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{"topics":[{"id":"5353174c6368722f45250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Holy shit Fate/Zero is on Netflix!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53531af16368727411760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fffffffuck you Gilgamesh!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53531c506368725ff8610300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is Randomosaur here? http://www.conservapedia.com/Dinosaur \r\n\r\nHave fun!","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"53531d776368725b0c2d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53531c506368725ff8610300#post_53531c506368725ff8610300\r\nThat was painful to read.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53531eb26368723b229a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ohh Rider!\r\nI love you so much you awesome bastard!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53531fc563687215780e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53531c506368725ff8610300#post_53531c506368725ff8610300\r\nStandard creationist fare.\r\n\r\nNow \"this\":http://www.ocii.com/~dpwozney/dinosaurs.htm is painful to read.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5353204a6368727411e60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53531fc563687215780e0000#post_53531fc563687215780e0000\r\nYou're right. I have a headache now.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"535320926368727714f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5353204a6368727411e60200#post_5353204a6368727411e60200\r\n\"Possibly the epitome of creationist stupidity\":http://www.conservapedia.com/Post-Diluvian_Diasporas#Volcanoes.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53532166636872773d030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535320926368727714f70000#post_535320926368727714f70000\r\nI think my favorite part is that at the end of the section on volcanoes it says \"biblical citation needed,\" because of everything idiotic about claiming that animal life was spread around the world after the flood by being launched there by FUCKING VOLCANOES the fact it might not be biblically accurate is the part we need to worry about.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53532167636872412a140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53531fc563687215780e0000#post_53531fc563687215780e0000\r\nDouble Yoo Tee Eff","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"5353226c6368720acc430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"These quotes are all from the same fundie:\r\n\"1\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=13671.\r\n\"2\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=100557.\r\n\"3\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=99374.\r\n\"4\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78255.\r\n\"5\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=91298.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535322af6368721ff1610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I also forgot how terrifying Caster was.\r\nSomeone hold me. Please.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5353232c63687243a4b40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5353226c6368720acc430100#post_5353226c6368720acc430100\r\nI don't understand what's even being said. ","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"535323556368727721c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535322af6368721ff1610100#post_535322af6368721ff1610100\r\nWait, which caster are we talking about?  The old dude?  The weird woman in the robe or the kitsune?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5353237b63687244bde20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535323556368727721c40100#post_535323556368727721c40100\r\nBluebeard...\r\n*shudders*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5353239663687244bdf50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5353232c63687243a4b40000#post_5353232c63687243a4b40000\r\nYou'll love \"this\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=65191.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535324006368727f6a420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5353226c6368720acc430100#post_5353226c6368720acc430100\r\nI desperately want to believe these are just really bad attempts at satire.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"535324a26368727dde580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5353239663687244bdf50000#post_5353239663687244bdf50000\r\nThe more I think of how humans act there I think we really are apes. \r\nAlso most articles on converapedia make me faceplam, \"this makes me rage!\":http://www.conservapedia.com/Global_warming ","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"535324a66368724cd6410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5353237b63687244bde20000#post_5353237b63687244bde20000\r\nYeah, fuck that; I like tamamo instead.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"535324fc636872773dbf0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/48071/_1350068279.jpg!\r\nEye of a giant squid.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"535325216368721ff1a20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535324006368727f6a420000#post_535324006368727f6a420000\r\nThat fundie has been spewing massive amounts of concentrated stupid since 2006. I doubt a satirist or troll would stay that long.\r\n\r\n\"This is also serious.\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82877","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535325306368721409700200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535324fc636872773dbf0200#post_535324fc636872773dbf0200\r\nIt's like it's staring into my soul...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"535325676368721ff1c40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535324fc636872773dbf0200#post_535324fc636872773dbf0200\r\nThe funny thing is that ten years ago giant squid were thought to be mythological creatures only.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5353257e6368720c6cfd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535324fc636872773dbf0200#post_535324fc636872773dbf0200\r\nPeekaboo! If you state into the abyss, it stares back.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"535327bb6368724cd68f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@someguy111\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5353257e6368720c6cfd0200#post_5353257e6368720c6cfd0200\r\nIt's the Overmind.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535325676368721ff1c40200#post_535325676368721ff1c40200\r\nMost of the ones you see are dead. Have they ever been seen alive?\r\n\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}