time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/146.json

{"topics":[{"id":"535090e16368726f02ba0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53509051636872719ab10000#post_53509051636872719ab10000\r\nCause \"think of the children\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5350912b63687236e47a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535090e16368726f02ba0300#post_535090e16368726f02ba0300\r\nBut how will they learn of the birds and the bees?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535091556368723d53800200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53509051636872719ab10000#post_53509051636872719ab10000\r\nJust an oppressive government, I guess. On that note what is the most sexually free country on Earth, basically the exact opposite of a country like Iceland?\r\n\r\nEdit: I meant to say Iceland, not Finland","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"535091af6368724c1f510200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535090e16368726f02ba0300#post_535090e16368726f02ba0300\r\nIceland... I used to respect you.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"535092356368722bab3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535091556368723d53800200#post_535091556368723d53800200\r\nI don't know....","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5350923d6368724b3d2c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535091556368723d53800200#post_535091556368723d53800200\r\nDon't bother, cause if there was one I would be packing my bags; even the most sexually free countries still have people prattling on about \"think of the children\".\r\n\r\nA grand example of irony of this is that most porn is filmed in the usa.  What's even more ironic is that most porn in the usa comes from the south.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"535093196368722903a10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350923d6368724b3d2c0200#post_5350923d6368724b3d2c0200\r\nActually I read somewhere that most of the American Porn industry was in California. Until they tried to pass a law the REQUIRED the use of condoms during shooting.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5350933a636872290f030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350923d6368724b3d2c0200#post_5350923d6368724b3d2c0200\r\nI would say Japan is one of the most free were it not for the stupid censorship laws.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"535093516368722903c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350923d6368724b3d2c0200#post_5350923d6368724b3d2c0200\r\nI wish there is a country that sends those types of people into prison camps. You know those pro-censorship bastards?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5350935d6368725630140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535091556368723d53800200#post_535091556368723d53800200\r\nWhere ever you go the impulse to meddle remains for it is universal.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"535095e16368726fa2490300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350935d6368725630140000#post_5350935d6368725630140000\r\nSide note:\r\nIf superhero superpowers were real I would wish for the ability to screw with probability for the sole reason of to metaphorically fuck with people.\r\n\r\n\"Tonight on foxnews; our new study shows that pornograpy causes infidelity\"\r\n*next day\r\n\"Correction apparently watching porn cures infidelity\"\r\n\"Tonight on TMZ why leonardo dicaprio won't win any oscars\"\r\n*next day\r\n\"Tonight on TMZ why leonardo dicaprio won every last oscar, even 'best female actor' oscar\"\r\n\"Tonight on IGN, why COD has broken every sales record\"\r\n*next day\r\n\"Why this game that didn't pay us any advertising dollars just broke every sales record for video gaming and made COD it's bitch monetarily\"\r\n\r\nI wouldn't be evil or anything; just constantly prank yellow journalist twats.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5350970e6368722903600200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535095e16368726fa2490300#post_535095e16368726fa2490300\r\nSo you want to be Scarlet Witch?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535098086368722903cb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350970e6368722903600200#post_5350970e6368722903600200\r\n<-- doesn't know anything about marvel","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"535098806368723229aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535098086368722903cb0200#post_535098086368722903cb0200\r\nAhhhh well long story short. Daughter of Magneto, kind of broken, can alter probability, member of the Avengers, was in an incestuous relationship with her brother in another universe.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535098fa636872431d790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535098806368723229aa0000#post_535098806368723229aa0000\r\nIn another, much dumber universe.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5350990a6368723506cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535098806368723229aa0000#post_535098806368723229aa0000\r\nPersonality tests show that I'm more like Magneto.\r\nIs something very wrong with me?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53509a4f6368727ff3220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350990a6368723506cb0000#post_5350990a6368723506cb0000\r\nWell considering that Magneto is kind of a Hitler allegory...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53509a6d6368727ff3310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535098fa636872431d790000#post_535098fa636872431d790000\r\nHey Ultimate Spiderman was awesome.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53509a9d636872037e450200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53509a4f6368727ff3220000#post_53509a4f6368727ff3220000\r\nThe world belongs to mutants!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53509ac66368725dad980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53509a9d636872037e450200#post_53509a9d636872037e450200\r\nBut it really doesn't though....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53509b8e63687261ccfe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5350990a6368723506cb0000#post_5350990a6368723506cb0000\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535098806368723229aa0000#post_535098806368723229aa0000\r\nPersonality tests show that I'm more like Magneto.\r\nIs something very wrong with me?[/bq]\r\nWell considering that humans created giant robots that go around kidnapping people, causing hundreds of millions of dollars of damage in property damage every time they're deployed and that it's all government funded. . .\r\n\r\nThe sentinels probably would have caused less deaths if they just carpet bombed whatever city mutants were sighted in.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53509c866368721278bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53509b8e63687261ccfe0000#post_53509b8e63687261ccfe0000\r\nYou make an interesting point.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53509e526368723506c10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53509c866368721278bd0000#post_53509c866368721278bd0000\r\nA more realistic scenario of such a thing if mutants and sentinels were real is that the political shitstorm would be so great that after months of every 24/7 news company constantly showing crushed human bodies that were stepped on my sentinels the president and all people involved would be convicted of crimes against humanity and high treason then summarily executed.  After this the new congress and new president would be so for mutant rights, humans after witnessing thousands of americans crushed to death by sentinels would be extremely accepting of mutants under the reason of \"hey your powers may be dangerous, but our last president went around murdering thousands of innocent civilians and causing hundreds of millions of dollars of damage each time sentinels were deployed in a modern day witch hunt so we totally accept you\".\r\n\r\nIt'd be like witnessing dozens of 9/11 and then being told the countless civilian deaths were ordered by the government for \"your protection\".\r\n\r\nHey better yet why not drop a hydrogen bomb on miami and then go \"lol for your protection\"?  That would have caused less deaths and less property damage if you add up all the deaths and damage done by sentinels.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53509f1763687238241d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53509e526368723506c10200#post_53509e526368723506c10200\r\nPretty much.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53509fc36368727a59260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53509e526368723506c10200#post_53509e526368723506c10200\r\n\r\nDeconstruction... I like it.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}