time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1298.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fa6df16368722e00d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6d1e6368724712270000#post_53fa6d1e6368724712270000\r\nI'm not even sure I have a field unless general perversion and horror movies count.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53fa6e2e636872519f3c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcfliPwfp1qzr8nao1_1280.png!\r\nI'm going to disregard that test unless proven otherwise.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fa6ea46368721838f40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6d7f6368727e7a8b0000#post_53fa6d7f6368727e7a8b0000\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6ce26368724712140000#post_53fa6ce26368724712140000\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxly6c4f51rqtcbqo1_1280.jpg!\r\nDUWA![/bq]\r\nUltraman: \"Bitch I Duwa I want!\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa6eb5636872531b250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6ddc6368726fabcc0000#post_53fa6ddc6368726fabcc0000\r\nI believe that.\r\n\r\nI got tsundere. WOW WHAT A SHOCK!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53fa6ebb63687212e63c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6daf6368722254540000#post_53fa6daf6368722254540000\r\nWTF?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa6ef16368727887090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6df16368722e00d90000#post_53fa6df16368722e00d90000\r\nI suspect the UD definition was a little kinder.\r\n\r\nArrogant, bossy, superiority complex. Those seem to be the constants","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53fa6f0f6368720fa2960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6ea46368721838f40100#post_53fa6ea46368721838f40100\r\n*Ultra seven","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fa6f496368726057680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6df16368722e00d90000#post_53fa6df16368722e00d90000\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6d1e6368724712270000#post_53fa6d1e6368724712270000\r\nI'm not even sure I have a field unless general perversion and horror movies count.[/bq]\r\nAll hail Gasmask! God of smut!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa6fb86368723d50f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6ae463687275fe470100#post_53fa6ae463687275fe470100\r\nGood that you had a great time.\r\n[spoiler]Could we have a picture of him? Please?[/spoiler]","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fa7025636872510f540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Everyone getting laid except me. \r\n\r\nYup, that sounds about right! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa703763687208f0e50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6fb86368723d50f90000#post_53fa6fb86368723d50f90000\r\nSorry love. That would be a grievous violation of trust and I'm not that kind of person.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa705e63687209b6290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6ebb63687212e63c0100#post_53fa6ebb63687212e63c0100\r\nSquigs are critters in Warhammer 40k used by the Orkz as food, attack dogs and suicide bombers. I played Orkz when I played Warhammer, therefor your name reminded me of the suicide squigs.\r\n\r\n\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6ef16368727887090000#post_53fa6ef16368727887090000\r\nStill sounds a lot like \"bitch\" to me but whatever.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa6f496368726057680100#post_53fa6f496368726057680100\r\nBOW BEFORE ME PEONS!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53fa70926368723decba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7025636872510f540000#post_53fa7025636872510f540000\r\nAnd I'm Jailbait, So I couldn't even if someone wanted to for some reason. (I'm not that desperate for sex at the moment anyway.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fa70c76368726f72d10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa703763687208f0e50000#post_53fa703763687208f0e50000\r\nAlright then.\r\nPrivacy is a right I firmly believe in.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fa71186368720c72860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa7025636872510f540000#post_53fa7025636872510f540000\r\n\r\nI haven't gotten laid in 3 years. You're fine, that's why Rosie exists\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa705e63687209b6290000#post_53fa705e63687209b6290000\r\n\r\nBuild an altar and pyramids!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa715d636872531b800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa70c76368726f72d10000#post_53fa70c76368726f72d10000\r\nGlad you understand.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa71966368720fa2050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa71186368720c72860100#post_53fa71186368720c72860100\r\nRosie?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa71b16368720f80330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130407005446/ultra/images/b/b9/Tumblr_lkqtu2UyGU1qa69wso1_400.jpeg!\r\nUltra Seven and Ultra Seven X. (X Looks like He's fucking constipated.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53fa71ec6368722e00320100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa71966368720fa2050100#post_53fa71966368720fa2050100\r\n\r\nRosie Palms? You know, the one that makes justice by their own hand? She who knows how to choke a goose?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa726063687209c6ea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa71ec6368722e00320100#post_53fa71ec6368722e00320100\r\nNever heard of her.\r\n\r\nUnless this is a masturbating joke.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fa729f6368722254f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa71186368720c72860100#post_53fa71186368720c72860100\r\nAnd some very phallic monuments!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53fa72a4636872534be00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa726063687209c6ea0100#post_53fa726063687209c6ea0100\r\n\r\nYou should change your avatar to slowpoke just this once.\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa729f6368722254f70000#post_53fa729f6368722254f70000\r\n\r\nALL THE PHALLIC MONUMENTS!!\r\n\r\nMake Freud to blush just at the mere sight of them!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fa72bb636872510f990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa726063687209c6ea0100#post_53fa726063687209c6ea0100\r\nShe's got five sisters.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53fa72e86368724712e30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I forgot the best part!\r\n[spoiler]The poor guy couldn't keep his fingers off my piercing. He was fondling it like it was The One Ring. And he kept getting worried that he was hurting me. God it was so adorable![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fa731e6368720459070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fa72e86368724712e30000#post_53fa72e86368724712e30000\r\n\r\nInsert your favorite LotR joke here!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}