time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/158.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5351e5936368723c30370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351e4796368723da3410100#post_5351e4796368723da3410100\r\n\r\nSaying no to the mechas can make things interesting.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5351e64b63687229f3590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What kind of jobs are the most fun and pays a lot?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5351e6b26368723c30760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351e64b63687229f3590000#post_5351e64b63687229f3590000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]What kind of jobs are the most fun and pays a lot?[/bq]\r\nBlowjobs?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5351e6d863687210101a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351e6b26368723c30760000#post_5351e6b26368723c30760000\r\nOh you.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5351e6ef63687210101c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351e64b63687229f3590000#post_5351e64b63687229f3590000\r\n\r\nDepends on what you consider fun. Some might thing carrying around more than they'll ever own in cost on their back in the form of heavy government ordinance as being fun. Like, fuck. To some twenty-somethings there's no deep philosophy needed to be in the army, you just want to carry around a rocket launcher that's as expensive as two Mercedez-Benz on your back and to fire it's house-expensive explosive rounds.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"5351e7096368723c309e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351e5936368723c30370000#post_5351e5936368723c30370000\r\n\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2de711143b66c34ba25955e1abd8fda/tumblr_mko0y5Oisu1rrno4co4_r1_250.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5351e7c36368725b5eaf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351e6ef63687210101c0100#post_5351e6ef63687210101c0100\r\nI might take a life of a cartoonist.\r\nOr maybe a writer for a cartoonist.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5351e83f63687213980d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351e5006368723be4210000#post_5351e5006368723be4210000\r\nTruth.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5351e8566368727d819f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351e7c36368725b5eaf0100#post_5351e7c36368725b5eaf0100\r\n\r\nThen go forth and draw. Or write.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"5351e8e463687235d2070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This is an idea that an asshole came up with, but goddamn if it isn't satisfying. When I get junk mail, I don't just throw it away. I'm talking here about shit like credit card offers and other things where it is bullshit assholes trying to convince me to go deeper into debt or something else of that nature.\r\n\r\nWhat I do is I take the business reply envelope, and I put coupons in it. You know, the other great bit of junk mail everyone gets and then I send it back.\r\n\r\nGives me a nice little vindictive thrill.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5351e96a636872191e280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351e7c36368725b5eaf0100#post_5351e7c36368725b5eaf0100\r\n\r\nIll become a private investigator, but iunno if ill have time for me,im really looking for a job like that and im studying rights so maybe.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5351ee92636872213e4d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I like to think humans are the best in terms of comedy in the universe.\r\n\r\nLike we are one of the only races capable of making jokes about even tragic things","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5351eec9636872737ce80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351ee92636872213e4d0000#post_5351ee92636872213e4d0000\r\n\r\nLaw of Probability dictates that if our race is good, there are potentially millions better","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5351eecd6368722e9c1e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351ee92636872213e4d0000#post_5351ee92636872213e4d0000\r\nWe ARE some silly bastards.\r\nHumor is the best coping mechanism.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5351efff63687227fcb00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351eec9636872737ce80000#post_5351eec9636872737ce80000\r\n\r\nBut what if we are between the millions better?\r\n\r\ni mean theres so many jokes and humor all over the internet, and the ability to laught over our mistakes, all those comedy shows and movies and tv series that exist (and the ability to put comedy in in the darkest of settings like max payne). i think humans might be masters in comedy","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5351f0c36368724b3c860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351efff63687227fcb00000#post_5351efff63687227fcb00000\r\nWe're better at it than turians. That's for sure.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5351f23c63687269ef930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351ee92636872213e4d0000#post_5351ee92636872213e4d0000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]I like to think humans are the best in terms of comedy in the universe.\r\n\r\nLike we are one of the only races capable of making jokes about even tragic things[/bq]\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/641/096/5b4.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5351f2996368720ae3180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351ee92636872213e4d0000#post_5351ee92636872213e4d0000\r\nOh were good in terms of comedy alright. If there is an advanced race of aliens out there watching us they are laughing their alien asses off at us. The things we do to the world, each other and ourselves can be thought of as extremely stupid. We must look like to them what cavemen or chimpanzees look like to us.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5351f30c636872622be30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351f2996368720ae3180000#post_5351f2996368720ae3180000\r\n\r\n!http://www.readyuplive.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3067&d=1353378784!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5351f3ca6368722b860a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351f2996368720ae3180000#post_5351f2996368720ae3180000\r\n[bq=\"someguy111\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351ee92636872213e4d0000#post_5351ee92636872213e4d0000\r\nOh were good in terms of comedy alright. If there is an advanced race of aliens out there watching us they are laughing their alien asses off at us. The things we do to the world, each other and ourselves can be thought of as extremely stupid. We must look like to them what cavemen or chimpanzees look like to us.[/bq]\r\nDidn't south park have a episode like this?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5351f68e6368721577540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Has anyone here played Tales of Xilia?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5351f76a6368727cc61f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351f3ca6368722b860a0000#post_5351f3ca6368722b860a0000\r\nYeah sort of.\r\n\r\nSpeaking of humor I decided to go to Conservapedia. That has to be a comedy site like ED. It HAS to be.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5351f820636872063a6f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351f76a6368727cc61f0000#post_5351f76a6368727cc61f0000\r\nIt is not meant to be, BUT it can be edited just like any other wiki, which is to say by anyone and their dog and being that it was pretty loony to begin with, naturally some people decided to turn it into performance art.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5351f8dc636872032aae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351f820636872063a6f0000#post_5351f820636872063a6f0000\r\nThe articles on free speech and gay rights make me burn my hand because my face is red hot from rage when I faceplam.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5351f94b6368727cad0a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5351f8dc636872032aae0000#post_5351f8dc636872032aae0000\r\nWhat can they do?\r\nAll they do is talk.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}