time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5797.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55438c806368723d8f1d2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55438c3c6368721b362a1400#post_55438c3c6368721b362a1400\r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55438c1b636872108b772e00#post_55438c1b636872108b772e00\r\nIts also a good way to ensure you'll never have a good Sex relationship. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55438c8a6368723d8f282600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fix post","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55438d0b6368724bc4560c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want to stick a hotdog on a metal pole.\r\nJust that.\r\n\r\nWhen people come by, they will notice it and wonder why there is a hotdog stuck on a metal pole. They'll go all curious or philosophical to the point that they start taking picture or Instagram it. They then add some ridiculous caption and stuff, and it circulates through Facebook and then Twitter, Tumblr and stuff.\r\n\r\nAnd then a new meme is born.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55438d2463687225ebdd0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@number1\r\n!http://dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/rsz/mlfw10934_small.png!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55438f796368721b36f51800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55438d2463687225ebdd0800#post_55438d2463687225ebdd0800\r\nIt is true, I get dumber each and every day. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55438fa66368720e838d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55438d0b6368724bc4560c00#post_55438d0b6368724bc4560c00\r\n*Is this the true essence of a Meme being made?*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554391046368720e83130300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Brain tumours\r\n\r\n!http://img08.deviantart.net/ceb4/i/2015/121/2/c/bats_157_by_rainbow223-d8rqa9y.png!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5543910a6368721b36791b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55438fa66368720e838d0100#post_55438fa66368720e838d0100\r\nIt's a theory.\r\nIt'll probably work though.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMy theories never seem to fail me before.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554392196368721051a20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554391046368720e83130300#post_554391046368720e83130300\r\nGoddammit DeviantArt...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5543921b6368721b36471d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543910a6368721b36791b00#post_5543910a6368721b36791b00\r\nSo, like, put it on top, and just drag it down, letting the pole impale it?\r\n_Do it_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554392486368721b369b1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554391046368720e83130300#post_554391046368720e83130300\r\nPink text on a pink background is a smart move","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5543928563687225eb4c1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.swillwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Blooper-Kraken-TeeFury-Shirt-of-the-Day.jpg!\r\n\r\nBLOOPER SINKER OF SHIPS!!!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554392a763687225eb8d1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543921b6368721b36471d00#post_5543921b6368721b36471d00\r\nI'm not in a populated area where a majority of people have a lot of use in the Internet.\r\n\r\nYou do it.\r\n\r\nAlso, I'm starting to think that Jesus is Santa Clause.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554392eb6368720e837e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This was v. 1 of my OC in Pony Creator a year ago\r\n !http://i.imgur.com/nHeT0Kg.jpg!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554392f46368723957910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554392a763687225eb8d1000#post_554392a763687225eb8d1000\r\nI don't think I am, either.\r\nBeside, an employee will probably clean it off.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554393256368720e83c30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to miss the plague doctor but it is time for a change.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5543934c63687205a66c0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554392486368721b369b1d00#post_554392486368721b369b1d00\r\n\r\nPink on pink can be nice sometimes, like lesbians scissoring ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) c wat I did thar","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554393646368721309a60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554393256368720e83c30500#post_554393256368720e83c30500\r\n!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByrzHtzCAAAw76z.png:large!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554393786368720e832e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554392eb6368720e837e0500#post_554392eb6368720e837e0500\r\nThat's cool.\r\nThis was me, _TWO_ years ago.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/2/12/240724__safe_oc_pony+creator_yellow+words_hjsdgce.png![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nCRINGE, MY PEOPLE! CRINGE!\r\n~^'Cause I did.^~","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554393866368721b36c81f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554392196368721051a20300#post_554392196368721051a20300\r\nDa never fails! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554393cc6368720e83940600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554392f46368723957910100#post_554392f46368723957910100\r\nWrite on it with a marker that says \"NU, I HAVE RIGHTS!\".\r\nThey'll read it first before cleaning it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5543941f63687225ebe01200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554393786368720e832e0600#post_554393786368720e832e0600\r\n\r\nAhhhhhhhhh","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554394286368721b36f72000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554393cc6368720e83940600#post_554393cc6368720e83940600\r\nHmmm...\r\nStill gotta clean it off :/","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554394406368723957420200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543934c63687205a66c0b00#post_5543934c63687205a66c0b00\r\nLewd. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554394ee63687225eb511400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554394406368723957420200#post_554394406368723957420200\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5543934c63687205a66c0b00#post_5543934c63687205a66c0b00\r\nLewd. [/bq]\r\nC:","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"}]}