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{"topics":[{"id":"53c5b4b06368722dfc330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b47463687279bcef0000#post_53c5b47463687279bcef0000\r\nWell, we got this gallon of milk. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5b4d3636872744a080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Kriegsmarine appears*\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/U-boot_by_Ferrer-Dalmau.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53c5b5116368726678540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b4b06368722dfc330000#post_53c5b4b06368722dfc330000\r\nAnd we're all sealed in an airtight can. This is gonna succcccck.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c5b5626368721313a90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b5116368726678540100#post_53c5b5116368726678540100\r\nNo, it won't. It's gonna be awesome.\r\n\r\nAnd now we can see our first animal, the megamouth shark.\r\n!http://cdn1.arkive.org/media/14/14E1441B-479B-4B82-9CE4-8950028838E6/Presentation.Large/Megamouth-shark.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b5ad6368724492200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b5626368721313a90000#post_53c5b5626368721313a90000\r\nCan we kill it, batter it, fry it then eat it?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c5b5e66368723860710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b5ad6368724492200000#post_53c5b5ad6368724492200000\r\nUse you're Book I think there's some magic spells in that thing!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5b5f063687271470b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b5ad6368724492200000#post_53c5b5ad6368724492200000\r\nYes. However, that will attract sea-rexes, a race of ancient tyrannosaurs that evolved gills and migrated to the deep sea.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b6666368725fce7f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b5f063687271470b0200#post_53c5b5f063687271470b0200\r\n...can we kill, batter, fry, and eat them?\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b5e66368723860710100#post_53c5b5e66368723860710100\r\nYeah... that would be a bad idea. Turns out the book is the Necronomicon.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c5b6a063687250992a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b6666368725fce7f0100#post_53c5b6666368725fce7f0100\r\nDon't worry.\r\n\r\n_*I GOT THIS!*_\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/2db921afd038dd1070ebe076f9f5f303/tumblr_n8qm70vIx21rigw40o1_400.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5b6bc6368726661830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b6666368725fce7f0100#post_53c5b6666368725fce7f0100\r\nYes. However, that will attract Cthulhu. \r\n\r\nAnd it looks like we have a megalodon on top of us, a 60-foot relative of the great white shark.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b6c36368724e7e600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b39e63687213131c0000#post_53c5b39e63687213131c0000\r\nFun for everyone!","author":null},{"id":"53c5b8a063687273dfb70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Sea spiders start crawling into the submarine*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b8f263687217c4260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b8a063687273dfb70200#post_53c5b8a063687273dfb70200\r\n*Falcon kicks it*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5b9706368724e7e100200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b8f263687217c4260000#post_53c5b8f263687217c4260000\r\n[spoiler]*The spiders start crawling up your uretha*[/spoiler]\r\nI have to leave now.\r\n*Teleports out of the submarine, leaving it to sink to the bottom of the ocean*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b9b063687217a6320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b9706368724e7e100200#post_53c5b9706368724e7e100200\r\n*Falcon pisses on the spider*\r\n\r\nSo long, Strange man. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5b9e76368727ce08c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can someone edit Captain Falcons helmet on this image for me?\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/6/18/7605__safe_fluttershy_artist-colon-megasweet_smirk_smug_dreamworks+face.jpeg!\r\nI don't know how to. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5ba236368723a17040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Starts the Dinosaur Empire on land, turns the world into a dystopia*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5ba646368727cf5b60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ba236368723a17040000#post_53c5ba236368723a17040000\r\n*The giant reptilians eat him*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5ba7d63687214856d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ba646368727cf5b60000#post_53c5ba646368727cf5b60000\r\n*They worship me, so this can't happen*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5ba9b6368727cf5c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ba7d63687214856d0000#post_53c5ba7d63687214856d0000\r\n*This is my imagination so it can happen*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5baf46368721791920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5ba9b6368727cf5c00000#post_53c5ba9b6368727cf5c00000\r\n*But it doesn't actually happen*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5bb6c636872524f0d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5baf46368721791920000#post_53c5baf46368721791920000\r\n*But why does it feel so real*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5cf106368727454460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Unforgivable!\r\n\r\nHenshin!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c5cf31636872076e040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Behold!\r\nThe cutest version of Link!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5cf39636872557ba40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5cf106368727454460000#post_53c5cf106368727454460000\r\n*Show me you're moves!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}