time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/694.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b4d15163687244d5a00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d0b46368726c20160600#post_53b4d0b46368726c20160600\r\nYOU THINK THOSE WEAK STRAPS CAN HOLD ME?\r\n[spoiler]*Frees himself, begins fapping, and blows load in uc9's eyes*[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4d1596368725ca5d20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d0e16368721bf34c0500#post_53b4d0e16368721bf34c0500\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d0b46368726c20160600#post_53b4d0b46368726c20160600\r\nHoney don't you think you're being a little harsh?[/bq]\r\nDo you want a repeat of the last time we went to a museum to look at the fossils with him?  We're banned from every museum with fossils in the entire state.\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d15163687244d5a00000#post_53b4d15163687244d5a00000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d0b46368726c20160600#post_53b4d0b46368726c20160600\r\nYOU THINK THOSE WEAK STRAPS CAN HOLD ME?\r\n[spoiler]*Frees himself, begins fapping, and blows load in uc9's eyes*[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nNice try; those straps are made out of unobtanium, the ultimate in plot device materials and the most physically impossible unbreakable object in the universe.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b4d17b63687238cb0e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d1596368725ca5d20100#post_53b4d1596368725ca5d20100\r\n*sigh*\r\nI guess you're right. As usual.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b4d1b663687238cb2c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d17b63687238cb0e0300#post_53b4d17b63687238cb0e0300\r\n*Rings The imaginary doorbell*","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53b4d1bd63687251297e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In other new:\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/786/746/2f7.jpg_large!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b4d1cd63687276d22f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d1596368725ca5d20100#post_53b4d1596368725ca5d20100\r\nThat was for stealing fossils and attempting to rape young woman staff members. Not for using fossils as sex toys.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4d1d56368723141dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...\r\n\r\n*Takes out the beam saber and stabs it into the building*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b4d2676368725a49910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A good Celestia battle should involve music like these\r\n\r\n\"Phase 1\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk9fbj4q-i0\r\n\"Phase 2\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH98ksmVkIU\r\n\"Phase 3\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSdY8rrwafU\r\n\"Finale\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci9u8Ht1aao","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b4d26b6368725129d40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d1cd63687276d22f0200#post_53b4d1cd63687276d22f0200\r\nDon't you remember what the police caught you doing when they caught you at home?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b4d2aa6368721bf3f60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d26b6368725129d40400#post_53b4d26b6368725129d40400\r\nYes, I was molesting Sweetie Belle.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4d3006368725c7c4f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d2aa6368721bf3f60500#post_53b4d2aa6368721bf3f60500\r\nI mean the time after that.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b4d36d6368721bf32c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d3006368725c7c4f0300#post_53b4d3006368725c7c4f0300\r\nI was making crack out of amber stolen from the museum and smoking it while sticking a mammoth femur up my ass.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4d36f63687231b32a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...\r\n\r\n*Backs up a bit and Fires a scattering Shot from the Clay Bazooka at the building*\r\n\r\nOOC: By the building, I mean some hypothetical building where everyone here is","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b4d57163687231b3a00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060703031330/uncyclopedia/images/c/c1/Goebbels-turkey.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4d8c46368725c7c460500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://v103.violet.fastwebserver.de/series/Bleach/0587-001.png!\r\nGod dammit Kubo!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b4d9b3636872737c5d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've been thinking a bit about life and I realized something(not that serious):\r\nI like being a trap more than I want to fully transition.  What I mean by this is the more I think about it I don't want to get the final surgery.  In other words I'm thinking about rather than fully transitioning over the next couple years just being a quote \"shemale\" instead.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b4da416368722377d10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d9b3636872737c5d0200#post_53b4d9b3636872737c5d0200\r\nIt's your life dude. You do want you want.\r\n~Just take pictures~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b4da64636872314b040400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4da416368722377d10100#post_53b4da416368722377d10100\r\nYou have just as much of a dirty mind as me don't you?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b4da7f63687277e1a30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4da64636872314b040400#post_53b4da64636872314b040400\r\nYou know it Love.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b4daa5636872737c970200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d9b3636872737c5d0200#post_53b4d9b3636872737c5d0200\r\n>Shemale\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nuaBSE0v1F0/TbeNGIZ5eRI/AAAAAAAAAG8/_mUMsmax2m8/s1600/kuuga_thumbs_up.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b4dad16368727cf1860000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Everyone agrees on something. No one touches uc without Squiggy's permission","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b4db19636872314b790400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4dad16368727cf1860000#post_53b4dad16368727cf1860000\r\nYou touch MY uc9 and I start taking limbs.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b4db1963687276d2bb0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d9b3636872737c5d0200#post_53b4d9b3636872737c5d0200\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4da416368722377d10100#post_53b4da416368722377d10100\r\nWhat Squiggy said.\r\n\r\nSeriously though, I actually really love that idea, though only a little for perverse reasons. I love the idea of people changing and controlling their bodies as they please, whether its for pleasure, or art or just because that's what feels right to them. Its why I love body modification, piercings and tattoos.\r\n\r\nBasically what I'm saying is LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b4db6863687276d2d40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4d9b3636872737c5d0200#post_53b4d9b3636872737c5d0200\r\nShemale....\r\nSounds like some sort of Middle Eastern dish.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b4dbb36368727718f40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4db19636872314b790400#post_53b4db19636872314b790400\r\n\r\nCan we get some exceptions to the rule?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}