time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1365.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5400de596368720559dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400ddc963687236938a0000#post_5400ddc963687236938a0000\r\n\r\nTeenagers tend to be more \"know-it-all\" and independent, that's why. Not always, but it's usually to some extent. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400de666368727ff3fb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400ddc963687236938a0000#post_5400ddc963687236938a0000\r\nIt's a good thing my mom taught me well. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5400de926368724b21b40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"my kids will 100% appear in a cringeworthy gallery somewhere on the internet.\r\n\r\neither that or in a worse photo that i dont want to even say it cause it will probably be in bad taste.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5400dec36368723630ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My mom would kick my ass if I ever even thought of misbehaving in public.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400def4636872124b280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400de2763687236468c0000#post_5400de2763687236468c0000\r\n\r\nShouldn't the title of the game be a tip? Grand Theft Auto? Stealing cars?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400de4763687270be220100#post_5400de4763687270be220100\r\n\r\nYou have to understand that times were different. Nowadays, a lot of kid's shows and toys are sugarcoated. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400de5163687236af9b0000#post_5400de5163687236af9b0000\r\n\r\nI've always been in the minority with this, but I want a ton of kids. Like, four.\r\n\r\nYes, I understand I won't have a life. Yes, I understand that I will be subject to unspeakable horrors. But I'm willing to go down that path.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400df216368721b521b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400dec36368723630ae0000#post_5400dec36368723630ae0000\r\n\r\nMy mom just had to say one thing. \"If you don't stop, we will never come here ever again.\"\r\n\r\nEven if it was just the grocery shop, the thought of not being with my mom everywhere she went freaked me out enough.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400df256368725d46e30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400def4636872124b280100#post_5400def4636872124b280100\r\nI would like a son or daughter...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400df58636872124b400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My parents never really had to discipline me. I think in a past life I must have been some sort of priest and I was just born with catholic style guilt engrained in my psyche. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5400df766368720421480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400de596368720559dc0000#post_5400de596368720559dc0000\r\n\r\nExactly. I find hard not to inch people like that in the face \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400de666368727ff3fb0000#post_5400de666368727ff3fb0000\r\n\r\nSpeaking of, how's the issue with the scanner going?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5400df836368720cb6200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/rtrLDQV.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5400df856368723ff1db0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400de926368724b21b40100#post_5400de926368724b21b40100\r\n\r\nThere's a picture of my grandpa holding an (empty) beer bottle to my lips as an infant. Wonder where that is now.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400df256368725d46e30100#post_5400df256368725d46e30100\r\n\r\nEither is fine with me, but to have all of one gender would kill me, especially all boys.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400df58636872124b400100#post_5400df58636872124b400100\r\n\r\nIf only I was born with that sort of discipline. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400df886368725bdc9d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm way to scared to have kids.\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5400df8d6368720421560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Finnish is weird\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uedDNy1ERbQ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5400dfa463687279b2700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400df766368720421480000#post_5400df766368720421480000\r\nOH FUCK I FORGOT!\r\n\r\nBe right back!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5400dfbd63687276f9730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400df886368725bdc9d0000#post_5400df886368725bdc9d0000\r\n\r\nI want to be a child psychologist. I kind of _have_ to like kids.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400dfd26368724e9af40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I would like to have a son. \r\nOnly one.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5400dfe06368727b10600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"80!\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130612180440/ultra/images/6/67/Ultraman_80_Henshin.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5400e0486368720409560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have always been a very complacent child\r\nIf I was told no, I just listened\r\nHonestly I hate asking for anything\r\nI always thought I lwas being a bother\r\nNo matter how much they made it clear I wasnt","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400e0666368721b2d270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"But here's the thing. I HATE babies. Kids I like. Babies?\r\nUUuuuuggggghhhhhhh.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400e07a6368722cff100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400e0486368720409560000#post_5400e0486368720409560000\r\n\r\nI was generally a good kid. Had a huge problem with lying (still do to some extent), but I was usually easy enough to handle.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400e08b6368725c1b010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400e0666368721b2d270000#post_5400e0666368721b2d270000\r\n\r\nAdopt toddlers. Life hacks!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400e0ba63687276f9b40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400dfbd63687276f9730000#post_5400dfbd63687276f9730000\r\nI don't hate kids.\r\n\r\nI'm just not good around them, you know?\r\n\r\nI'm to soft. Shit, I'm even scared of having a wife. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5400e0d46368727b10b10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If it's about how I was as a kid... Yeah no comment...\r\n\r\nAnd although I personally don't think I deserve to take care of another living being. I would like two kids, one male, another female.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5400e0e26368727c9ddc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400e0ba63687276f9b40000#post_5400e0ba63687276f9b40000\r\n\r\nI think it's something you have to ease into. Cross that bridge when you come to it, and don't think too much about it.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5400e0ee6368726468e40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400e07a6368722cff100000#post_5400e07a6368722cff100000\r\nI have a problem with telling the truth.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}