time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1430.json

{"topics":[{"id":"540688636368727d72a90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406874c6368727d726c0000#post_5406874c6368727d726c0000\r\n\r\nArigato, uc-senpai~!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"540688676368727db8560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540687a863687218cb170000#post_540687a863687218cb170000\r\nCan you live at my house then","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"540688bd6368721905760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540686726368723cfd920100#post_540686726368723cfd920100\r\nWhich is another reason for opposing any form of cruel and unusual punishment for any crime. Once you decide you're ok with castrating rapists with rocks then that means you're beholden to anyone who wants and is able to change the legal definition of the crime.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"540688d763687269ba170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5406883e6368726c64b20000#post_5406883e6368726c64b20000\r\nI always used to do my granddad's laundry and dishes. He'd jokingly say \"You'll make someone an excellent wife someday.\" Then I'd call him a senile jackass and we'd both laugh.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"540688db6368724fad390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I noticed that I can never stop talking about things I'm watching. (I can't stop talking about Ultraman at the moment)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"540688fa63687243342b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540688db6368724fad390100#post_540688db6368724fad390100\r\nWe've noticed it as well Darling.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54068941636872174bdb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540688db6368724fad390100#post_540688db6368724fad390100\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540688fa63687243342b0100#post_540688fa63687243342b0100\r\n\r\n\r\nUP MY SLEEVE UP MY SLEEVE UP MY SLEEVE UP MY SLEEVE\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540689906368727d2cce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540688d763687269ba170100#post_540688d763687269ba170100\r\nhaha\r\nglad you have such a great relationship with your granddad\r\ni never got to meet mine\r\n[spoiler]but no seriously be my bride[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5406899d6368727d2cd30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540688db6368724fad390100#post_540688db6368724fad390100\r\nI do the same thing. I have no clue how many dark souls posts I made a month or two ago. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"540689b463687239e4b10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540689906368727d2cce0000#post_540689906368727d2cce0000\r\n\r\nCan I be the priest?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54068a216368727db8ac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540689906368727d2cce0000#post_540689906368727d2cce0000\r\nI don't think same-sex marriage is legal where I live.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540689b463687239e4b10100#post_540689b463687239e4b10100\r\nCan you hold your liquor?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54068acc6368725bf5880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068a216368727db8ac0000#post_54068a216368727db8ac0000\r\n\r\nYes, but I'm always designated driver.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068a216368727db8ac0000#post_54068a216368727db8ac0000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540689906368727d2cce0000#post_540689906368727d2cce0000\r\nI don't think same-sex marriage is legal where I live.\r\n[/bq]\r\n\r\nJust give it some time sweetie","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54068add636872153ebb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540689b463687239e4b10100#post_540689b463687239e4b10100\r\nIf you're the priest, I wanna be the best man and the maid of honor. At the same time. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54068ade6368727d2cfc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068a216368727db8ac0000#post_54068a216368727db8ac0000\r\nI also keep thinking that you're Uc9.\r\n\r\nAccording to some post on 4chan, Ultramen look \"Generic\".","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54068b0c6368723f4e4d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068a216368727db8ac0000#post_54068a216368727db8ac0000\r\nLooks like I'm not the only one who walks around naked when doing laundry.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54068b1b636872153ed40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068ade6368727d2cfc0000#post_54068ade6368727d2cfc0000\r\nIt's the Remilia icon isn't it?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068add636872153ebb0000#post_54068add636872153ebb0000\r\nHow good do you look in stockings?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54068b3e6368724e28c70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068b0c6368723f4e4d0000#post_54068b0c6368723f4e4d0000\r\nI'm wearing underwear.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54068b4863687217841f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068add636872153ebb0000#post_54068add636872153ebb0000\r\n\r\nI shall be known as \"Super Kami Priest\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54068b5d6368727829ea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068b1b636872153ed40000#post_54068b1b636872153ed40000\r\nYes.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54068b606368725bf5a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068acc6368725bf5880100#post_54068acc6368725bf5880100\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068add636872153ebb0000#post_54068add636872153ebb0000\r\nyou guys just wanna make this an orgy don't you\r\n[spoiler]cause i am so okay with that[/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068a216368727db8ac0000#post_54068a216368727db8ac0000\r\ntotally is where i live\r\nyay canada","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54068bc36368725d68e90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068b1b636872153ed40000#post_54068b1b636872153ed40000\r\n!img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130207233616/gamegrumps/images/d/dc/Tenouttaten.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54068bec63687218b8ff0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068b606368725bf5a40100#post_54068b606368725bf5a40100\r\nI'm convinced that Canada is actually Heaven. Just cleverly disguised.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54068c3f636872174b8d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068bec63687218b8ff0000#post_54068bec63687218b8ff0000\r\nit's pretty close\r\n[spoiler]after all i am here\r\n\r\nand you know\r\nthe beautiful scenery and cool cities, and free healthcare\r\nbut mostly me[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54068c6963687277c7720000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068b3e6368724e28c70100#post_54068b3e6368724e28c70100\r\nPFFFFFF!!!! Underwear!?\r\n\r\n!https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/527420_242666369193558_1974930817_n.jpg?oh=060a17419f8c2427a23deae57805059a&oe=546F8820&__gda__=1415517169_c20531637086324f93c2d82bcf8d3121!\r\nMaaan, what a bunch of jokers! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54068c6b63687218cb7c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54068c3f636872174b8d0100#post_54068c3f636872174b8d0100\r\nOf course.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]It wouldn't be Heaven without you My Sweet.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}