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{"topics":[{"id":"53a201f46368720fd9220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Plot twist: SquiggyBomb's dad is Ted Haggard.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a2028163687254991a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"follow me to the gay bathhouse","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a202cd63687250a64b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2028163687254991a0300#post_53a2028163687254991a0300\r\nBeen there.\r\nLooooooooved it!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a203166368725a14f00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2028163687254991a0300#post_53a2028163687254991a0300\r\nWhere did that meme even come from?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a20373636872391b1f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a203166368725a14f00000#post_53a203166368725a14f00000\r\n\r\n/mlp/ thread simulator.\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a203f06368721102890100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Steals SquiggyBomb's fridge*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a20437636872590f230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a203f06368721102890100#post_53a203f06368721102890100\r\nIt's empty dude.....\r\nI have been shopping in a like two weeks.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a204666368727d2a000500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a20437636872590f230000#post_53a20437636872590f230000\r\nYou're lying. There is bacon and cheesecake in here. Oh, and some yoghurt too.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a2048c6368723dfcb80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a203f06368721102890100#post_53a203f06368721102890100\r\n\"It keeps happening\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frW4oV6E2po","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a2048f6368727d2a130500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a204666368727d2a000500#post_53a204666368727d2a000500\r\nThat ain't my fridge then....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a204f063687259ec3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2048f6368727d2a130500#post_53a2048f6368727d2a130500\r\nYou're right. It's your mother's.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a205866368725985410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a204f063687259ec3b0000#post_53a204f063687259ec3b0000\r\nOooohhh she's not gonna be happy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a205c563687205770c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a205866368725985410000#post_53a205866368725985410000\r\n*Eats the bacon and cheesecake in the fridge*\r\nShe's just a pathetic little woman. How bad can she be?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a205d46368723dfcf70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a202cd63687250a64b0200#post_53a202cd63687250a64b0200\r\nBathhouse?\r\nI'm intrigued.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a20699636872504ea80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a205c563687205770c0600#post_53a205c563687205770c0600\r\nLook. You're probably too young to know the days of \"go get your own switch\". My mom can be a scary lady...\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a205d46368723dfcf70500#post_53a205d46368723dfcf70500\r\nIt was really just a lot of girl talk.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a206de6368726f8d3e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a20699636872504ea80200#post_53a20699636872504ea80200\r\nOK.\r\n*Returns fridge, puts facehugger in it*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a2070f63687259ecdb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a206de6368726f8d3e0200#post_53a206de6368726f8d3e0200\r\nDude. My mom could scare the piss outta Freddy Kruger.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a207536368725928d30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@Randomsaur\r\n...\"Clock up\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obgoyXzGgvQ#t=935","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a207ae63687213c6780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"These things live in all of Central and South America except Patagonia.\":http://i.imgur.com/1Nn6c3V.gif (NSFL)","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a208126368727d2af30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a207ae63687213c6780000#post_53a207ae63687213c6780000\r\nI know those. Worms that embed themselves in skin. The best thing to do is cover up the entrance point and deprive them of air. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a2086063687203b69b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a208126368727d2af30500#post_53a208126368727d2af30500\r\nActually, they're maggots.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a208f76368722ff9080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2086063687203b69b0100#post_53a2086063687203b69b0100\r\n\r\n\r\noh shit, the terrorist are using alien weapons to infiltrate maggots in american soldiers.\r\n\r\n(also that face on that other soldier)","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a2093c6368722695310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a208f76368722ff9080000#post_53a208f76368722ff9080000\r\nAnd since you live in South America, you can get them too!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a20a0d6368722ff9300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2093c6368722695310000#post_53a2093c6368722695310000\r\n\r\n\r\ni knew this day will come, the day terrorist manufacture high tec weapons that can put little insects in our insides, it will be a terrible massacre, nobody may survive, except insects, this battle will kill humanity, and tehyw ill rule all over the world, just like they did before washington came to power.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a20ee76368725965660200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Puts bacon in SquiggyBomb's fridge*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}