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{"topics":[{"id":"53571920636872474cac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535718bb636872768fd60200#post_535718bb636872768fd60200\r\nDidn't congress classify pizza as a vegatable?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53571963636872474ce10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571920636872474cac0100#post_53571920636872474cac0100\r\n\r\nPizza also combines all the 4 groups which means is part of a complete breakfast","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"535719d663687228a3040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of burgers, if you blended some bear, bison, lion and crocodile meat into a single patty, then you put the patty in a burger with some bacon, you would have the manliest burger in the world.\r\n\r\nAnd yes, lion meat is legal in America. But that likely won't be for long, thanks to stupid activists.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53571a3c6368722a5d380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535719d663687228a3040000#post_535719d663687228a3040000\r\n\r\nThat would make me grow a beard and give me a heart attack.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53571abf6368727fdc550300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571a3c6368722a5d380000#post_53571a3c6368722a5d380000\r\nIt would be even better if you blended a lot of bacon in with the patty. And maybe you could put a piece of angus steak in the burger too.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53571be263687251a3c20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571abf6368727fdc550300#post_53571abf6368727fdc550300\r\nNo, wait. Even better: A piece of steak from a reverse-bred aurochs cow. Preferably a male.\r\n!http://www.eurowildlife.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/European-Widlife-Aurochs-Backbreeding-Wild-Cattle-Facebook-Taurus_Foundation.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53571c446368726fc4160200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571abf6368727fdc550300#post_53571abf6368727fdc550300\r\nWell now I'm hungry.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53571cc263687251a3260300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571c446368726fc4160200#post_53571c446368726fc4160200\r\nMe too.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53571d0f636872695bfc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571cc263687251a3260300#post_53571cc263687251a3260300\r\nBest burger patty ever:\r\nAngus beef, as much as you are comfortable with.\r\nBlue cheese.\r\nBacon.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53571d24636872732b370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571abf6368727fdc550300#post_53571abf6368727fdc550300\r\n\r\nI will gonna say something: 'MURICA","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53571d2c636872695b140300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What does rabbit meat taste like?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53571d8063687251a37e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571d2c636872695b140300#post_53571d2c636872695b140300\r\n\r\nPlease... Don't mention it °~°","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53571d8a636872287cb10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571d2c636872695b140300#post_53571d2c636872695b140300\r\nI'm not sure how to describe it, but it makes a good stew.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53571db9636872287cc90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571d24636872732b370000#post_53571d24636872732b370000\r\n[bq=\"Gizoid101\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571abf6368727fdc550300#post_53571abf6368727fdc550300\r\n\r\nI will gonna say something: 'MURICA[/bq]\r\n!http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1185440/thumbs/o-WENDYS-TREX-BURGER-facebook.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53571e1b63687228a3d00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571db9636872287cc90100#post_53571db9636872287cc90100\r\n\r\n!http://cdn.awwomg.com/wp-content/uploads/ajrREnq_460s.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53571e216368722a36ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571db9636872287cc90100#post_53571db9636872287cc90100\r\nOk. Look. I am a red blooded american. When it comes to people with terrible eating habits, I'm about as bad as you can get. I will eat a baconater with large fries while drinking a rum and coke and smoking my way through a whole pack of Marlboro blacks and I have to say in response to this picture:\r\n\r\nFUCK THAT NOISE!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53571e5d63687218694c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571db9636872287cc90100#post_53571db9636872287cc90100\r\n\r\nIf that thing was in México... \r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571e216368722a36ec0100#post_53571e216368722a36ec0100\r\n!http://www.photobullseye.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/8-murica.png!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53571ec16368722a5d460200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571db9636872287cc90100#post_53571db9636872287cc90100\r\nI'll order six.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53571ee76368726e127f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571e5d63687218694c0200#post_53571e5d63687218694c0200\r\nNah, just a self destructive streak.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53571f116368721869850200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571e5d63687218694c0200#post_53571e5d63687218694c0200\r\nYou missed out on a texas joke, since the burger was in texas.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53571fe06368723654400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571f116368721869850200#post_53571f116368721869850200\r\n\r\nTexas? So, that's why my uncle is so fat.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"535720246368722a5de60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also, I'll order another six of those deep fried.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535721d6636872023f310200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535720246368722a5de60200#post_535720246368722a5de60200\r\n\r\ncoevered in chocolate","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53572c166368725424570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"sometimes t storm berzerk comments worry me.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53572cbc6368725ade8e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571db9636872287cc90100#post_53571db9636872287cc90100\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571d24636872732b370000#post_53571d24636872732b370000\r\n[bq=\"Gizoid101\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53571abf6368727fdc550300#post_53571abf6368727fdc550300\r\n\r\nI will gonna say something: 'MURICA[/bq]\r\n!http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1185440/thumbs/o-WENDYS-TREX-BURGER-facebook.jpg![/bq]\r\nIs that real?\r\nIf so. Where?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}