time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1904.json

{"topics":[{"id":"543dcfd263687274e4e80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dcfaf6368723e8f670100#post_543dcfaf6368723e8f670100\r\nBut you don't have any \"like these\":https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/axent-wear-cat-ear-headphones","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543dd0386368723607cc0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dcfd263687274e4e80100#post_543dcfd263687274e4e80100\r\nI want a pair so bad it hurts.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"543dd0576368724fe6a50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I really want a castlevania movie\r\nSet during simons adventure into dracula castle\r\nIt would have various elements from the games\r\nOther characters joining the quest like in castlevania 3\r\nAnd a scene devoted to simon meeting and briefly confronting alucard\r\nActually having a reason for the mysterious airship near the castle","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"543dd06c6368724979da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dd0386368723607cc0200#post_543dd0386368723607cc0200\r\nI KNOW!\r\nThey're so fucking cool! The only reason I avoid getting a pair is because I am an anti-headphone entity.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543dd07c6368722364c60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dcfd263687274e4e80100#post_543dcfd263687274e4e80100\r\nI NEED these","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"543dd0dc63687220fec80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dd0576368724fe6a50100#post_543dd0576368724fe6a50100\r\nthere's one rumored to be directed by james wan. I would be super okay with this. I don't know how the dude does with action but he has horror down pat. \r\n\r\nIt's probably going to end up like the metroid movie though. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"543dd11f6368720431470200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I had an unusually vivid dream last night. \r\nIt was about the \"lake Bodom murders\":http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Bodom_murders. I dreamed about being the killer.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"543dd1986368721fc9500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/845/596/3d5.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"543dd2636368724a027f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well fucking congratulations China; \"your police have managed to do the thing you've been fearing about on national television\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvsrEF3gp-U by beating up protesters all that's going to do is cause the pro-democracy protests to spread like they've been worried about.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"543dd3196368726fc38b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/845/469/a32.png!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/845/461/a87.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"543dd3746368721415640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dd11f6368720431470200#post_543dd11f6368720431470200\r\n...one of the suspects is named assmann...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"543dd4176368720fd63a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dd3746368721415640000#post_543dd3746368721415640000\r\nSo, it's possible i dreamed about being Assmann. Wonderful.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"543dd4d26368721b4c4a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/843/994/522.jpg!\r\nOh god I can't breathe!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"543dd62d6368724fd3690200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im baaaaack\r\n\r\n!http://images.rapgenius.com/ce8913c188dc6d29a2956ac619b318de.320x240x50.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543dd6636368721f5f8d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/beautiful_stop_motion_towel_swans.gif!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"543dd7406368721bcf260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dd4d26368721b4c4a0000#post_543dd4d26368721b4c4a0000\r\nGotta Get that Pillsburry Dough ass if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"543dd7a763687253b7550200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@The Frowning Pony\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dafe863687219cb070100#post_543dafe863687219cb070100\r\n[bq=\"The Frowning Pony\"]Things to do when an asshole shows up:\r\n1. Report them\r\n2. Ignore them\r\n\r\nThings not to do:\r\n1. Acknowledge their existence[/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nuhu, so that happened\r\n\r\n[spoiler]good thing i know how to read deleted posts[/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543dd7c16368720440190300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/843/799/35b.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"543dd8e56368724058290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dd7c16368720440190300#post_543dd7c16368720440190300\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/843/799/35b.jpg![/bq]\r\n....Can this please happen, PLEASE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"543dd9916368724979670200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dd8e56368724058290000#post_543dd8e56368724058290000\r\nYou don't need ducks for that.\r\nI do it everyday.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"543dd9a763687253b7b40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/844/382/142.png!\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"543ddba763687256c17c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dd8e56368724058290000#post_543dd8e56368724058290000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dd9916368724979670200#post_543dd9916368724979670200\r\n\r\nif humans cant force me to change my fashion sense neither can ducks.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543ddbf763687215bbb60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dd9a763687253b7b40200#post_543dd9a763687253b7b40200\r\nI remember something similar happening to me with a vending machine I used once. Except instead of free drinks, every time I hit the \"Return Change\" button, it spat out free money. I must've gotten at least thirty dollars in quarters before it stopped giving me any more.\r\n\r\nAlso, thirty dollars in quarters is heavy.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"543ddd5c6368721be8c10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543dd9916368724979670200#post_543dd9916368724979670200\r\nThat is true, You'd probably be like my mom and worry about my attire to much!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"543dde076368721b0a650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am back!\r\n\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/847/025/1cd.jpg!\r\n\r\nAnd... what just happened here?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}