time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/112.json

{"topics":[{"id":"533c419f6368721fe8c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533bac506368723e1c420300#post_533bac506368723e1c420300\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533ba8346368722a7abd0100#post_533ba8346368722a7abd0100\r\nIt's only a matter of time before we get a Pony Simulator.[/bq]\r\n\r\nA friend gives us two months until we replace the goat with Pinkie Pie.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"533c5ce96368725c88100200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I realized something odd; no matter how much I eat or how much I fast or exercise I still maintain my same body weight of 154 lbs.\r\n\r\nI've weighed 154 lbs ever since I was 15 and still weigh the same exact weight, the same height and look the same even though(just with much longer hair).  It's been nine years too.  I use to play baseball and sports all the time and I still weigh the same as I do now.\r\n\r\nThe longest I ever went without food, other than bread, was two weeks I think and I still weighed the same.  Even scarfing down on a all you can eat buffet doesn't add any extra pounds either.  I could swallow a double chocolate cake; it wouldn't add any pounds to my stomach at all and I'd still be perfectly healthy regardless.\r\n\r\nIt's not just my weight, height or how I look either; my family ages extremely slowly.  My great-grandmother was 90-something, looked like she was sixty, was always outside taking care of her garden and totally self-sufficient.  My grandmother is about seventy and before she destroyed herself abusing drugs she looked about forty and was active.  My mom is 55, looks thirty and is still physically fit enough to do more physical activity than someone half her age.\r\n\r\nI didn't just win the genetic lottery; I won the genetic multimillion lottery.  That means I'm going to be one of those people that pushes well past a hundred, still looks young, just with gray hair(no baldness isn't in my family either) and still fit enough to take care of myself.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533c67cb6368725028070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c5ce96368725c88100200#post_533c5ce96368725c88100200\r\nCan i use your superior genetic material to engineer a race of extremely xenophobic, immobile squid-brain creatures that feel nothing but hate?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"533c69b16368721180860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c67cb6368725028070200#post_533c67cb6368725028070200\r\n\r\nOnly if they come with extermination rays. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"533c69e66368725048ee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c67cb6368725028070200#post_533c67cb6368725028070200\r\nNo thanks; last time someone did that they gave me a check that bounced.  What kind of a name is darvos anyhow?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533c6cce6368722114b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c69e66368725048ee0000#post_533c69e66368725048ee0000\r\nDidn't you hear? He had a run in with a renegade Time-Lord who looked strangely like David Tennant.\r\n","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"533c6f2a6368722114970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c6cce6368722114b30000#post_533c6cce6368722114b30000\r\nI hear he was charged with attempted DESTRRUCTION OF RREALITY ITSELF!\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"533c75c26368727fcbf00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c5ce96368725c88100200#post_533c5ce96368725c88100200\r\nSame. ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"533c7853636872133b700300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"my humanism teacher showed us this \"rap song\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuVBjhEQkLo (its in spanish)\r\n\r\ni think it speaks lengths, even only the hook\r\n\r\n\"there is very little money, but there is plenty bullets\r\nthere is very little food, but there is plenty bullets.\r\nthere is few good people, thats why there is plenty bullets\r\nwatch out here comes one.\"\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"533c7d3263687249cf870200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c7853636872133b700300#post_533c7853636872133b700300\r\n(Epiphany)\r\nHmmmm, the hermit lifestyle is sounding more and more tempting to me.  No one ever bothers hermits.  I could do it too; just work a couple years, pay off school loans and build a single room house that's heavily insulated, have a garden, live on a mountain and work only a couple hours a month just for basics.\r\n\r\nI'd be one of those people that if the world went to complete shit and everyone nuked each other I wouldn't notice at all.  I'd be up on my mountain wondering why the internet is down and why no one is coming to fix it.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533c7e8f6368724742970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c7d3263687249cf870200#post_533c7d3263687249cf870200\r\n\r\nall i need is a house, food, money and internet in my life. guess having simple goals in life can pay off at the end.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"533c812f636872475b750200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c7e8f6368724742970100#post_533c7e8f6368724742970100\r\nHaving simple goals is the best goal; the reason being is the more and more you desire the more and more you need to obtain to fulfil those desires.\r\n\r\nTo put it simply:  If you want to become a billionaire then that's going to take a metric fuck ton of effort and spending decades of your life if you weren't born a billionaire.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533c82eb6368724994ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c812f636872475b750200#post_533c812f636872475b750200\r\n\r\ni got my life plan done already.\r\n\r\nfinish college, move to canada or any other country more politically stable that speaks english and doesnt privatize its healthcare, become a criminal investigator maybe (this part can change) live in a calm place like a suburb that its not far form work (this obviusly excludes capitals, too habitated.) and live like that for the rest of my life, working then playing videogames in the rest, buying co-op games to enjoy with some internet buddies.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"533c84b56368721efd0d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I simply wish to become the supreme ruler of the known universe.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"533c84f26368724bd1f60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c84b56368721efd0d0000#post_533c84b56368721efd0d0000\r\n\r\nwhat if another person wants to become the supreme ruler of the UNknown universe?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"533c856663687248cbfa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c84f26368724bd1f60100#post_533c84f26368724bd1f60100\r\nLet 'em have it. But once they discover anything, it becomes a part of the known universe and thus belongs to me.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"533c865a6368727bd24c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I identify strongly with the creature from Robot Monster.\r\n\r\nAlso, according to wikipedia, the most popular Sailor Moon Sailor Whatever (aside from the eponymous character) was Venus. Followed by Mercury, Jupiter and Mars. Does this seem right?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"533c8d5b6368723d67fd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c865a6368727bd24c0100#post_533c865a6368727bd24c0100\r\n\r\nI love Mercury.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"533c8dd663687255e2ce0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Personally I like Uranus.\r\n(crowd booing)\r\nLike you didn't see that coming.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533c8e436368720b4c4e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c8d5b6368723d67fd0000#post_533c8d5b6368723d67fd0000\r\nVenus is funnier. And less odious than Moon who took too long to get going.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"533c8e766368723d679a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Jupiter and Mercury\r\n\r\nArtemis is hilarious as a straight man sometimes.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"533c8f4b6368720c7c5a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It is worth mentioning I am skimming the hell out of the show since there is a lot of filler. So I will miss things about the characters.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"533c995d636872589f240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c8f4b6368720c7c5a0000#post_533c8f4b6368720c7c5a0000\r\nThe entire show is filler though.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMan I'm bored out of my mind.  I'm just waiting for the next month to pass by to get back to college; so I'm not actually not doing anything, I'm waiting and that's boring cause it's like watching a clock until a certain time.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"533c99f663687268e0f60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c995d636872589f240100#post_533c995d636872589f240100\r\n\r\nman i cant wait until i finish this goddamn semester, i love doing nothing productive.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"533c99ff6368725052770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/533c8f4b6368720c7c5a0000#post_533c8f4b6368720c7c5a0000\r\nIt's not filler, It's monster of the Week, Like Gaogaigar","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}