time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1337.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fe58356368727a6ea50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/240e4793a4f9acf756318f228b425213/tumblr_n0uronsQLt1r4lmg5o1_400.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53fe58b763687275822c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe58356368727a6ea50100#post_53fe58356368727a6ea50100\r\nYou got the 1337 get; now what are you going to do?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fe5a6c63687245fdab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe58b763687275822c0200#post_53fe58b763687275822c0200\r\nHuh, so I did.\r\nUh...dance.\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/819/283/e67.gif!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53fe5b37636872252de70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe5a6c63687245fdab0100#post_53fe5a6c63687245fdab0100\r\nFive nights at Freddy's got weird in the sequel.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53fe5c206368724189030200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe53bb6368727a84c80000#post_53fe53bb6368727a84c80000\r\nI try to look at things like that on the basis of how they'll effect life in years to come but the magic 8 ball is saying \"eeeeeeeeh?\" \r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fe5c2d63687224acfd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe5a6c63687245fdab0100#post_53fe5a6c63687245fdab0100\r\nThat fox looks like a penis.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fe5c6163687224fd350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe5c2d63687224acfd0000#post_53fe5c2d63687224acfd0000\r\nI seriously thought it was a penis for a minute\r\nAlso we're only five posts into the 1337 page and we're already talking about dicks!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fe5d316368727801860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe5c6163687224fd350100#post_53fe5c6163687224fd350100\r\nWaaaiitt...\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/754/518/a5b.jpg!\r\nI BROUGHT IT BACK TO REVENGEANCE.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53fe5d5063687237f3360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fuck; Russia is invading directly Ukraine.\r\n\r\n!http://graphics8.nytimes.com/newsgraphics/2014/03/05/ukraine-maps-v2/e98d8192ffb40d3e90d060dc4bc8ca04eff44071/0827ukraine-Artboard_2.png!\r\nThe only city that rebels still really control is Izvarino, city to the right near the border.  The sparkles are battles, the dotted line outlines rebel areas.  The battles towards the bottom are areas Russia is attacking.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fe5d9d63687225c0e30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe5d5063687237f3360000#post_53fe5d5063687237f3360000\r\nThis can only end in violence...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fe5dd363687224fd850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe5d316368727801860000#post_53fe5d316368727801860000\r\nIT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO REVENGEANCE!\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso I just realized that you were the one that posted the fnaf gif and not twisted. \r\nIt was kinda bizarre. Like someone other than trashboat talking about ultraman or someone other than me talking about weird fat porn","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53fe5f6163687274d9410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe5dd363687224fd850100#post_53fe5dd363687224fd850100\r\nWe all have little topics of our own, don't we?\r\n\r\nTrash: Ultraman, Kamen Rider, Pokephilia\r\nuc9: Political news, rants, touhou, [spoiler]touhou porn[/spoiler]\r\nTwisted: FNAF, Rap, offensive humor\r\nSquiggy: Gay stuff, Kill la Kill, personal life experiences\r\n\r\nStuff I've noticed over time.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53fe5f64636872750c310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe5d9d63687225c0e30000#post_53fe5d9d63687225c0e30000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe5d5063687237f3360000#post_53fe5d5063687237f3360000\r\nThis can only end in violence...[/bq]\r\nThe EU and the USA need to grow some balls and completely shut down trade with Russia.  The loss of trade with Russia can be offset easily by countries lowering import taxes with effected countries, but Russia's economy is heavily dependent on trading oil.  We don't need another fucking cold war so best to chop Russia's balls off before they try dicking eastern europe again.\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe5f6163687274d9410000#post_53fe5f6163687274d9410000\r\nJoin the touhoutards: we have insane amounts of porn.\r\nI managed to hit all four of my bases with one post.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fe60196368722855930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe5f6163687274d9410000#post_53fe5f6163687274d9410000\r\nWell I AM the oldest one here.\r\nIt's good to impart some wisdom into you whipper-snappers.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fe60486368727d98f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe60196368722855930000#post_53fe60196368722855930000\r\nHow old are you?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fe606763687205bcf10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe60486368727d98f20000#post_53fe60486368727d98f20000\r\nI'm 24","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fe60886368722855b00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe606763687205bcf10000#post_53fe606763687205bcf10000\r\nWhat month were you born in?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fe609e6368726358000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe60886368722855b00000#post_53fe60886368722855b00000\r\nJune.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fe60dc6368722878bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i'm gonna be 20 in less than a month","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fe61026368722825b40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe609e6368726358000100#post_53fe609e6368726358000100\r\nFuck; I'm 24, but born October 4th.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fe613263687227f8d80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe61026368722825b40000#post_53fe61026368722825b40000\r\nNow I JUST turned 24.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fe61396368722878e00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe609e6368726358000100#post_53fe609e6368726358000100\r\nWhat is your credit card security code and your mother's maiden name?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53fe618363687205bc1f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe61396368722878e00000#post_53fe61396368722878e00000\r\n666\r\nand my mother's maiden name is [spoiler]Nevergonnahappen[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fe618d63687228d1da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fe613263687227f8d80000#post_53fe613263687227f8d80000\r\nHA! I am older than you!  I was born in 1989.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fe61a36368727319c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i've never know my mother's maiden name","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}