokusatsu right here.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1d39163687261358f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d33b63687204b6980100#post_53e1d33b63687204b6980100\r\nClearly.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53e1d39d6368720e59f30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"who likes homophobic rap?\r\n\r\n\"Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin sex, with the SAME sex\r\nI show no love, to homo thugs\r\nEmpty out, reloaded and throw more slugs\r\nHow you gonna explain fuckin a man?\r\nEven if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ_VrZa1Tpw","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1d3f263687267ed980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d25e6368725a8fdf0000#post_53e1d25e6368725a8fdf0000\r\nThat's easy. Some days I REALLY want to get my dick wet and other days I REALLY want some guy to bend me over and fuck me senseless. It really depends on my mood.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e1d4426368724c26cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d39163687261358f0000#post_53e1d39163687261358f0000\r\nKing Joe just Completely throttled Ultraseven. (And likely would have killed him if The Ultra Garrison didn't interrupt.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1d4ad6368724d95c60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"If TME directed Godzilla.\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI-eO-MwQVI ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1d54663687240d65a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well guys im going to bed\r\n\r\n\"so\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMdd2C0pnBQ#t=21\r\n\"have\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b0oQkjup4Q#t=23\r\n\"some\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c\r\n\"anime\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0\r\n\"rap\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgJTsXDNJp4\r\n\"mashup\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE#t=30","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}