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{"topics":[{"id":"5441fe3b636872326dc90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"at the end i decided i dont want to be a lawyer.\r\n\r\nthey live under far too much stress if they work on big cities (my mom has time and is healthy cause she works in a small town), i have seen 20 something lawyers with their hairline so far back their head it looked like germany on 1945.\r\n\r\ninstead ill be a law teacher, we have one who isnt a lawyer at all, instead he dedicates to simply teach and debate.\r\n\r\nfucker can dress whoever he feels like, travels the world, and has like 20 tattoos.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5441fe4e636872490bd20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5441fc426368727f197c0200#post_5441fc426368727f197c0200\r\nMore like when people on any game that constantly brag about being \"mlg\" actually go up against mlg gamers.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5441fec26368723b93570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5441fe3b636872326dc90100#post_5441fe3b636872326dc90100\r\nGo for it man! Sounds like something that would be more up your ally.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5441fe4e636872490bd20100#post_5441fe4e636872490bd20100\r\n\r\nThat too!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5441fee96368725e59190100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5441fe3b636872326dc90100#post_5441fe3b636872326dc90100\r\nI heard it's also quite dangerous to work as a lawyer, especially when you are dealing with cases on organized crimes.\r\n\r\nBut it's up to you to decide. Whatever it is, good luck.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5441ff5d63687233f2c60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5441fee96368725e59190100#post_5441fee96368725e59190100\r\n\r\noh who gives a fuck only petty criminals have grudges lawyers.\r\n\r\norganized criminals know killing a lawyer wont do shit, only bring another one and keep the process going.\r\n\r\nlawyers dont got control over the case so they dont got much to change if they are threatened or bribed.\r\n\r\nnow the judge, thats another story.\r\n\r\nalso lawyers and judges can choose which cases to take and which not.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5442063a63687240c85c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/5cb2648e4252da3fc88527ecef75b401/tumblr_ndmbrq1pDt1qj339go1_500.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5442067d63687235efab0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442063a63687240c85c0300#post_5442063a63687240c85c0300\r\nWell that certainly is a thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54420740636872104ec20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442063a63687240c85c0300#post_5442063a63687240c85c0300\r\ndafuq?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5442074f6368722972440300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442067d63687235efab0200#post_5442067d63687235efab0200\r\nHow does one fire feet pistols exactly?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54420769636872490b5b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442074f6368722972440300#post_5442074f6368722972440300\r\nMagic.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544207a86368722c8f1f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fuckin' Gash Bell. Making me tear up like this. And I'm only at Volume 7!\r\n[spoiler]Good job Danny.\r\nTT^TT[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54420806636872063a690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54420769636872490b5b0300#post_54420769636872490b5b0300\r\nOf course, why not?\r\n\r\nAlso has anyone made a Dead Money version of Let it Go?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5442082e6368722ad63e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54420806636872063a690000#post_54420806636872063a690000\r\nWell Bayonetta IS a witch.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54420c49636872063a500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!img.bato.to/comics/2011/09/26/k/read4e80e3d9a1dff/Konjiki.No.Gash%21%21-v08ch070pg078%5BNull%5D.png!\r\nDammit Gash.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54420e4b63687239b31b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54420c49636872063a500100#post_54420c49636872063a500100\r\n*facepalm* DAMN IT, ZATCH/GASH!! YOU DO NOT SAY SHIT LIKE THAT WHEN A GIRL HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!!!! *ROFL*\r\n\r\nWelp, I got a default roster for Shonen Jump vs. Capcom: Heroes United, my game idea, guys. Here it is!\r\n\r\nRyu - Street Fighter\r\nChun-Li - Street Fighter II\r\nHaggar - Final Fight\r\nFelicia - Darkstalkers: The Night Warriors\r\nMega Man - Mega Man\r\nBatsu - Rival Schools: United By Fate\r\nIbuki - Street Fighter III: New Generation\r\nRuby Heart - Dai Koukai Frontier\r\nKaijin no Soki - Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams\r\nJedah - Darkstalkers \r\nWesker - Resident Evil\r\nViewtiful Joe - Viewtiful Joe\r\nPhoenix Wright - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney\r\nTron Bonne - Mega Man Legends\r\nSeth - Street Fighter IV\r\n\r\nGoku - Dragon Ball\r\nLenalee - D.Gray-man\r\nKinnikuman - Kinnikuman\r\nLala - To Love-Ru\r\nArale - Dr. Slump\r\nYusuke - Yu Yu Hakusho\r\nNaruto - Naruto\r\nLuffy - One Piece\r\nIchigo - Bleach\r\nDio - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure\r\nLight - Death Note\r\nWingman - Yume Senshi Wingman\r\nKankichi Ryotsu - Kochikame\r\nHitomi - Cat's Eye\r\nCell - Dragon Ball Z\r\n\r\nMixed up what eras from Jump's 45 years of publication","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"54420ecc6368725140ca0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54420e4b63687239b31b0000#post_54420e4b63687239b31b0000\r\nI'd play that.\r\nAlthough I'm curious as to how a character like Light would play.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54420f0a6368720e35b80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54420ecc6368725140ca0200#post_54420ecc6368725140ca0200\r\n\r\nI had the idea of him having Ryuk's scythe as a weapon as well as a Level 3 Hyper Combo having him use the Death Note.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"54420fe66368720b47930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54420f0a6368720e35b80200#post_54420f0a6368720e35b80200\r\nSo it would function like the Hama/Mudo skills in Persona?\r\nAn insta-kill that has a very small window of oppurtunity.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544211fa63687238119d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!img.bato.to/comics/2011/09/26/k/read4e80e47c958c0/Konjiki.No.Gash%21%21-v08ch072pg122%5BNull%5D.png!\r\nI know this demon's design is a reference to SOMETHING but for the life of me I can't figure it out.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544212146368726350210300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know I may no longer be a brony, but lunaafterdark is hilarious yo:\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/2014/10/11/740494/tall.png!\r\nHonestly I'd probably have the same reaction if a talking pony was asking me if I noticed something weird; <insert joke about \"keep Austin weird\" here>.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"544212ae63687268232c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Manga spoilers ahead.\r\n[spoiler]!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111007215333/zatchbell/images/a/ab/Zatch_King.jpg! All that struggle for this?[/spoiler]","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"544213126368724606ba0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/544212ae63687268232c0200#post_544212ae63687268232c0200\r\nDude. I know I've read this series before but some people might want to read it.\r\nGotta warn people beforehand.\r\n[spoiler]And yes, all the blood, sweat, and tears were for that.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54421392636872719a8d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dammit Won Lei!\r\nDon't be \"that guy.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"544214b563687208eaaf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Holy carp:\r\n!http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2172420/thumbs/o-TWIN-PINES-570.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5442152c63687249f11d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Voytek the soldier bear, a Nazi-killing, drinking and smoking bear that fought for the Polish army.\r\n!http://historiaextravagante.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Voytek1.jpg!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"}]}