time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/6951.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55847e936368721f510012cc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55847d90636872370f0003c5#post_55847d90636872370f0003c5\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55847e006368720cdb001cca#post_55847e006368720cdb001cca\r\n\"Everyone! Raise up your hands and give ParagonCommander your energy so he can tip the scales!\"","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55847f0863687241c900111a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55847c8a63687217dc00090e#post_55847c8a63687217dc00090e\r\nI should travel","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55847f736368720cdb001f8f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55847e936368721f510012cc#post_55847e936368721f510012cc\r\n*Raises up hand and eats with the other* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5584807363687256d20041e1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55847f0863687241c900111a#post_55847f0863687241c900111a\r\nI don't recommend it\r\n\r\nNot worth the hassle","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"558480a86368721f51001630","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584807363687256d20041e1#post_5584807363687256d20041e1\r\nBut I wanna see Japan \r\nAnd Squiggy ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558480ef63687256d20042cc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558480a86368721f51001630#post_558480a86368721f51001630\r\nWhy leave your home when the internet exists?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5584829b63687241c90016da","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55847d90636872370f0003c5#post_55847d90636872370f0003c5\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55847d746368721f510010e0#post_55847d746368721f510010e0\r\n*YOU CAN DO ET!*\r\n\r\n*I BELIEVE!* [/bq]\r\n!http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/xenoblade/images/7/7a/Riki_YouCanDoIt.png/revision/latest?cb=20120113110703!\r\nRiki believe in GonGon!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"558482f06368720cdb0025bc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"30 seconds to fap.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5584830263687241e3000e7c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55847e936368721f510012cc#post_55847e936368721f510012cc\r\nYOU CAN DO IT MAN!","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"558483806368721f51001b07","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6719420160/h7CF353D6/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"558483fd6368721f51001bf0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55847d746368721f510010e0#post_55847d746368721f510010e0\r\n^~doit~^\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55847d7c6368721f510010ef#post_55847d7c6368721f510010ef\r\nas soon as I can preorder her she is miiiiine","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558484a96368721247000a22","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558480ef63687256d20042cc#post_558480ef63687256d20042cc\r\nBecause I want to give an actual fucking hug\r\n\r\nAnd then cry when I have to leave ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558485526368720cdb002a87","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558484a96368721247000a22#post_558484a96368721247000a22\r\n[spoiler]And moan when I bend you over the mattress and claim you.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5584857f6368720cdb002ace","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558485526368720cdb002a87#post_558485526368720cdb002a87\r\nThat too","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5584868e63687241e300148c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Nine People Were Stuck in an Elevator, so They Did the Only Thing They Could: Sing Aerosmith\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPTeSNcIHME","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"558487056368721247000df6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584868e63687241e300148c#post_5584868e63687241e300148c\r\nthey could have fucked instead of just singing about it","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558488226368720cdb002fdc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I was gonna go out tonight but my car is misbehaving.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558488b8636872410f00086c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just realized what is the plothole of x-men/any super hero genre/scifi/etc: humans will bang anything.\r\n\r\nI'm not joking about that either; for decades evolutionary wise people thought that homosapians killed the other forms of humans, but turns out we all just banged and thus homosapiens were born.\r\n\r\nIf something like x-men or such were to happen the most probable scenario is that we'd all become one species within a couple generations of everyone banging.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55848acb636872410f000b4e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I feel like i am playing a rather dangerous game this late at night.\":http://www.theuselessweb.com/","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"55848cc26368720cdb0038b5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558488b8636872410f00086c#post_558488b8636872410f00086c\r\nSounds awesome\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558488226368720cdb002fdc#post_558488226368720cdb002fdc\r\nThat's too bad","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55848d496368722eeb00006e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55848cc26368720cdb0038b5#post_55848cc26368720cdb0038b5\r\nEeeehh it's not too bad.\r\nIt's supposed to storm tonight anyway.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55848ec063687259230000ca","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Holy crap!\r\n\r\nA computer beat a human in a verbal portion of a IQ test.\r\n\r\nHow did it do this?  It used deep learning; or converting human speech into a form that the computer could understand.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso in AI news they've essentially taught a computer how to dream by basically running a image search, then reversing it so that it recalls the imagery; it's a bit more complicated than that but basically the image search comes up with thoughts onto what it believes is relevant.\r\n\r\nExample image of what the computer \"dreamed\" of:\r\n!http://cdn.singularityhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/this-is-what-happens-when-machines-dream-7.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\nIt's not really intelligence, but rather essentially translating how humans understand things and reverse engineering it in a way a computer can understand.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55848ee66368726a31000023","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm in a bit of trouble, Fathers Day is comming up and I have no clue what to get my dad, and my sister's already getting him an Amazon gift card, and he buys tons of crap for himself anyway. Any ideas?","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55848f1663687272e5000019","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55848ec063687259230000ca#post_55848ec063687259230000ca\r\nOne day we are gonna regret making intelligent machines, but by then it'll be too late.","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"55848f3a63687258c40001b7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55848ee66368726a31000023#post_55848ee66368726a31000023\r\noutdo your sister and get him an amazon gift card with more money","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}