time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/14.json

{"topics":[{"id":"52e192086368723737560300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e190aa6368725c21d50000#post_52e190aa6368725c21d50000\r\nI...have no response to that.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"52e192af6368727124150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e190aa6368725c21d50000#post_52e190aa6368725c21d50000\r\nAww yes Tights, the secret to one mans life.\r\n\r\nUntil you realize you look you look gayer in tights then in Skinny jeans.\r\n!http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17900000/Edward-Elric-edward-elric-17924099-1278-720.jpg!\r\nBut hey equivalent exchange am I right. a foot for a foot an arm for an arm and your dignity? Fuck it they be taking that shit too.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"52e193826368727550460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e192086368723737560300#post_52e192086368723737560300\r\n\"Let's face it you've got to be a man to wear tights.\r\n\r\n♪  We're men.  We're men in tights.  We roam around the forest looking for fights.  We rob from the rich and give to the poor.  That's right!  We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else put out your lights (punch.sfx)  We're men in tights defending the people's rights.\r\nLa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"52e194236368722ce1120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dose anybody in this thread remember Duck Dodgers? \r\n!http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjEyODIyMzA5OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjMzOTAwMw@@._V1._SX640_SY767_.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"52e1944d63687210d3610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e194236368722ce1120000#post_52e194236368722ce1120000\r\nNope.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"52e194c7636872125b600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e194236368722ce1120000#post_52e194236368722ce1120000\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]Dose anybody in this thread remember Duck Dodgers? \r\n!http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjEyODIyMzA5OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjMzOTAwMw@@._V1._SX640_SY767_.jpg![/bq]\r\nDuck dodgers and the 24 & 1/2th century?  Yeah.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"52e197946368721204270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e194c7636872125b600000#post_52e194c7636872125b600000\r\nYES! Duck Dodgers in my opinion was the best show ever.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"52e1986863687203e0790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e197946368721204270100#post_52e197946368721204270100\r\nI remember that show! Man it was good. Anyone remember that episode where Daffy was Samurai Jack?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"52e1997663687272e7070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e1986863687203e0790000#post_52e1986863687203e0790000\r\nI think so, I still remember that stupid cowboy episode where Porky turned out to be an android and went maximum kill mode.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"52e19a4b6368727886270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e1997663687272e7070000#post_52e1997663687272e7070000\r\nI might not have seen this episode but, did you see the episode when Dave Mustain of Megadeth saved the day?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"52e19af06368727886420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e19a4b6368727886270100#post_52e19a4b6368727886270100\r\nOh god I don't remember? Shit I need to re watch this show its been so long! D:","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"52e19b866368727263a70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e183a163687259d6e10000#post_52e183a163687259d6e10000\r\n\r\nHave you ever walked outside ever to feel 30 MPH winds scrape at your cleavage, unable to pull up your shirt _because that's how the thing is built?_\r\n\r\nOh, wait.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e183f76368727c179d0000#post_52e183f76368727c179d0000\r\n\r\nI mean, it's not always a bad thing. Sometimes it's a nice look.\r\n\r\nNot when Autumn is turning into Winter, though. Then it's not.\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"52e19c4063687222fda80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e19b866368727263a70000#post_52e19b866368727263a70000\r\nNope.\r\nThen again, I could just say \"wear a jacket\"","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"52e19c4463687222fdac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e19b866368727263a70000#post_52e19b866368727263a70000\r\nYeah I see where your coming from.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"52e19c9d63687234e9430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e19c4063687222fda80000#post_52e19c4063687222fda80000\r\n\r\nYipee, another thing to carry. \r\n\r\nI mean, I do, but I have a thing about closing jackets. I know, it's silly, I just really hate wearing closed jackets, which inda defates the entire purpose, but hey.\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"52e1a29e6368722e464d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e19c9d63687234e9430000#post_52e19c9d63687234e9430000\r\nI'm the kind of guy where I wear a jacket in the heat sometimes.\r\n\r\nand go out in the frostbite Cold with short sleeves and shorts on.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"52e1a2ff63687243cc160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"While Mel Brooks movies were being invoked.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"52e1a373636872040b3c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wildly off topic, but the BBC somehow made a _2 second trailer_ for Doctor Who unnerving using around 1 second of footage.\r\n\"The phrase 'Death Glare' comes to mind.\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO78rRjE7Og","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"52e1aa356368721a43130200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e1a29e6368722e464d0000#post_52e1a29e6368722e464d0000\r\n\r\nI can't bring myslef to wear shorts unless it's blazing hot outside. They just move too awkwardly.\r\n\r\nAnother fun fact about lady clothes: shorts are literally so goddamn short, that in some cases, you actually have to make sure that your underwear isn't too long.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"52e1ab956368724c0beb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e1aa356368721a43130200#post_52e1aa356368721a43130200\r\nI'm not a lady but I know what your talking about. \r\n\r\nI mean whats even up with that? why cant they just make shorts a little longer so lady's don't have to literally be freezing their legs off.\r\n (I hang out with my mom and sister a lot)\r\n\r\nIf I was a lady I would always buy shorts from the Dude apartment.\r\n(I'm not being offensive am I?)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"52e315f963687251010d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I discovered a new hobby:\r\nIf two socially awkward people you know like each other, but don't have enough courage to ask each other out, playfully tease them.  I don't mean as like bully, but I mean speak in sexual undertones getting them both hot and bothered then say to them, \"Hey what if I ask them about how they feel about you?\" then get the other person hot and bothered as well so when they do confess to each other they're both extremely hot under the collar needing a cold shower.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"52e3167b63687269e8f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e315f963687251010d0000#post_52e315f963687251010d0000\r\nSo, in short: Playing cupid?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"52e316ce63687236e4860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e315f963687251010d0000#post_52e315f963687251010d0000\r\n\r\nI do that. But for my own entertainment.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"52e3175f6368724fd0a80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e3167b63687269e8f90000#post_52e3167b63687269e8f90000\r\nNo. Playing GOD.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"52e3182563687250527a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e3167b63687269e8f90000#post_52e3167b63687269e8f90000\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/52e3175f6368724fd0a80000#post_52e3175f6368724fd0a80000\r\nBut Cupid mythologically is the god of desire; so both analogies work.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}