time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1791.json

{"topics":[{"id":"542de4b7636872283d1c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de2ea63687250e9750000#post_542de2ea63687250e9750000\r\n\r\nI'm not a geek, I'm a manchild. There's a difference!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542de4f763687254cdbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de4b7636872283d1c0100#post_542de4b7636872283d1c0100\r\n\r\nX-D A huge one for sure, since one leaves some people awkward.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542de4fd636872714e9e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de2ea63687250e9750000#post_542de2ea63687250e9750000\r\nGeeks are the best kind of people. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542de724636872248da30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de4f763687254cdbc0000#post_542de4f763687254cdbc0000\r\n\r\nOhhhhh, that explains the weird looks I get","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542dea4d63687223e5e50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de14563687240f3ad0100#post_542de14563687240f3ad0100\r\n\r\nYou're waifu is inferior.\r\n\r\nXenomorph queen is best waifu. All that object shall become part of the hive.\r\n\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"542dea8f6368722082270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542dea4d63687223e5e50100#post_542dea4d63687223e5e50100\r\n\r\nSo you want me to go for you, girl? I ain't gonna pick a figught, be you a lady or not....","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542dead6636872076a7a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542dea4d63687223e5e50100#post_542dea4d63687223e5e50100\r\nXenomorph Queen is shit-tier.\r\nMarc is supreme waifu.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542deafa63687254ea3b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542dead6636872076a7a0100#post_542dead6636872076a7a0100\r\n!http://stoicfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Drago_break_you.png!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"542deb2b63687250cade0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can we agree you're all part of my harem?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542deb2b63687207ca8e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542dea4d63687223e5e50100#post_542dea4d63687223e5e50100\r\nWaifu wars are a go! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542deb3c63687207ca980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542deafa63687254ea3b0100#post_542deafa63687254ea3b0100\r\nTrust me Dollface. Better than you have tried and they all failed.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542deb5563687255150c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542deb2b63687250cade0100#post_542deb2b63687250cade0100\r\nYou're harem!?\r\nI'm the master here mister!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542deb5b636872248d840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542deb2b63687250cade0100#post_542deb2b63687250cade0100\r\nEh I can get _behind_ dat.\r\n\r\nIf you a know what I a meana. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542deba063687250e9f70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120227124726/kamenrider/images/3/38/Ren_Akiyama2.jpg!\r\nNone of your Waifus and husbandos got shit on Ren.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"542debbb6368726dd87e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542deb5b636872248d840100#post_542deb5b636872248d840100\r\n\r\nThat determination will put you on top soon son\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542deb5563687255150c0200#post_542deb5563687255150c0200\r\n\r\nYou're second best of my harem","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542dec306368726dd8970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm not sure if I have a waifu but if I did it would be Yuugi\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HiOewWBMAN4/maxresdefault.jpg!\r\n\r\nWith Alucard as husbando.\r\n!http://www.pageresource.com/wallpapers/wallpaper/alucard-hellsing_741226.jpg!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"542dec756368722082e20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542deba063687250e9f70100#post_542deba063687250e9f70100\r\nNow, he does have a point....\r\n\r\nTHOUGH IT IS WRONG!\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131009062524/kamenrider/images/6/61/Ryuki_Episode1.jpg!\r\nKID IS LOVE, KIDO IS LIFE!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542dec7c6368720ece110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm my own master now.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"542dec876368720777fe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542debbb6368726dd87e0100#post_542debbb6368726dd87e0100\r\nI plan on it! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542decac6368722082050200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542dec7c6368720ece110000#post_542dec7c6368720ece110000\r\nOh my god, It really does always fall back to Revengence! \r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542dec306368726dd8970100#post_542dec306368726dd8970100\r\nYuugi!\r\n\r\nYou have good taste, you are spared. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542decb363687220820d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542deb3c63687207ca980100#post_542deb3c63687207ca980100\r\n\r\nThen I'll go with plan B. Ignore everyone else and cuddle with uber-violent waifu!\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"542decdd63687205e83c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am reading a manga in which a skeleton with an afro is talking to a cyborg about the best way to take down zombies.\r\nI fucking love One Piece!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542ded0c636872024d6d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542decac6368722082050200#post_542decac6368722082050200\r\nI didn't even realize that.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"542ded53636872235e0e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542decdd63687205e83c0000#post_542decdd63687205e83c0000\r\n\r\n*45° clap*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542ded636368721224fa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542dec756368722082e20100#post_542dec756368722082e20100\r\n>Implying that a journalist can match up to leather jacket toting biker (What kind of a Kamen rider rides a Moped?)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}