time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1282.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53f7c5c263687206e2050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7c5816368726019f10000#post_53f7c5816368726019f10000\r\n[spoiler]!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/facepalm.gif![/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53f7c6076368727b11af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7c5536368722e42910100#post_53f7c5536368722e42910100\r\n[spoiler]The *Device?*[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7c63063687247a8c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7c5b46368724c6bc60100#post_53f7c5b46368724c6bc60100\r\nJust like my thighs. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7c7ee6368724d5c900100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7c5b46368724c6bc60100#post_53f7c5b46368724c6bc60100\r\nToo bad. Gone now. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f7c8116368725e7c220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7c5b46368724c6bc60100#post_53f7c5b46368724c6bc60100\r\nme too\r\nmy butt is fantastic","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53f7c8156368727b69b30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"IM ON THAT V ON THAT YELLOW PILL SHIT\r\nFUCK THE DEAL IS\r\nFUCK KILL STEAL SHIT.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7c822636872632ff00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7c7ee6368724d5c900100#post_53f7c7ee6368724d5c900100\r\nWait, Then where did they go!?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7c85763687235e0b80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7c822636872632ff00000#post_53f7c822636872632ff00000\r\nThey're just gone. \r\nNot in a big secret butt pile or anything. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f7c8816368723d718e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WHUR DID UR BURTS GUR.","author":"53e1859d6368723b93700000"},{"id":"53f7c95a6368727b39380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Come come fuck apart in here ÁAAAAAAAAAH FUCKER DONT START SHIT\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7c9ae6368724d7bd00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*hides* gurmee mur burt burck","author":"53e1859d6368723b93700000"},{"id":"53f7ca0663687214a3f00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I already talked about goverment plates but man it is still a banging record.\r\n\r\nIll do whatever i want\r\nFUCK WHOS WATCHING.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7ca3a6368727fdd3c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Has anyone ever had their butt fall asleep?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f7ca3d6368723d71d80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7ca0663687214a3f00000#post_53f7ca0663687214a3f00000\r\nSo home boy, Hows the cake! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7ca5f6368725b79000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7ca3a6368727fdd3c0100#post_53f7ca3a6368727fdd3c0100\r\nHow so?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7ca6f63687251a5c70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7c85763687235e0b80100#post_53f7c85763687235e0b80100\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7c822636872632ff00000#post_53f7c822636872632ff00000\r\nThey're just gone. \r\nNot in a big secret butt pile or anything. [/bq]\r\nButtpile... how would you know!!! You *MUST* HAVE A BUTTPILE!!","author":"53e1859d6368723b93700000"},{"id":"53f7ca8963687233ee7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7c6076368727b11af0000#post_53f7c6076368727b11af0000\r\nIt's purely on a need to know basis.\r\n\r\nNow if you excuse me, I need to go do a thing.\r\n\r\n*Exits the room*\r\n\r\n*Meanwhile*\r\n\r\n[spoiler]It's almost complete! I just need 9 things, First up, A sperm sample from an eevee...\r\n\r\n*After I put it into a Slot, A ding is heard*\r\n\r\nExcellent! Now a fire stone...\r\n\r\n*Ding*\r\n\r\nA Water stone...\r\n\r\n*Ding*\r\n\r\nA Thunder Stone...\r\n\r\n*Ding*\r\n\r\nFur from an espeon...\r\n\r\n*Ding*\r\n\r\nSweat from an umbreon...\r\n\r\n*Ding*\r\n\r\nIce from an Icy rock...\r\n\r\n*Ding*\r\n\r\nMoss from a moss rock...\r\n\r\n*Ding*\r\n\r\nAnd Finally A blood sample from a Sylveon...\r\n\r\n*Ding*\r\n\r\nAnd we're golden!\r\n\r\n???: Are you Sure the Elemental stones will work for this?\r\n\r\nFor the last time, Yes, I tested a previous version on some willing test subjects, And they worked just fine, Now if you'll excuse me...\r\n\r\n@CHARGE COMPLETE@\r\n\r\n*Takes a Rifle with a Dish-like End off of some ominous looking machine*\r\n\r\nI've got work to do.\r\n\r\n*Walks out of the lab*[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n*Sits back down where he was with an odd looking device in his hands, Kind of like a rifle*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f7caf463687224c0460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7ca8963687233ee7d0100#post_53f7ca8963687233ee7d0100\r\nSomething tells me this might turn Ugly.\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Or in this case Eevee![/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7cafe636872012c310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*strokes kitten in the same room* I vas expecting vou.","author":"53e1859d6368723b93700000"},{"id":"53f7cb80636872340c9a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7ca3d6368723d71d80100#post_53f7ca3d6368723d71d80100\r\n\r\nThere is no party until tomorrow\r\n\r\nThere is no time, my morning i spend it sleeping and the afternoon studying.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7cbba6368727f07720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cb80636872340c9a0100#post_53f7cb80636872340c9a0100\r\nBut I thought your birthday was today?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7cbd16368722678b40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7ca5f6368725b79000000#post_53f7ca5f6368725b79000000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7ca3a6368727fdd3c0100#post_53f7ca3a6368727fdd3c0100\r\nHow so?[/bq]\r\nLike losing feeling in areas of because you sat in an uncomfortable chair for 4 hours.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f7cc186368720d400d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cbba6368727f07720000#post_53f7cbba6368727f07720000\r\n\r\nBut when do they doit.\r\n\r\nMornings either my family works or sleeps.\r\n\r\nAnd afternoon i study and they go home rest their tired bones.\r\n\r\nAnd my mom isnt here on weekdays.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f7cc35636872340cb90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cbd16368722678b40100#post_53f7cbd16368722678b40100\r\nOh ok then _absolutely_.\r\n\r\nIt's not fun at all! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7cc816368721a3a000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cc35636872340cb90100#post_53f7cc35636872340cb90100\r\nI know!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}