time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1371.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5400f63f6368726ee24c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f44f6368725fe1c10100#post_5400f44f6368725fe1c10100\r\n>no crossguard\r\n\r\nBro do you even parry","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5400f64a6368726ebe3d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f5f46368722ac0960100#post_5400f5f46368722ac0960100\r\nThe president?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5400f67e6368727061390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f5f46368722ac0960100#post_5400f5f46368722ac0960100\r\nThe doctor?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5400f68c6368722ac0b40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f64a6368726ebe3d0100#post_5400f64a6368726ebe3d0100\r\nNope.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f67e6368727061390000#post_5400f67e6368727061390000\r\nWrong.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400f68d6368722ee9d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I finally figured out the answer to Godslayer mode.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/gLeDkcD.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5400f71a63687268d8520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f5d463687249f45c0000#post_5400f5d463687249f45c0000\r\nruby","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400f71c6368727061490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f68d6368722ee9d60000#post_5400f68d6368722ee9d60000\r\n\"Fuck this, I'll just go hang out in purgatory with Virgil\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5400f72c6368726fd7450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f68c6368722ac0b40100#post_5400f68c6368722ac0b40100\r\nthat ex-cherry","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400f7356368727005480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f55363687207b7a80000#post_5400f55363687207b7a80000\r\nThey're known to be very sharp and fast. Russians actually adopted the design from Circassian of Caucasus.\r\n\"Shashka training blade - test 1\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGZWdi7MVrc","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5400f757636872704c4d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f72c6368726fd7450000#post_5400f72c6368726fd7450000\r\nCorrect!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400f78d6368724a4ea30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f757636872704c4d0000#post_5400f757636872704c4d0000\r\nyou guys going out again?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400f7e2636872704c5b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f78d6368724a4ea30000#post_5400f78d6368724a4ea30000\r\nWell I'm stuck dog-sitting this weekend.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]So he's gonna hang out there with me[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400f7fc6368726fd7690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f7e2636872704c5b0000#post_5400f7e2636872704c5b0000\r\nNice mate!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5400f80a6368723413f10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f7e2636872704c5b0000#post_5400f7e2636872704c5b0000\r\nthat's good\r\nhope you have fun","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400f80d63687276adb70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f71a63687268d8520000#post_5400f71a63687268d8520000\r\nAlso, what adorable name!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5400f8386368726f19a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why can't I have a kitty?!\r\n\r\nOh right. My super's a bitch.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400f86f6368727061870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"First person to reply to this gets a thing done for them","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5400f89d6368724a1eab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f86f6368727061870000#post_5400f86f6368727061870000\r\n:I what the thing?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5400f8e2636872704cb00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f8386368726f19a40100#post_5400f8386368726f19a40100\r\nthat's too bad\r\n[spoiler]when we live together in our own place, we will have all the kitties[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400f95763687220045e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f8e2636872704cb00000#post_5400f8e2636872704cb00000\r\nAll the kitties?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400f9786368727061c30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f8e2636872704cb00000#post_5400f8e2636872704cb00000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f95763687220045e0000#post_5400f95763687220045e0000\r\nDo you want to know how many cats my sister has? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5400f9be6368727005b00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f95763687220045e0000#post_5400f95763687220045e0000\r\nyes\r\n[spoiler]or however many you want\r\ni don't know[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5400f9dd636872709c9f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f9786368727061c30000#post_5400f9786368727061c30000\r\nI do.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f9be6368727005b00000#post_5400f9be6368727005b00000\r\nYaaaaaaaaay!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5400f9f36368727089d20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f68d6368722ee9d60000#post_5400f68d6368722ee9d60000\r\n[bq=\"Whatevs\"]I finally figured out the answer to Godslayer mode.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/gLeDkcD.jpg![/bq]\r\n\"God is perceived as evil by the opposite door that you represent and perceived as good by the opposite door. Yes or No?\"\r\nIf the bird to the heaven door is lying then he would have to say no.  If he is telling the truth then he would have to say yes.  If the bird to the hell door is lying then he would have to say yes.  If the bird to the hell door is telling the truth then he would have to say no.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5400fa0a6368726308100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5400f9dd636872709c9f0000#post_5400f9dd636872709c9f0000\r\n[spoiler]14[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}