time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5085.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551c32d56368726036c91800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c2e8e63687262463c0000#post_551c2e8e63687262463c0000\r\nI'm gonna start repressing that now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551c33cd636872611e7d0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So has anyone seen any of the trailers for the upcoming Fantastic Four movie?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551c34aa636872626d4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c33cd636872611e7d0e00#post_551c33cd636872611e7d0e00\r\nYou mean the one who's only purpose will be to keep the IP away from Marvel? cuz if so\r\n\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/4/1/861931__safe_meme_animated_equestria+girls_text_image+macro_sunset+shimmer_reaction+image_song_super+saiyan.gif! ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551c35486368726145a90d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c32d56368726036c91800#post_551c32d56368726036c91800\r\n^_glub glub_^","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551c359463687261e32e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c33cd636872611e7d0e00#post_551c33cd636872611e7d0e00\r\nI saw one\r\nIt was very vague\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c34aa636872626d4b0000#post_551c34aa636872626d4b0000\r\nWhat is that from?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"551c363963687261e3750300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c359463687261e32e0300#post_551c359463687261e32e0300\r\n\"Here\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eTef5Iqe0Y","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551c384563687261e3ff0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just ordered something! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551c387263687262c3300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c384563687261e3ff0400#post_551c384563687261e3ff0400\r\nWas it porn?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"551c389463687261e3480500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c384563687261e3ff0400#post_551c384563687261e3ff0400\r\nA drone strike?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551c38e163687262461a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c387263687262c3300000#post_551c387263687262c3300000\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c389463687261e3480500#post_551c389463687261e3480500\r\nIt was this!\r\n!http://www.previewsworld.com/catalogimages/STK_IMAGES/STK640001-660000/STK646970.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551c38e46368726202c60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c384563687261e3ff0400#post_551c384563687261e3ff0400\r\nBoko No Piko?","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551c38e7636872626da40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Reminder for the day for those of you thinking about making a April fool's prank: in all probability your prank is lame.\r\n\r\nOn the other hand if you do something like dress as mario and go on the street in a go-cart throwing banana peels on the road that'll be hilarious and you totally should do it; or if mix in hot sauce with ketchup and put it on people's fries and then put hotsauce in their tea telling them it's orange juice and putting superglue on the chair so that they can't get up to get milk you should totally do that.\r\n\r\nOther potential pranks: putting laxative in your school/work's tea; putting a cake on a quick-release spring under the plastic plate and when they go to blow out the candle it smashes them in the face; putting a custard pie on top of a doorframe so when they open it they get it in their face; replacing a air freshener with a blowhorn; put a mannequin in a bed next to a sleeping person; wrapping a floppy dildo in toilet paper then put it in a bananapeel and glue the peel back together using liquid stitches; get a sticky sticker of a scratch and put it on their car so it looks like someone keyed it.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"551c399f63687261f3890400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c38e46368726202c60200#post_551c38e46368726202c60200\r\n*Oh god no* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551c3a14636872611e681600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Relevant:*\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/499/738/bbe.png!\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/8/30/711184__safe_solo_meme_exploitable+meme_scootaloo_crossover_image+macro_ponified_exploitable_artist-colon-alasou.png!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551c3a41636872611ea31600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c33cd636872611e7d0e00#post_551c33cd636872611e7d0e00\r\nYes. Its funny how if you took the title away, you could easily say its another movie.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"551c3a7c63687261e30f0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c399f63687261f3890400#post_551c399f63687261f3890400\r\nOH IDEA! I will buy it and send it to your parents with a card saying it's from you!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551c3a946368726036a52400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c3a14636872611e681600#post_551c3a14636872611e681600\r\n*My body is ready*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551c3af96368726036582500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c3a41636872611ea31600#post_551c3a41636872611ea31600\r\nOh hey man!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c3a7c63687261e30f0700#post_551c3a7c63687261e30f0700\r\n_*I will punch you from the other side of the screen*_\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/41bd6f811c4d97aaa0c3f343d918a60e/tumblr_nm4vbnIsg61qa1w8ro2_1280.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551c3afa6368726211070300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c3a946368726036a52400#post_551c3a946368726036a52400\r\nLOL THAT WAS A REPLY TO ME!!!!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551c3bd563687261e37d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c3af96368726036582500#post_551c3af96368726036582500\r\nWhat about a bad dragon instead?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"551c3c3b636872626d540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c3bd563687261e37d0800#post_551c3bd563687261e37d0800\r\nNow that's Better! (But still don't)\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c3afa6368726211070300#post_551c3afa6368726211070300\r\nI'mma gonna do it!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/af335684c4e15a5aac42e658e1451b04/tumblr_nm4vbnIsg61qa1w8ro1_1280.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551c3cc3636872618bf90f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c3c3b636872626d540100#post_551c3c3b636872626d540100\r\nFine i will send them ascots,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551c3d4b6368726036c72800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c3cc3636872618bf90f00#post_551c3cc3636872618bf90f00\r\nEdit: Now that sounds a lot better! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551c3e4b63687261459f1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551c3d4b6368726036c72800#post_551c3d4b6368726036c72800\r\nAnd the ascots will have copies of Sakura Trick attached!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"551c3f4363687261f3600900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7a076368725804f90000#post_551b7a076368725804f90000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Another funny story. My step-dad's grandmother has a working SNES hooked up to a CRT at her house. We were over for some family gathering and my step-dad looks at me and says \"You wanna play some Mortal Kombat 2?\" I look at step-dad and go \"Hell yeah!\" So we go ti the SNES and pop in MK2. And for the next hour and a half I GOT MY ASS KICKED. He was too good at Mortal Kombat! I was so salty![/bq]\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7b2663687256b4000100#post_551b7b2663687256b4000100\r\nI remember I was at my parents' house, chilling on the couch playing Bravely Default and he comes over and says \"Is that Final Fantasy?\" And I'm like \"How do you know Final Fantasy?\" And looks at me and goes \"Because I beat Final Fantasy 3.\" My mind did a goddamn 180.[/bq]\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7a2d6368725553f10000#post_551b7a2d6368725553f10000\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551b7a3f63687255e8ee0000#post_551b7a3f63687255e8ee0000\r\nRecently I learned that my step-dad has not only played but BEATEN Final Fantasy 6. Although he referred to it as Final Fantasy 3. I think I blew his mind when I explained the 3 was actually 6.[/bq]\r\n\r\n@YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS FREAKING COOL AND AWESOME@\r\n@YOUR MOM, YOUR STEPFATHER AND EVEN YOUR GRANDMA@\r\n\r\n@MEAWHILE, I HAVE THE TIPICAL FAMILY WHO THINKS THAT NOT PLAYING VIDEOGAMES IS PART OF GROWING UP.@\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}