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{"topics":[{"id":"53572e6663687276a7f40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53572c166368725424570000#post_53572c166368725424570000\r\n\r\nWhen is about his waifu, I not strange.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53572f5b6368727a255a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53572cbc6368725ade8e0000#post_53572cbc6368725ade8e0000\r\nTexas.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53572ff66368725df8c30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apparently, some people have gotten dice, nails, marbles and dominoes stuck in their penises.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5357305763687218a55c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53572ff66368725df8c30100#post_53572ff66368725df8c30100\r\nHorrifying yet not terribly surprising.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5357305b63687218a5620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53572ff66368725df8c30100#post_53572ff66368725df8c30100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]Apparently, some people have gotten dice, nails, marbles and dominoes stuck in their penises.[/bq]\r\nWhat about hoes?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5357308b6368725280290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53572ff66368725df8c30100#post_53572ff66368725df8c30100\r\n\r\nWhy people don't understand that cock vore is practically impossible?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"535731096368725b53540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There was also a guy who got his schlong stuck in a toaster.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5357312c63687218a5cc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357308b6368725280290000#post_5357308b6368725280290000\r\n\r\nwell, you can with a worm and enough lube.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"535732a063687206ab280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357312c63687218a5cc0100#post_5357312c63687218a5cc0100\r\nThere was also a guy on 4chan who put a slug in his butthole.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535732bf6368720815280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535732a063687206ab280000#post_535732a063687206ab280000\r\n\r\ni hope a bullet slug","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5357330d63687264cafc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535732a063687206ab280000#post_535732a063687206ab280000\r\nHilarious things end up in butts all the goddamn time. I'm friends with a nurse and she has the BEST goddamn stories about people \"falling\" on everything from light bulbs to Barbie dolls.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"535733a8636872221b130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357330d63687264cafc0000#post_5357330d63687264cafc0000\r\n[spoiler]In my last self-pegging attempt, I tried to use a small belemnite fossil as a buttplug. It didn't get stuck, but it easily could have, which is why I didn't push it in too far.[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5357340463687228f7280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357330d63687264cafc0000#post_5357330d63687264cafc0000\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535732a063687206ab280000#post_535732a063687206ab280000\r\nHilarious things end up in butts all the goddamn time. I'm friends with a nurse and she has the BEST goddamn stories about people \"falling\" on everything from light bulbs to Barbie dolls.[/bq]\r\nOne of the funniest ones I've read about was someone wound up in the hospital with a buzz lightyear toy up their butt after the wings expanded and they couldn't get it out.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5357348a636872221b8a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535733a8636872221b130000#post_535733a8636872221b130000\r\nNext time, use a traffic cone.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"535734976368720885500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357340463687228f7280000#post_5357340463687228f7280000\r\nA lawyer got a ringing cell phone stuck in his rectum, and a veteran tried pushing hemorrhoids back into his ass with a live bullet, which got stuck. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53573b2563687233b1aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://dinotoyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/JP-Young-rex.jpg!\r\nA lot of 90s kids had this JP toy. At least two people on this site say they had one.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53573e43636872118d900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53573b2563687233b1aa0000#post_53573b2563687233b1aa0000\r\n\r\nbut very few have had it up their bungholes.\r\n\r\ni keed i keed\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5357416463687230b8e90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm not going to lie; I wish jurassic park went extinct.  The first movie was great, the second movie was definitely subpar, the third movie made we want to throttle someone.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"535742616368723087c10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357416463687230b8e90300#post_5357416463687230b8e90300\r\nIf we didn't get a second movie though, we wouldn't have this:\r\n!http://www.actiontoys.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/BUUTREX.jpg!\r\nArguably the most epic dinosaur toy of all time.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5357426563687214fa900200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Not sure if this topic of things inside your anus should be in the fetish thread.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"535743526368727628890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535742616368723087c10100#post_535742616368723087c10100\r\nWhy don't you make a thread about toys to discuss about them?  It seems to be a popular topic.\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5357426563687214fa900200#post_5357426563687214fa900200\r\nYeah, I agree with gizoid here; that belongs in the fetish thread.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"535747f36368726907bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/22/call-of-duty-swatting-hoax_n_5195659.html\r\n. . . Wow. . what a dumbass.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"535748266368726a7cf00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Started a toy thread.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"535749906368721c16890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/535747f36368726907bd0000#post_535747f36368726907bd0000\r\nGod. Fucking. DAMMIT.\r\n\r\nThat has got to be one of the dumbest, most petty things I've ever heard in my goddamn life.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5357537f63687214123d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Personal and pointless gripe, ignore or read at your own risk.\r\n\r\nI hate the fact that most people complain they look older than they are, but it's the same when your genes decide that they want to stay almost on the exact same way they were at a certain time.\r\n\r\nWhat I'm saying is that I'm nearly 25... And I look like frocking 16. They actually asked me for a license when I went to a bar once.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}