time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1329.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fd669063687237851b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here comes another government shutdown:\r\nTl:dr; September 8th congress will have ten days to create a budget; the gop are going to shut down the government again; this is probably going to fuck up their chances for the midterms.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fd6767636872688ab90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/818/602/6e9.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd67c36368724dcf530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd669063687237851b0100#post_53fd669063687237851b0100\r\nGod. Dammit. Didn't they learn?!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6767636872688ab90100#post_53fd6767636872688ab90100\r\nAnd that's what you get for being a dumbass.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd67dc63687267988b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6767636872688ab90100#post_53fd6767636872688ab90100\r\nfucking OW","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fd682663687229834d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6767636872688ab90100#post_53fd6767636872688ab90100\r\nWait. I found the perfect reaction for that,\r\n[spoiler]!www.quickmeme.com/img/a7/a7c92986d4387aba97f873b45ba3be334cbf6cecde29a188ebb414dc5b8096d3.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd68cc636872169b2d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i just found out kanye has a song where he raps with his mouth wired shut.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd69106368727674e40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd68cc636872169b2d0200#post_53fd68cc636872169b2d0200\r\n\"Mmfff fmmf hrrmmmf mmrrrmmf\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd6a276368722962390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6767636872688ab90100#post_53fd6767636872688ab90100\r\nHope he's alright. That must've hurt.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fd6a6a63687263eeb60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I put the wrong message.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd6a94636872513aaf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd69106368727674e40100#post_53fd69106368727674e40100\r\n\r\nClose your jaw and sing.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd6aa3636872513ab10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6a6a63687263eeb60100#post_53fd6a6a63687263eeb60100\r\nThe second it hit his head. It looked like his face was about to spill out.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fd6af56368721eb8660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd669063687237851b0100#post_53fd669063687237851b0100\r\nGov shutdowns aint nothin. \r\nThe budget situation in the US is completely FUBAR. Neother party will fix it.\r\nI say HACK THE PLANET!!!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53fd6b936368722e09470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6af56368721eb8660100#post_53fd6af56368721eb8660100\r\nThe reason why it's important is that it'll screwup the republicans chances of winning the midterm.  Before they were looking at gaining control of the senate by literally one seat and. . well. . there goes that.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fd6b9d6368720f4c100200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6af56368721eb8660100#post_53fd6af56368721eb8660100\r\nScrew the money system.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53fd6ba263687237851d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6a276368722962390100#post_53fd6a276368722962390100\r\n\r\nHaving experienced metal things hitting me in the head, yeah, it must have.\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6aa3636872513ab10000#post_53fd6aa3636872513ab10000\r\n\r\nIt loked like he wqs gonna break his spine, hinestly incredily worrying","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fd6bf263687234a1660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6ba263687237851d0200#post_53fd6ba263687237851d0200\r\nI once had a concrete breaker hit me in the head.  As far as I know I'm. . . . . . . . . . . fine.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fd6c58636872120f320100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't think I've ever had in severe head injuries...\r\nAlthough my mom DID drop me once as a baby.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd6c93636872120f3d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i once broke a finger in a door\r\n\r\n[spoiler]and crashed my first car[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fd6cd4636872421e710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I once had a hot iron dropped on my foot. I was two years old when it happened, so I don't remember anything, but I still have a huge burn scar on the top of my right foot.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53fd6cda63687210be030200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6c93636872120f3d0100#post_53fd6c93636872120f3d0100\r\nHey me too!\r\nAnd you guys already know about my vampire incident.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fd6d326368725aa73b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6c93636872120f3d0100#post_53fd6c93636872120f3d0100\r\nI think the most painful injury that happened to me was that painkillers didn't work during a medical operation so I felt everything that was being done.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fd6d43636872217d590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6cda63687210be030200#post_53fd6cda63687210be030200\r\nit's funny cause i wasn't actually injured\r\ni did scream for a few seconds once the car was stuck\r\nand then i got out and starting laughing","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fd6da563687233471c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6cda63687210be030200#post_53fd6cda63687210be030200\r\n*Treasure Sign \"Yin-Yang Orb\"*\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fd6de56368723e835e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6d326368725aa73b0100#post_53fd6d326368725aa73b0100\r\nAAAAH! *AAAAAAAAAAH!*\r\nTHAT KIND OF SHIT HORRIFIES ME!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fd6df86368723182860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6d326368725aa73b0100#post_53fd6d326368725aa73b0100\r\nWell my whole \"hole-in-the-chest\" debacle was pretty painless. Mostly because I was unconscious for most of it. From either pain or blood loss.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fd6d43636872217d590000#post_53fd6d43636872217d590000\r\nA guy sideswiped me and then drove the fuck off.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}