time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1184.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53ec33846368720532580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec33496368720b74df0000#post_53ec33496368720b74df0000\r\nHow old are you?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec33ac6368721ef7c60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec33846368720532580000#post_53ec33846368720532580000\r\n19\r\ntotes legal","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec33e263687204af820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec332c63687205700e0100#post_53ec332c63687205700e0100\r\nIt's a folding knife. And I'm keeping it in my boot pocket. You never know.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53ec33fc6368723afad90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec33ac6368721ef7c60000#post_53ec33ac6368721ef7c60000\r\nTechnically yes.\r\nBut I'd still feel really dirty. And not in a good way...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec345863687205e28c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec33fc6368723afad90000#post_53ec33fc6368723afad90000\r\nhow old are you?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec34786368726827c90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec345863687205e28c0000#post_53ec345863687205e28c0000\r\nI'm 24...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec34b063687205704a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec34786368726827c90000#post_53ec34786368726827c90000\r\noh come on man that is not a big gap\r\ndon't worry about it","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec34dd6368721b1f6d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec34b063687205704a0100#post_53ec34b063687205704a0100\r\nIt _still_ feels a little like cradle robbing...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec34f3636872086aa90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec34b063687205704a0100#post_53ec34b063687205704a0100\r\nHe's taken.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ec350f6368726ac3760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec34dd6368721b1f6d0000#post_53ec34dd6368721b1f6d0000\r\nit's not\r\nrelax man\r\n\r\nwe can take it slow\r\n*ONLY snuggles up with*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec354a6368723d2cce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec34f3636872086aa90000#post_53ec34f3636872086aa90000\r\nI'm free.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec350f6368726ac3760100#post_53ec350f6368726ac3760100\r\nOkay...\r\n*purrs*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec35546368721bc33a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec34f3636872086aa90000#post_53ec34f3636872086aa90000\r\nI don't think Liam neeson movies can type","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec358e636872676a010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec354a6368723d2cce0100#post_53ec354a6368723d2cce0100\r\nDid you get cheated on again? Or did you just break up?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ec35a86368726764960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec354a6368723d2cce0100#post_53ec354a6368723d2cce0100\r\nthere you go\r\n*cuddling\r\nfalling asleep in arms*\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec35546368721bc33a0100#post_53ec35546368721bc33a0100\r\nwatching a Taken 2 review coniencidently\r\nhaha\r\n\r\nno it's not actually funny","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec35bf6368723afa1a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec358e636872676a010200#post_53ec358e636872676a010200\r\nyou shipped us","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53ec35d36368726764a70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec358e636872676a010200#post_53ec358e636872676a010200\r\nI never got together with anyone. Sure I've been on some dates and had a few one-night stands but no dedicated boyfriend.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec363063687204afad0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec35bf6368723afa1a0100#post_53ec35bf6368723afa1a0100\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec35d36368726764a70000#post_53ec35d36368726764a70000\r\n\r\n\"I know you Forrest\r\nI know you wouldn't hurt a beetle\r\nBut you're so buff and so strong\r\nI'm nervous Forrest\r\nForrest Gump\"\r\n\r\n\"Forrest green\r\nForrest blues\r\nI'm remembering you\r\nIf this is love\r\nI know it's true\r\nI won't forget you\r\nIt's for you Forrest\r\nIt's for you Forrest\r\nIf this is love\r\nI know it's true\r\nI won't\r\nFor-get-you\"\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ec36cb6368721105040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/809/711/920!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ec36cd63687211a8100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/difference_between_gay_and_super_gay.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53ec36f16368720800da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec36cd63687211a8100000#post_53ec36cd63687211a8100000\r\nThat's not Super gay. That's very gay at best.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ec372a6368721ef7520100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Say...\r\nWhere's Princess♠Molestia?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53ec3749636872683fe20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A bit late, but I have decided that the ceratosaur tooth will be too expensive to buy. So I'm thinking of getting a _Majungasaurus_ tooth instead, which is a lot cheaper but not exactly common either.\r\n\r\nIt's still going to be my Christmas/birthday present.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ec374a63687205708d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't hate Chinese in general, I just don't want my country being pushed around. Heck, I was part of a 'gang' back in highschool called The Council' and our leader was part Chinese. Helped him get elected as Supreme Student Government president.\r\n[spoiler]Through honest means of course[/spoiler]","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53ec375263687205708e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec36cd63687211a8100000#post_53ec36cd63687211a8100000\r\nderpibooru.jpg","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53ec375c6368726a0d850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ec372a6368721ef7520100#post_53ec372a6368721ef7520100\r\nMolesting somewhere","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}